Should I buy my gf a huge fake blaque cawk?

[Strongbow]

You think it's ok calling yourself EF Jesus and poasting teh equivalent of you being Jesus in yo sig line?

You missed the point of that

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[PICK3]

you think it's okay for you to sit and judge him?


Just who the fuck do you think you are?

knot judging


I couldn't care less (aka RedScam) if he proclaims Charles Manson as his savior

just an odd move for someone who claims to be a devout Christian



just sayin'

 

[miplank]

wow you are rude

 

[PICK3]

He could believe he'll be delivered to teh promised land via a spaceship and I woodn't give a rat's ass

 

[PICK3]

wow you are rude

knot rude

curious




knot bi curious

 

[miplank]

do you even have a rat's ass to give?

 

[PICK3]

You missed the point of that

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I blame teh asston of hydros I took

 

[PICK3]

do you even have a rat's ass to give?

my mom promised she'd cosign to get me one!

 

[miplank]

your mom promised you dick

 

[-SD-]

your mom promised you dick

and she delivered in spades