Should I buy my gf a huge fake blaque cawk?

[redsamurai]

Plank you skinny white ghost, get a fucking tan

 

[PICK3]

All white girls want bbc

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and sum white doods

 

[WoodyO]

everyone on EF gots huge cocks and benches 5 foam plates with peacock sleeves and has kids that are being scouted by the NFL at age 5

Not me.

My cock is average at best. I fall asleep in the gym if I lay on the bench too long, and my 6 year old said he "wanted to be a monster truck" when he grows up.

 

[PICK3]

everyone on EF gots huge cocks and benches 5 foam plates with peacock sleeves and has kids that are being scouted by the NFL at age 5

IX) I'm proud of the tiny little piece of gristle I call my cawk
a.) The only foam plates I lift have fried chicken sitting on it
iii.) The last time I had p*ssy was when it had me

 

[dabuffguy]

It'd take 4 of your dicks to get 1 of mine

That's the going rate?

 

[Strongbow]

Not me.

My cock is average at best. I fall asleep in the gym if I lay on the bench too long, and my 6 year old said he "wanted to be a monster truck" when he grows up.

Well not to be a party pooper but my cack is huge not always a good thing. Fortunate my wife's poosie is big as texas. Other women's don't like it at all its bout half and half. I bench 6 plates foam or otherwise. And my kid didn't get scouted by the NFL till he was 16 although he did get a few looks from D1 schools when he was 3 days old. Naw but I'm a lucky fuck I have a gorgeous wife with a big fat poosie to fit my man meat and 3 super talented kids all with tremendous futures ahead of them. It's called being blessed and although I'm a worthless sack of shit God has given me many gifts and I do not ever fail to give him the thanks and appreciation for what he does for me. It's called prayer. You slimy cock suckers should try it sometimes. Most of you spend the majority of your time on your knees anyway might as well say a prayer and give a lil thanks between cocks bruising your tonsils. Fuck yo paragraphs

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[PICK3]

. It's called being blessed and although I'm a worthless sack of shit God has given me many gifts and I do not ever fail to give him the thanks and appreciation for what he does for me.

if wut you say is tr69 why teh sacrilegious location in yo profile

 

[Strongbow]

if wut you say is tr69 why teh sacrilegious location in yo profile

I have no idea what you're talking about. Explain yo self

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[PICK3]

I have no idea what you're talking about. Explain yo self

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You think it's ok calling yourself EF Jesus and poasting teh equivalent of you being Jesus in yo sig line?

 

[miplank]

you think it's okay for you to sit and judge him?


Just who the fuck do you think you are?