Short story

[slat1]

I was flying home from my sisters on Saturday and one of my friends was picking me up.
I called to let him know I landed. He said "I hate you and your car. I'm going to stab your car with a cat".
I figured that meant he was drunk and not coming and to take a car service home.
It was 12:25pm.
That is all...

 

[Cutiebaby]

Maybe the cat had super claws?

 

[seaking420]

what about the conclusion

 

[EnderJE]

I thought you were dead.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I thought you were dead.

Dude, thats what I said

 

[slat1]

I took a car service home.
Apparently, my friends went out Friday night and kept going strait into Saturday. They were a MESS.
I stayed home Saturday night.
Not dead yet. I started a job in CT last November and things progressed quickly. I work 10+ hour days and don't have time for much.
Been out of the gym for a year due to my back being a mess from a car accident (two bulding disks and a herniated disk. One is impacting a nerve root). Also, completely tore my Labram, tore the tendons off the bone and had a bicep tendon injury. I'm skinny fat at 255 now... sigh.
Other than that still a huge loser.

 

[ceo]

good to see you slat

 

[velvett]

Been out of the gym for a year due to my back being a mess from a car accident (two bulding disks and a herniated disk. One is impacting a nerve root). Also, completely tore my Labram, tore the tendons off the bone and had a bicep tendon injury. I'm skinny fat at 255 now... sigh.
Other than that still a huge loser.

dude, get some help for that
I know someone in Greenport NY, you could take a ferry over from new london.
pm me for his name if you're interested

 

[puddlemonkey]

good to see you slat

I just woke from a nap not too long ago, still buzzing from my hydrocodones. I'm gonna call you at 3am, be advised.

 

[ceo]

I just woke from a nap not too long ago, still buzzing from my hydrocodones. I'm gonna call you at 3am, be advised.

you need to get your sleep patterns regulated, fatty!!! I'm turning my shit off till I wake up so don't bother calling! lol!

 

[puddlemonkey]

you need to get your sleep patterns regulated, fatty!!! I'm turning my shit off till I wake up so don't bother calling! lol!

I will hunt you down!!!! I'm so screwed, it's 1:30 in the morning and I'm not even remotely tired.

 

[puddlemonkey]

2:30am


I'll be outside tapping on your window by 3:00

 

[puddlemonkey]

Ok, make that 4am, I'll be at your place around 4:00

 

[Smurfy]

Hi Slat! SOrry to hear about the injuries but it sure is nice to see you around here

 

[puddlemonkey]

No

 

[EZ_E]

I took a car service home.
Apparently, my friends went out Friday night and kept going strait into Saturday. They were a MESS.
I stayed home Saturday night.
Not dead yet. I started a job in CT last November and things progressed quickly. I work 10+ hour days and don't have time for much.
Been out of the gym for a year due to my back being a mess from a car accident (two bulding disks and a herniated disk. One is impacting a nerve root). Also, completely tore my Labram, tore the tendons off the bone and had a bicep tendon injury. I'm skinny fat at 255 now... sigh.
Other than that still a huge loser.

I had a mild car accident in '05 and just had a lot of stiffness, can't imagine having disc problems...hope you get better...

And I've been out of work since June, THAT'S a loser for ya....Although if we combined your job and my going 2 the gym for hours on end we might move out of Loserville....

 

[rnch]

heya slat.


"skinny/fat", hey? i am guessing your world-famous-on-elite 6/8 pak is STILL visible?

 

[gotmilk]

I saw a cross-eyed Mexican midget hooker with a flipper arm in Hartford with the name "SLAT" tatted on her stomach.

 

[slat1]

heya slat.


"skinny/fat", hey? i am guessing your world-famous-on-elite 6/8 pak is STILL visible?

Nope. They are long gone. I am planning on doing rehab for my shoulder and back at the gym along with some cardio. Also tighten the diet up. Hopefully, some of them will come back.
Interestingly, more girls seem interested in me now that I am not in shape. Go figure!

 

[slat1]

I saw a cross-eyed Mexican midget hooker with a flipper arm in Hartford with the name "SLAT" tatted on her stomach.

That was probably when I was drinking a lot.
Of course if I know her she must have a donkey too!

 

[gotmilk]

are you working for a hedge?

 

[slat1]

Nope. I am about to sign on with Lincoln and hang all my licenses again. I may get a MM from one to trade but I will not make shit off it. The person I am signing under is at the lowest payout. I don't see myself charging more than 150bps either.
Doing advanced estate planning, advanced tax planning, defined benefit plans, welfare benefit plans, ESOPs...

 

[gotmilk]

ahggh...I couldn't remember what you had moved for.

I'm starting a new credit union using three college endowments. We're flipping a few MTN contracts but it's getting ugly thanks to Deutsche Bank refusing to cover their callable bonds.

150bps is not bad considering how most commissions are shrinking quickly. Hell...I'm seeing some people getting between 10 and 25 bps for deals. That's like bread crumbs.