AAP, I remember you from my first go round years ago and you are consistently clever, so much so that i would think you should be getting paid for it in some manner. Perhaps elevating the styles of those hideous uninspired gay magazines, Genre or Instinct, I mean they don't feature real photography or real writers so you could probably get in pretty easily. If you can crank out these kinds of posts or the one from a couple years ago about the goose chasing the homos from the bushes naked, well you could at least have a column.
If I ever make it out to that awful state again that's shaped like an uncircumscized penis (sorry) maybe you could top me. I just can't stand Florida but for the fact that the Golden Girls (I drove in the cab i didn't push it) was set there. And that mutant Matthew Rush lives there, (who was eyeing me just this past week in SF.) The whole state is miserable white trash that leaves their Xmas light sup year round. I met an obese drag queen in a floral mumu awhile back and asked her if she was from Florida,- "Boca Raton Honey!!"