Shout Out to AAP :)

[Raptorex]

Bro,

You have been very quiet lately, I often look forward to logging on in the a.m. to reading some of your interesting posts.

Are you ok; if not - prayers to you.

 

[gotmilk]

He's been busy packing fudge

 

[Raptorex]

He's been busy packing fudge

It's snowing like crazy here, got to go shovel again...fark

 

[AAP]

Bro,

You have been very quiet lately, I often look forward to logging on in the a.m. to reading some of your interesting posts.

Are you ok; if not - prayers to you.

I still hate you from last week fuckface.

Not much happened this weekend. I slept alot. Went out but none of the bitches had any ass I was interested in. The only one remotely interesting - and by interesting I meant I would only make him chew a hole in my pillow just to shatter his tuff guy image - lost my interest when he went to the bar and ordered a jagerbomb and "lemme get a couple extra napkins here too". Meaning the jackass was going to really flood his glass over trying to make an impression. Weak ass wops with no culture showing their social ignorance while trying to exhibit "class".

I'm getting grouchy earlier than usual this week too. The ocean is still a tad too cold to swim in and no one on earth seems to have any T3 tabs. To make matters worse the damn shoe gremlin has misplaced a pair of my shoes too. I need to find those bitches. And quick.

Other than that, here are my Blog Bitches for Today (accumulated over the weekend events)

* Bar bitches are the worst. And black bar bitches are the worst of the worse. I mean first of all they all on the DL (haha as if while wearing a fucking Liz Clairborne watch?? wtf??) and they too damn cheap to buy you a drink while trying to get YOU to take THEM back to YOUR place. You know cause they can't bring you back to apartment dwelling with 3 other members there. And then when I say I am not interested, they call me a racist. (thank you.). WTF?? I am a racist because I don't go home with you? Have you ever thought for a minute that maybe I might like to take home a muscular gorgeous WHITE man? You know, like you trying to do? Fucking self racist bitch. You don't even date your own color but expect me to. Damn!

* In regards to racism as above, half of the blacks don't even know what racism truly is. You want to see racism? Go to Poland. They maim, cripple and kill blacks over there for #1 sport and #2 club (gang, political, etc.) initiation. Then come back over here and cry me some tears about racism because cracker ass white boy seems to have a fetish only for caucasians.

* Not to belittle any real gay men of color, but some of you sound like you’re just whining because white hotties usually aren’t nice to you. Honey, they usually aren’t nice to most of us other white guys either. Except me. Funny ain't it?

* Watching lesbians at the bar reminds me of a pack of howler monkeys. Yeah.. that way too. But you watch them and they belly up there and demand the most service, make the most noise, have the most impatience and then after ordering 6-8 drinks for their pack, they leave a 50 cent tip. Then they seem to congregate around the pool table like it is some kind of pussy magnent in disguise and they can't drift more than 5 feet away before it draws them back to it. Sometimes I could slap them right outta their fucking Birkenstocks and noserings.

* Yes I know I am hot. Yes I know I am gorgeous. Yes I realize that everyone wants me. And believe it or not, I am even aware that you would not be interested in someone as egotistical and arrogant as I am. Which is why you are welcome to my leftovers.

*Why do BDSM slaves think their “humiliation” practices are humiliating to anyone except themselves? I mean really. You just got pissed on and your bare ass paddled by an aging pimpled butt queen wearing assless chaps and you think it was humiliating for HIM? Bitch please. Oh yeah and as far as the other person involved goes... how can he be a true dom when the bitch is putting on eyeliner before going out?

*Same thing above goes for your “slut training.” Yes, you found someone to give you lessons? Why would you spend money you can’t afford to have someone teach you how to act like a slut? If you’re a slut, you’re a slut. If you aren’t one, why would you aspire to behave like one? Being a slut obviously means that a lot of sex is occuring at some point. When did you have sex last? Exactly. You could have spent that money better on escorts.

* Drag queens seem to think their entire act revolves about insulting the auidence with put downs. That's only because no one talks back. I responded to a drag queen performer once back in 92. She's still crying to this day.

* I can't believe it. You couldn't go out because your drug dealer didn't call you back? What’s the deal with drug dealers never calling you back? Whatever happened to customer service?

* When sick with a cold why do people with snot in their nose go out to the bars and then snort it up repeatedly within earshot of everyone else? Do they really think anyone will find that sexy?

* Every time I read about a gay man or lesbian being beaten up, there are three, four or five straight guys doing the beating! Afraid they might get their asses kicked if they did it alone, perhaps? That wouldn’t look good, now would it? And where are the gay man's friends? Probably across the street going "oh honey look at the ass on that juvenile skinhead..."

* Do lesbians have a "bear scene" like gay male culture does?

* A boy is someone 12-18 years old. A boi is someone 18-22 years old. A TWINK is a boi boy age 30+, that looks as though he hasn't eaten in a month, wears skintight clothing, acts more feminine than most girls and gets too dramatic about mundane things. It doesn't matter if he's white, black, yellow, purple or polka-dotted — a twink is a twink. Period. And I hate 'em.

 

[Gymgurl]

AND THAT ^^^ is why I love aap...((((HUGS)))))

 

[jack sparrow]

lmfao..AAP is the awesomest.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I still hate you from last week fuckface.

Not much happened this weekend. I slept alot. Went out but none of the bitches had any ass I was interested in. The only one remotely interesting - and by interesting I meant I would only make him chew a hole in my pillow just to shatter his tuff guy image - lost my interest when he went to the bar and ordered a jagerbomb and "lemme get a couple extra napkins here too". Meaning the jackass was going to really flood his glass over trying to make an impression. Weak ass wops with no culture showing their social ignorance while trying to exhibit "class".

I'm getting grouchy earlier than usual this week too. The ocean is still a tad too cold to swim in and no one on earth seems to have any T3 tabs. To make matters worse the damn shoe gremlin has misplaced a pair of my shoes too. I need to find those bitches. And quick.

Other than that, here are my Blog Bitches for Today (accumulated over the weekend events)

* Bar bitches are the worst. And black bar bitches are the worst of the worse. I mean first of all they all on the DL (haha as if while wearing a fucking Liz Clairborne watch?? wtf??) and they too damn cheap to buy you a drink while trying to get YOU to take THEM back to YOUR place. You know cause they can't bring you back to apartment dwelling with 3 other members there. And then when I say I am not interested, they call me a racist. (thank you.). WTF?? I am a racist because I don't go home with you? Have you ever thought for a minute that maybe I might like to take home a muscular gorgeous WHITE man? You know, like you trying to do? Fucking self racist bitch. You don't even date your own color but expect me to. Damn!

* In regards to racism as above, half of the blacks don't even know what racism truly is. You want to see racism? Go to Poland. They maim, cripple and kill blacks over there for #1 sport and #2 club (gang, political, etc.) initiation. Then come back over here and cry me some tears about racism because cracker ass white boy seems to have a fetish only for caucasians.

* Not to belittle any real gay men of color, but some of you sound like you’re just whining because white hotties usually aren’t nice to you. Honey, they usually aren’t nice to most of us other white guys either. Except me. Funny ain't it?

* Watching lesbians at the bar reminds me of a pack of howler monkeys. Yeah.. that way too. But you watch them and they belly up there and demand the most service, make the most noise, have the most impatience and then after ordering 6-8 drinks for their pack, they leave a 50 cent tip. Then they seem to congregate around the pool table like it is some kind of pussy magnent in disguise and they can't drift more than 5 feet away before it draws them back to it. Sometimes I could slap them right outta their fucking Birkenstocks and noserings.

* Yes I know I am hot. Yes I know I am gorgeous. Yes I realize that everyone wants me. And believe it or not, I am even aware that you would not be interested in someone as egotistical and arrogant as I am. Which is why you are welcome to my leftovers.

*Why do BDSM slaves think their “humiliation” practices are humiliating to anyone except themselves? I mean really. You just got pissed on and your bare ass paddled by an aging pimpled butt queen wearing assless chaps and you think it was humiliating for HIM? Bitch please. Oh yeah and as far as the other person involved goes... how can he be a true dom when the bitch is putting on eyeliner before going out?

*Same thing above goes for your “slut training.” Yes, you found someone to give you lessons? Why would you spend money you can’t afford to have someone teach you how to act like a slut? If you’re a slut, you’re a slut. If you aren’t one, why would you aspire to behave like one? Being a slut obviously means that a lot of sex is occuring at some point. When did you have sex last? Exactly. You could have spent that money better on escorts.

* Drag queens seem to think their entire act revolves about insulting the auidence with put downs. That's only because no one talks back. I responded to a drag queen performer once back in 92. She's still crying to this day.

* I can't believe it. You couldn't go out because your drug dealer didn't call you back? What’s the deal with drug dealers never calling you back? Whatever happened to customer service?

* When sick with a cold why do people with snot in their nose go out to the bars and then snort it up repeatedly within earshot of everyone else? Do they really think anyone will find that sexy?

* Every time I read about a gay man or lesbian being beaten up, there are three, four or five straight guys doing the beating! Afraid they might get their asses kicked if they did it alone, perhaps? That wouldn’t look good, now would it? And where are the gay man's friends? Probably across the street going "oh honey look at the ass on that juvenile skinhead..."

* Do lesbians have a "bear scene" like gay male culture does?

* A boy is someone 12-18 years old. A boi is someone 18-22 years old. A TWINK is a boi boy age 30+, that looks as though he hasn't eaten in a month, wears skintight clothing, acts more feminine than most girls and gets too dramatic about mundane things. It doesn't matter if he's white, black, yellow, purple or polka-dotted — a twink is a twink. Period. And I hate 'em.

good post, i hate black gays too

 

[needtogetarmy]

Rofl

 

[gotmilk]

your shoe gremlin's butch partner, the sock gremlin, has taken like 5 of my socks.

 

[rnch]

vintage AAP....love it!!












BTW AAP....i found some rather expensive shoes on my sanded and varnshed heart of pine floors, under my jeans and wife beater, where my missing boxers shudda been, next to the empty eros lube bottle and my empty flavored condom wrappers...what size are your rope embedded feet again?