Should I buy my gf a huge fake blaque cawk?

[redsamurai]

a.k.a. Impotent liberal unemployed retard that hates corporate America and high-wealth individuals -- but not quite enough to refuse their welfare and hand-outs.

Hey I'm not the one on Viagra/Cialis lemon boy. Since I woke up my libido is like it was in my early 20's. Sorry but it just is. And there isn't a single gram of any kind of supplement or vitamin in my body. Not even a simple multi vitamin. I understand your need to call me impotent though despite the obvious irony beginning with the look of shame you have to give your young wife cause the ed's haven't kicked in yet. How many times have you given her the "honey it's not you it's me" line?

 

[redsamurai]

oh and qt's not here for likely the same reason people like velvet and shorty aren't.

 

[-SD-]

oh and qt's not here for likely the same reason people like velvet and shorty aren't.

ponytailed dudes with weird avatars?

 

[mrplunkey]

Hey I'm not the one on Viagra/Cialis lemon boy. Since I woke up my libido is like it was in my early 20's. Sorry but it just is. And there isn't a single gram of any kind of supplement or vitamin in my body. Not even a simple multi vitamin. I understand your need to call me impotent though despite the obvious irony beginning with the look of shame you have to give your young wife cause the ed's haven't kicked in yet. How many times have you given her the "honey it's not you it's me" line?

And yet you're never known a woman. That has to suck.

No wonder you spend your time sampling the tastes and textures of semen. Tough break, but you've earned it!

 

[mrplunkey]

ponytailed dudes with weird avatars?

Redscam is responsible for 95% of this entire site's creep factor.

 

[redsamurai]

And yet you're never known a woman. That has to suck.

No wonder you spend your time sampling the tastes and textures of semen. Tough break, but you've earned it!

Besides your wives I'll bet a woman hasn't slept with you without a prior monetary transaction in probably two or more decades. Of course your wives are also sleeping with you for a monetary transaction...but they're playing the long game aren't they?

 

[miplank]

 

[redsamurai]

I told you I'm out. Relax already

 

[Strongbow]

yeah, but she reads at an 8th grade level...

That's not funny

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[miplank]

I LOL'd