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Should I buy my gf a huge fake blaque cawk?

turn that shit the right way fgt

It got screwed up. I don't know how, I checked it first. Pisses me off. Not my fault. It shows up straight for me.
 
lols I don't have a "doo"...it's just pulled back and tied up in a ponytail.

OMG I'm shocked that you would wear a ponytail. I bet you look as action-packed and cool as Steven Segal.

There are only two people who can pull-off a ponytail:

XI) George Washington, because he kicked total British ass.

A-3) Willie Nelson, because he cheats on his taxes and smokes pot.

And while I have no doubt you smoke pot...

4) You most certainly don't kick anything's ass

and

2.2.b-(c): You certainly don't pay any taxes -- you soak-up taxpayer money instead

Ergo, you cannot pull-off a ponytail. End of argument.
 
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