Shout Out to AAP :)

[Raptorex]

Bro,

You have been very quiet lately, I often look forward to logging on in the a.m. to reading some of your interesting posts.

Are you ok; if not - prayers to you.

 

[gotmilk]

He's been busy packing fudge

 

[Raptorex]

He's been busy packing fudge

It's snowing like crazy here, got to go shovel again...fark

 

[AAP]

Bro,

You have been very quiet lately, I often look forward to logging on in the a.m. to reading some of your interesting posts.

Are you ok; if not - prayers to you.

I still hate you from last week fuckface.

Not much happened this weekend. I slept alot. Went out but none of the bitches had any ass I was interested in. The only one remotely interesting - and by interesting I meant I would only make him chew a hole in my pillow just to shatter his tuff guy image - lost my interest when he went to the bar and ordered a jagerbomb and "lemme get a couple extra napkins here too". Meaning the jackass was going to really flood his glass over trying to make an impression. Weak ass wops with no culture showing their social ignorance while trying to exhibit "class".

I'm getting grouchy earlier than usual this week too. The ocean is still a tad too cold to swim in and no one on earth seems to have any T3 tabs. To make matters worse the damn shoe gremlin has misplaced a pair of my shoes too. I need to find those bitches. And quick.

Other than that, here are my Blog Bitches for Today (accumulated over the weekend events)

* Bar bitches are the worst. And black bar bitches are the worst of the worse. I mean first of all they all on the DL (haha as if while wearing a fucking Liz Clairborne watch?? wtf??) and they too damn cheap to buy you a drink while trying to get YOU to take THEM back to YOUR place. You know cause they can't bring you back to apartment dwelling with 3 other members there. And then when I say I am not interested, they call me a racist. (thank you.). WTF?? I am a racist because I don't go home with you? Have you ever thought for a minute that maybe I might like to take home a muscular gorgeous WHITE man? You know, like you trying to do? Fucking self racist bitch. You don't even date your own color but expect me to. Damn!

* In regards to racism as above, half of the blacks don't even know what racism truly is. You want to see racism? Go to Poland. They maim, cripple and kill blacks over there for #1 sport and #2 club (gang, political, etc.) initiation. Then come back over here and cry me some tears about racism because cracker ass white boy seems to have a fetish only for caucasians.

* Not to belittle any real gay men of color, but some of you sound like you’re just whining because white hotties usually aren’t nice to you. Honey, they usually aren’t nice to most of us other white guys either. Except me. Funny ain't it?

* Watching lesbians at the bar reminds me of a pack of howler monkeys. Yeah.. that way too. But you watch them and they belly up there and demand the most service, make the most noise, have the most impatience and then after ordering 6-8 drinks for their pack, they leave a 50 cent tip. Then they seem to congregate around the pool table like it is some kind of pussy magnent in disguise and they can't drift more than 5 feet away before it draws them back to it. Sometimes I could slap them right outta their fucking Birkenstocks and noserings.

* Yes I know I am hot. Yes I know I am gorgeous. Yes I realize that everyone wants me. And believe it or not, I am even aware that you would not be interested in someone as egotistical and arrogant as I am. Which is why you are welcome to my leftovers.

*Why do BDSM slaves think their “humiliation” practices are humiliating to anyone except themselves? I mean really. You just got pissed on and your bare ass paddled by an aging pimpled butt queen wearing assless chaps and you think it was humiliating for HIM? Bitch please. Oh yeah and as far as the other person involved goes... how can he be a true dom when the bitch is putting on eyeliner before going out?

*Same thing above goes for your “slut training.” Yes, you found someone to give you lessons? Why would you spend money you can’t afford to have someone teach you how to act like a slut? If you’re a slut, you’re a slut. If you aren’t one, why would you aspire to behave like one? Being a slut obviously means that a lot of sex is occuring at some point. When did you have sex last? Exactly. You could have spent that money better on escorts.

* Drag queens seem to think their entire act revolves about insulting the auidence with put downs. That's only because no one talks back. I responded to a drag queen performer once back in 92. She's still crying to this day.

* I can't believe it. You couldn't go out because your drug dealer didn't call you back? What’s the deal with drug dealers never calling you back? Whatever happened to customer service?

* When sick with a cold why do people with snot in their nose go out to the bars and then snort it up repeatedly within earshot of everyone else? Do they really think anyone will find that sexy?

* Every time I read about a gay man or lesbian being beaten up, there are three, four or five straight guys doing the beating! Afraid they might get their asses kicked if they did it alone, perhaps? That wouldn’t look good, now would it? And where are the gay man's friends? Probably across the street going "oh honey look at the ass on that juvenile skinhead..."

* Do lesbians have a "bear scene" like gay male culture does?

* A boy is someone 12-18 years old. A boi is someone 18-22 years old. A TWINK is a boi boy age 30+, that looks as though he hasn't eaten in a month, wears skintight clothing, acts more feminine than most girls and gets too dramatic about mundane things. It doesn't matter if he's white, black, yellow, purple or polka-dotted — a twink is a twink. Period. And I hate 'em.

 

[Gymgurl]

AND THAT ^^^ is why I love aap...((((HUGS)))))

 

[jack sparrow]

lmfao..AAP is the awesomest.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I still hate you from last week fuckface.

Not much happened this weekend. I slept alot. Went out but none of the bitches had any ass I was interested in. The only one remotely interesting - and by interesting I meant I would only make him chew a hole in my pillow just to shatter his tuff guy image - lost my interest when he went to the bar and ordered a jagerbomb and "lemme get a couple extra napkins here too". Meaning the jackass was going to really flood his glass over trying to make an impression. Weak ass wops with no culture showing their social ignorance while trying to exhibit "class".

I'm getting grouchy earlier than usual this week too. The ocean is still a tad too cold to swim in and no one on earth seems to have any T3 tabs. To make matters worse the damn shoe gremlin has misplaced a pair of my shoes too. I need to find those bitches. And quick.

Other than that, here are my Blog Bitches for Today (accumulated over the weekend events)

* Bar bitches are the worst. And black bar bitches are the worst of the worse. I mean first of all they all on the DL (haha as if while wearing a fucking Liz Clairborne watch?? wtf??) and they too damn cheap to buy you a drink while trying to get YOU to take THEM back to YOUR place. You know cause they can't bring you back to apartment dwelling with 3 other members there. And then when I say I am not interested, they call me a racist. (thank you.). WTF?? I am a racist because I don't go home with you? Have you ever thought for a minute that maybe I might like to take home a muscular gorgeous WHITE man? You know, like you trying to do? Fucking self racist bitch. You don't even date your own color but expect me to. Damn!

* In regards to racism as above, half of the blacks don't even know what racism truly is. You want to see racism? Go to Poland. They maim, cripple and kill blacks over there for #1 sport and #2 club (gang, political, etc.) initiation. Then come back over here and cry me some tears about racism because cracker ass white boy seems to have a fetish only for caucasians.

* Not to belittle any real gay men of color, but some of you sound like you’re just whining because white hotties usually aren’t nice to you. Honey, they usually aren’t nice to most of us other white guys either. Except me. Funny ain't it?

* Watching lesbians at the bar reminds me of a pack of howler monkeys. Yeah.. that way too. But you watch them and they belly up there and demand the most service, make the most noise, have the most impatience and then after ordering 6-8 drinks for their pack, they leave a 50 cent tip. Then they seem to congregate around the pool table like it is some kind of pussy magnent in disguise and they can't drift more than 5 feet away before it draws them back to it. Sometimes I could slap them right outta their fucking Birkenstocks and noserings.

* Yes I know I am hot. Yes I know I am gorgeous. Yes I realize that everyone wants me. And believe it or not, I am even aware that you would not be interested in someone as egotistical and arrogant as I am. Which is why you are welcome to my leftovers.

*Why do BDSM slaves think their “humiliation” practices are humiliating to anyone except themselves? I mean really. You just got pissed on and your bare ass paddled by an aging pimpled butt queen wearing assless chaps and you think it was humiliating for HIM? Bitch please. Oh yeah and as far as the other person involved goes... how can he be a true dom when the bitch is putting on eyeliner before going out?

*Same thing above goes for your “slut training.” Yes, you found someone to give you lessons? Why would you spend money you can’t afford to have someone teach you how to act like a slut? If you’re a slut, you’re a slut. If you aren’t one, why would you aspire to behave like one? Being a slut obviously means that a lot of sex is occuring at some point. When did you have sex last? Exactly. You could have spent that money better on escorts.

* Drag queens seem to think their entire act revolves about insulting the auidence with put downs. That's only because no one talks back. I responded to a drag queen performer once back in 92. She's still crying to this day.

* I can't believe it. You couldn't go out because your drug dealer didn't call you back? What’s the deal with drug dealers never calling you back? Whatever happened to customer service?

* When sick with a cold why do people with snot in their nose go out to the bars and then snort it up repeatedly within earshot of everyone else? Do they really think anyone will find that sexy?

* Every time I read about a gay man or lesbian being beaten up, there are three, four or five straight guys doing the beating! Afraid they might get their asses kicked if they did it alone, perhaps? That wouldn’t look good, now would it? And where are the gay man's friends? Probably across the street going "oh honey look at the ass on that juvenile skinhead..."

* Do lesbians have a "bear scene" like gay male culture does?

* A boy is someone 12-18 years old. A boi is someone 18-22 years old. A TWINK is a boi boy age 30+, that looks as though he hasn't eaten in a month, wears skintight clothing, acts more feminine than most girls and gets too dramatic about mundane things. It doesn't matter if he's white, black, yellow, purple or polka-dotted — a twink is a twink. Period. And I hate 'em.

good post, i hate black gays too

 

[needtogetarmy]

Rofl

 

[gotmilk]

your shoe gremlin's butch partner, the sock gremlin, has taken like 5 of my socks.

 

[rnch]

vintage AAP....love it!!












BTW AAP....i found some rather expensive shoes on my sanded and varnshed heart of pine floors, under my jeans and wife beater, where my missing boxers shudda been, next to the empty eros lube bottle and my empty flavored condom wrappers...what size are your rope embedded feet again?

 

[AAP]

BTW AAP....i found some rather expensive shoes on my sanded and varnshed heart of pine floors, under my jeans and wife beater, where my missing boxers shudda been, next to the empty eros lube bottle and my empty flavored condom wrappers...what size are your rope embedded feet again?

Did I leave behind the eros again? You know how much that stuff costs? I am prone to refilling my empty bottles with almond oil and then running down to the XXX store to exchange it, saying the bottle they just sold me leaked.

 

[rnch]

Did I leave behind the eros again? You know how much that stuff costs? I am prone to refilling my empty bottles with almond oil and then running down to the XXX store to exchange it, saying the bottle they just sold me leaked.

as the shoes are way too small for me i will store them with the feet binding rope and blindfold you enjoyed so much until you cum back again..

 

[digimon7068]

your shoe gremlin's butch partner, the sock gremlin, has taken like 5 of my socks.

 

[Raptorex]

I still hate you from last week fuckface.

Sorry for the delay in catching up on this thread, my cable went out due to the snow storm.

Again, please accept my apologies for being so forthcoming that you take more than you give, it simply is not true as this post shows.

With regards to your "adventures", I have a curious question - are Italian men who like man-sex as good in bed as Italian men that only prefer females? I always wondered about this.

Personally, anyone that beats up someone because they are gay (or anything else) should get a dick kick.

That's it for now, got to catch up on my work.

 

[AAP]

that you take more than you give,

So that is why I am mad at you. I knew I was mad at you for a reason, but I just couldn't remember why. Now I remember.

Dude anyone, and I do mean ANYONE that thinks Italian men are good in bed, whether they are performing with a man or woman, simply don't know what they are talking about. They are only verbally showcasing their sexual inexperience. If you meet a girl that thinks Italian men are good in bed, you better grab her because she's a Second Try Virgin right there. She hasn't had good sex. She knows about good sex as much as a 13 year old does after looking at his father's Playboy. The French are better in bed than the Italians and the French STINK!!!! That says it all. Italians are gungho and selfish about getting as much as they can out of the 81 seconds their sexual encounters last. That's it. Bunch of pussy ass momma boys.

If you want someone across the pond that is proven to be hot as hell in bed. Get a German.

 

[Raptorex]

WOW!!! that hurt bro (although I appreciate your honesty). I think I will have to direct Mr. KB and Swolio here next time they talk smack about sexual escapades.

I am kind of selfish, I must admit.

So that is why I am mad at you. I knew I was mad at you for a reason, but I just couldn't remember why. Now I remember.

Dude anyone, and I do mean ANYONE that thinks Italian men are good in bed, whether they are performing with a man or woman, simply don't know what they are talking about. They are only verbally showcasing their sexual inexperience. If you meet a girl that thinks Italian men are good in bed, you better grab her because she's a Second Try Virgin right there. She hasn't had good sex. She knows about good sex as much as a 13 year old does after looking at his father's Playboy. The French are better in bed than the Italians and the French STINK!!!! That says it all. Italians are gungho and selfish about getting as much as they can out of the 81 seconds their sexual encounters last. That's it. Bunch of pussy ass momma boys.

If you want someone across the pond that is proven to be hot as hell in bed. Get a German.

 

[AAP]

I am kind of selfish, I must admit.

But that is a good trait in a bottom. Saves us tops from having to do ALL the work.

 

[rnch]

....If you want someone across the pond that is proven to be hot as hell in bed. Get a German.

german/russian here...ahem...

 

[gotmilk]

german/russian here...ahem...

That's the second geighest post you have made here next to your mom cockblocking you after Katrina

 

[rnch]

gm, WHY are you SO interested in my sex life and threads?

sounds like more than a litttle bit of e-stalking goin' on here with you?

 

[Johnny Cakes]

hi fella's

 

[AAP]

hi fella's

My honey's here.

 

[SanFrancisco]

AAP, I remember you from my first go round years ago and you are consistently clever, so much so that i would think you should be getting paid for it in some manner. Perhaps elevating the styles of those hideous uninspired gay magazines, Genre or Instinct, I mean they don't feature real photography or real writers so you could probably get in pretty easily. If you can crank out these kinds of posts or the one from a couple years ago about the goose chasing the homos from the bushes naked, well you could at least have a column.
If I ever make it out to that awful state again that's shaped like an uncircumscized penis (sorry) maybe you could top me. I just can't stand Florida but for the fact that the Golden Girls (I drove in the cab i didn't push it) was set there. And that mutant Matthew Rush lives there, (who was eyeing me just this past week in SF.) The whole state is miserable white trash that leaves their Xmas light sup year round. I met an obese drag queen in a floral mumu awhile back and asked her if she was from Florida,- "Boca Raton Honey!!"

 

[Gymgurl]

But that is a good trait in a bottom. Saves us tops from having to do ALL the work.

LMAO...I ust spit out my coffee.....ROTFL

 

[Smurfy]

Bro,

You have been very quiet lately, I often look forward to logging on in the a.m. to reading some of your interesting posts.

Are you ok; if not - prayers to you.

I saw him last night on American Gladiators/ I imagine that show has him very busy,

 

[mountain muscle]

I saw him last night on American Gladiators/ I imagine that show has him very busy,

Me too!

He is that brutish looking, she-gladiator right?

He must have been retaining water.

 

[AAP]

He is that brutish looking, she-gladiator right?

Last time I take any PCT advice from the fucking joosers on this board.

 

[AAP]

that mutant Matthew Rush lives there,

that's my homey there. probably the best set of God given genetics anyone can ever possess and not a fucking shred of a clue about how to train or eat.

he's a cool bean though. he donated a gift pack of his dvd collection and his underwear to my last party as a raffle item. a straight girl won them. she had no clue who he was or what he did. I can only imagine the shock when she got home and put his dvd in. she was all over him at the party. I don't think she was aware that he was gay.

 

[gotmilk]

I'm not, I just found it ironic that you wanted to point out how you meat up to AAP's choice of ethnic anal cavities.

 

[Raptorex]

I often wish I was geigh; dudes are always well-maintained, kind and generous, and chicks just gadrrool over them.

 

[AAP]

I often wish I was geigh; dudes are always well-maintained, kind and generous, and chicks just gadrrool over them.

We all have abnormally large cocks too.

 

[SanFrancisco]

Really? I won the same thing from Josh Weston a few years ago but knew exactly what as getting.


Matthew Rush is very nice, he's such a genetic freak now. I can't believe how huge he's gotten, doesn't come across in the dvd. I'm sure your friend knew he was gay, one would have to. He may look straight but as soon as he opens his mouth a purse falls out.

 

[rnch]

.... He may look straight but as soon as he opens his mouth a purse falls out.

 

[AAP]

Really? I won the same thing from Josh Weston a few years ago but knew exactly what as getting.


Matthew Rush is very nice, he's such a genetic freak now. I can't believe how huge he's gotten, doesn't come across in the dvd. I'm sure your friend knew he was gay, one would have to. He may look straight but as soon as he opens his mouth a purse falls out.

Believe it or not some straight chics can't pick up on queerness. Even when at a party that is 90% queer. I don't know what is worse, Matts See Tarzan Hear Jane bit or the Over Butch But Ain't Foolin Nobody act that his umm.. er.... personal assistant puts on 24/7.

(you know the one always lurking around nearby that brushes his beard stubble with the eyeliner brush to make it look darker. fucking fruit head.)

 

[all the whey]

I often wish I was geigh; dudes are always well-maintained, kind and generous, and chicks just gadrrool over them.

The Gay guys would kick you out of the club for having such a gay fireplace.

 

[Raptorex]

The Gay guys would kick you out of the club for having such a gay fireplace.

I think they would like it personally.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

I often wish I was geigh; dudes are always . . . kind and generous.

You don't know too many of us, do you?

 

[rnch]

You don't know too many of us, do you?

"us" ?

 

[AAP]

You don't know too many of us, do you?

Maybe 2 of them. The rest of us are loathing self center narssitic arrogant eye candy that simply detests the rest of the population at large.

 

[SanFrancisco]

Believe it or not some straight chics can't pick up on queerness. Even when at a party that is 90% queer. I don't know what is worse, Matts See Tarzan Hear Jane bit or the Over Butch But Ain't Foolin Nobody act that his umm.. er.... personal assistant puts on 24/7.

(you know the one always lurking around nearby that brushes his beard stubble with the eyeliner brush to make it look darker. fucking fruit head.)

I can't wait to start doing this with some mascara.