Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

shoot me in the face, i had a racheal....lol sorta date

binö

binö

Rob of Redford
Platinum
girlie was all about the johnson, pretty much up on it from the beginning, thru the night, and in the AM.
i think i came 4 times, failed on the 5th attempt just too drained...but she wouldn't let me get near the nanni, not tapping the perimeter from the outside.
wtf?
and i know she wasn't on the pill...i didn't want to push the issue to much cause i was afraid it would end the fabulous bj's she insisted on giving and giving.
discuss s
 
I watched the vampire diaries...which subsequently put my husband to sleep.....no sectuals for me
 
shirlene29 said:
oo0o0ooo0oo look at me...I get head
Click to expand...

honestly it's not that thread but it could be percieved that way.
seriously though, would you repeatedly suck a bro off and not
let him return the favor?
she hinted that fukkin on the first meatup would be classless, but
isn't swallowing gallons of watered down sterile semens fairly classless?
 
no...but I would go for the one hr blow job...which I've only pulled off once...
you know...the almost there..no no...lets back up a lil...over and over again game

when he popped he couldnt be touched without squeaking he was so over the top

awesome for my ego
 
oh yeah...and multiple blowjobs and no nookie ona first date...yeah...classless ^^ the above scenario was actually reserved for my husband
 
binö said:
girlie was all about the johnson, pretty much up on it from the beginning, thru the night, and in the AM.
i think i came 4 times, failed on the 5th attempt just too drained...but she wouldn't let me get near the nanni, not tapping the perimeter from the outside.
wtf?
and i know she wasn't on the pill...i didn't want to push the issue to much cause i was afraid it would end the fabulous bj's she insisted on giving and giving.
discuss s
Click to expand...

crying game??
 
shirlene29 said:
no...but I would go for the one hr blow job...which I've only pulled off once...
you know...the almost there..no no...lets back up a lil...over and over again game

when he popped he couldnt be touched without squeaking he was so over the top

awesome for my ego
Click to expand...

i can pretty much cum on command via a BJ...but it takes some serious thought, esp after the first romantic explosion...the 2nd-4th nut i had to really focus on previous sexy memories in order to acheive gasm
 
lol
 
just...v said:
Hellooooooo, monthly friend? on her moon? Surfin the crimson wave?







You get what I'm sayin.....
Click to expand...

nah i don't think it's that.
i think girl didn't want me to hit it and quit it, and drawing it out longer will keep my interest.
little does she know i'm already interested, and if i hit it the first night it really wouldn't matter or impact the future
 
maybe she isnt into getting oral, some of us arent that into it and prefer just actual sex.... period is another possibility
 
mrplunkey said:
Maybe She didn't want you to glad yerself.
Click to expand...

tubes tied plus i'd rubber down.
fuk my swimmers have been in a fog of weed smoke for over a decade now...i really doubt they would even know wtf to do when and if they ever enter a vag.
they proly would get confused and try to swim up her ass
 
nangiggles said:
maybe she isnt into getting oral, some of us arent that into it and prefer just actual sex.... period is another possibility
Click to expand...

that would suck if that was all she was into...i love oral, but it's a means not the end, i would lose interest if that was all i'd ever get
:(
 
binö said:
that would suck if that was all she was into...i love oral, but it's a means not the end, i would lose interest if that was all i'd ever get
:(
Click to expand...

Nah her cave is just covered in stalagmites of da genital warts and herpes. She wants to spring it on you after she has shown you that she has the decent orals skillz. :biggrin:
 
cuthroat said:
Nah her cave is just covered in stalagmites of da genital warts and herpes. She wants to spring it on you after she has shown you that she has the decent orals skillz. :biggrin:
Click to expand...

if that's the case i'll drive down the taint corridor and exit at the ballon knot
 
maybe you were date #2 for the night, women don't usually want to use the box with 2 different guys on the same day..
 
binö said:
nah i don't think it's that.
i think girl didn't want me to hit it and quit it, and drawing it out longer will keep my interest.
little does she know i'm already interested, and if i hit it the first night it really wouldn't matter or impact the future
Click to expand...

I call bullshit
 
LOL @ her snatch being contaminated with the herp and you continually trying to get into it.


The BJ Queen is the dirtiest of the dirt.
 
oh wait!! Is this your soul mate from Michigan, that you hadn't met yet but were all in love with and wanted to break it off with the other piece of ass you were getting who hadn't called you in a month? Izzit?
 
ceo said:
oh wait!! Is this your soul mate from Michigan, that you hadn't met yet but were all in love with and wanted to break it off with the other piece of ass you were getting who hadn't called you in a month? Izzit?
Click to expand...

I was wondering that as well.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Tele-soulmate = no poonanny?
 
ceo said:
oh wait!! Is this your soul mate from Michigan, that you hadn't met yet but were all in love with and wanted to break it off with the other piece of ass you were getting who hadn't called you in a month? Izzit?
Click to expand...

i'm sorry i let my guard down in that thread, i forget it's the internet where every broad always calls back, you never lose a fight, etc.
not that it is your business, but young gal has been blowing me up for the last few weeks, she was at a indian ceremony for a few weeks and i couldn't hook up with her...something about small tribe indians not liking white bros at their ancestoral ceremonies.
but don't let these facts stop your hating!
 
binö said:
i'm sorry i let my guard down in that thread, i forget it's the internet where every broad always calls back, you never lose a fight, etc.
not that it is your business, but young gal has been blowing me up for the last few weeks, she was at a indian ceremony for a few weeks and i couldn't hook up with her...something about small tribe indians not liking white bros at their ancestoral ceremonies.
but don't let these facts stop your hating!
Click to expand...

lol, no hate bino.

So this is your young little indian (feather not dot) girl? I thought you had already pounded her vag out?

Or is this the Michigan girl?

I'm confused by all your wimminz rob.
 
ceo said:
lol, no hate bino.

So this is your young little indian (feather not dot) girl? I thought you had already pounded her vag out?

Or is this the Michigan girl?

I'm confused by all your wimminz rob.
Click to expand...

His post created more questions than answers.

We're not hating, just living teh intrawebs dream vicariously via bino.
 
lol@her blowing you 5x in one night


A: You have a small penis

B: You premature ejaculate



which is it?

both?
 
binö said:
nah i don't think it's that.
i think girl didn't want me to hit it and quit it, and drawing it out longer will keep my interest.
little does she know i'm already interested, and if i hit it the first night it really wouldn't matter or impact the future
Click to expand...

Uh...Bino, forgive me, but she sucked you off, what, four times? I think your interest was staring her in the face. And enlighten me please, does it make a difference where a guy cums? Oral sex is sex after all, so that doesn't count as giving something up?


And I am asking this question seriously.
 
just...v said:
Uh...Bino, forgive me, but she sucked you off, what, four times? I think your interest was staring her in the face. And enlighten me please, does it make a difference where a guy cums? Oral sex is sex after all, so that doesn't count as giving something up?


And I am asking this question seriously.
Click to expand...

Maybe she was doing it in a non-sexual way (a.la. Omegastyle)

Who knows?
 
PuddleMonkey said:
lol@her blowing you 5x in one night


A: You have a small penis

B: You premature ejaculate



which is it?

both?
Click to expand...

bro you can never give a man a compliment or some props...it's always hate. it was funny at first bro, but anymore it exposes you as bitter and sexless.
 
I would have inject meth into my cock in order to jizz 4 times in a row. How teh fuk do robs do that
 
ceo said:
lol, no hate bino.

So this is your young little indian (feather not dot) girl? I thought you had already pounded her vag out?

Or is this the Michigan girl?

I'm confused by all your wimminz rob.
Click to expand...

young indian girl (casino) was the young gal bac in CA.
BJ girl is the gal i was flirting with online, she is really
a cool chic, and fuk she likes to suck cack.
 
  • Like
Reactions: ceo
Id guess herp outbreak...if it was rag she would say so...don't worry u will catch it next time! Lol
 
binö said:
girlie was all about the johnson, pretty much up on it from the beginning, thru the night, and in the AM.
i think i came 4 times, failed on the 5th attempt just too drained...but she wouldn't let me get near the nanni, not tapping the perimeter from the outside.
wtf?
and i know she wasn't on the pill...i didn't want to push the issue to much cause i was afraid it would end the fabulous bj's she insisted on giving and giving.
discuss s
Click to expand...

she's a HE...hello????
 
Sounds like a good night maing

At least tell me she took her off top or something

BJ's are great and all...but after the 2nd one I think I'd be done w/o a motorboat or two going on
 
binö said:
that would suck if that was all she was into...i love oral, but it's a means not the end, i would lose interest if that was all i'd ever get
:(
Click to expand...
So if she blows you and has sex with you that's not enough? she has to be willing to receive oral too? :confused:
 
PuddleMonkey said:
lol@her blowing you 5x in one night


A: You have a small penis

B: You premature ejaculate



which is it?

both?
Click to expand...


^^^^ this, story is legit but the skeet 4x part, ruling on the field stands, the OP is downed by bullshit

u had to be skulfucking her out the ears to nut on a third round from head, period
 
just...v said:
Oral sex is sex after all...
Click to expand...

No Sir!! No it's not!

A blow job is basically a handshake now.

It is NOT sexual relations!!



(thank you Mr. Clinton) :)
 
Lambruh said:
^^^^ this, story is legit but the skeet 4x part, ruling on the field stands, the OP is downed by bullshit

u had to be skulfucking her out the ears to nut on a third round from head, period
Click to expand...

haha bro, it's no lie, been joosing, recovery period is next to nothing.
no shit, sometimes i can blow it and be right back in the game, zero down time.
don't get mad :(
 
  • Like
Reactions: ceo
you're a kind bro!

after 1 nut, im already looking for an excuse to push them out the door
 
  • Like
Reactions: ceo
jnevin said:
What do you tell your husband?
Click to expand...

I have never been married, bro. On the first date I certainly wouldn't be bringing up menstruation. But then again I have never done the non sechual oral "handshake" on the first date either, so I don't know what I would say. What a chick would tell a guy would depend on how she thinks he would react. There are men out there that prefer to think that women have zero bodily functions.
 
just...v said:
But then again I have never done the non sechual oral "handshake" on the first date either...
Click to expand...

I call bullshit.

I bet you'll do that and more come February on your first date with SB though, won't you?

Or will you do it before the actual first date?

LOL! You don't need to lie to me. The rest of these bros may judge you as a whore, but I don't have that double standard. You want to suck a guy's dick as soon as you meet him, fuckin great with me. I've met girls that I'd just as soon fuck em before saying a word to them, but I think they call that rape usually.
 
ceo said:
I call bullshit.

I bet you'll do that and more come February on your first date with SB though, won't you?

Or will you do it before the actual first date?

LOL! You don't need to lie to me. The rest of these bros may judge you as a whore, but I don't have that double standard. You want to suck a guy's dick as soon as you meet him, fuckin great with me. I've met girls that I'd just as soon fuck em before saying a word to them, but I think they call that rape usually.
Click to expand...

every woman says they never did that on the 1st date bor..and when they do it with u.. it was their FIRST time doing it ever ! lol

just like if u ask them how many guys they banged.. they tell u how many boyfriends they had in their lifetime

women's answers are scripted and cant be taken seriously..
 
  • Like
Reactions: ceo
If I had a dollar for everytime a chick said shes "never done something until now", i would own oprah
 
  • Like
Reactions: ceo
I know. Every time I heard, "I never do this." I always said, "yeah, me neither."

LOL! I would've been fine if any of them would have said they did it every other weekend...hell I was too.
 
I have given oral and not wanted anything in return most of the time cause I was on the rag sometimes though cause I wanted an up close look at the goods if I didn't choke on it or gag a bit over the course of the blow job its not worth putting in my other orfus.
 
I didn't say I would never, I said I have never done it on the first date before. And why would I lie about that? There are lots of people who judge me based on my crush on SB and I'm still honest about that. I've said that I watch porn and that I would have sex with a dude with a 12 inch dick and you boys think I'm worried about being looked at like a whore? Lol, uh...no, I was not telling lies.

Uh, and I don't think a woman wanting sex on the first date makes her a whore. Men can have sex on the first date and they are studs but a woman that does the same thing is lower than dirt? I call bullshit on that.
 
  • Like
Reactions: ceo
binö said:
girlie was all about the johnson, pretty much up on it from the beginning, thru the night, and in the AM.
i think i came 4 times, failed on the 5th attempt just too drained...but she wouldn't let me get near the nanni, not tapping the perimeter from the outside.
wtf?
and i know she wasn't on the pill...i didn't want to push the issue to much cause i was afraid it would end the fabulous bj's she insisted on giving and giving.
discuss s
Click to expand...

I heard tranies give good bj's
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I have given oral and not wanted anything in return most of the time cause I was on the rag sometimes though cause I wanted an up close look at the goods if I didn't choke on it or gag a bit over the course of the blow job its not worth putting in my other orfus.
Click to expand...
This is a very smart woman
 
  • Like
Reactions: ceo
just...v said:
Uh, and I don't think a woman wanting sex on the first date makes her a whore. Men can have sex on the first date and they are studs but a woman that does the same thing is lower than dirt? I call bullshit on that.
Click to expand...

i was always kinda shy...if it wasn't for women like that ^^^^ i probably wouldn't have had sex until my friggin' wedding night...there will always be a soft spot in my heart for women like that :)
 
just...v said:
I didn't say I would never, I said I have never done it on the first date before. And why would I lie about that? There are lots of people who judge me based on my crush on SB and I'm still honest about that. I've said that I watch porn and that I would have sex with a dude with a 12 inch dick and you boys think I'm worried about being looked at like a whore? Lol, uh...no, I was not telling lies.

Uh, and I don't think a woman wanting sex on the first date makes her a whore. Men can have sex on the first date and they are studs but a woman that does the same thing is lower than dirt? I call bullshit on that.
Click to expand...

If I'm getting laid a lot, it's only other guys who are giving me dap. You can bet your ass other females are painting me in a negative light as a player. It's the exact same thing, the only difference is females get butthurt over being called a whore, while guys could care less about being labeled.
 
redshirt27se said:
If I'm getting laid a lot, it's only other guys who are giving me dap. You can bet your ass other females are painting me in a negative light as a player. It's the exact same thing, the only difference is females get butthurt over being called a whore, while guys could care less about being labeled.
Click to expand...

So according to you, it's women who label certian people as whores or players? I don't completely disagree with you, but there are some guys out there that label women also. I do agree with the point that men don't worry as much about labels.
 
just...v said:
So according to you, it's women who label certian people as whores or players? I don't completely disagree with you, but there are some guys out there that label women also. I do agree with the point that men don't worry as much about labels.
Click to expand...
I'm not saying it's only women, just only women who actually care.


A man gets called a player..he doesn't care
A woman gets called a whore..she cares a lot

if men got irritated at being called a player, or manwhore, or whatever at the same rate as women do, it would make the original argument non existent.
 
  • Like
Reactions: ceo
I didn't read through all the pages, but I have two theories for you. Well...three, actually.

1.) Chick thinks she's a whore if she puts out on the first date, but doesn't think BJ's are actually sex. She didn't want you to do anything to her because it makes her feel vulnerable. She'd rather be in control for the night.

2.) Chick is in a relationship and banging someone else - maybe a BF or husband - she wants to mess around, and doesn't feel QUITE as guilty if she just blows you and doesn't really get anything in return. Not a 'real' cheat to her, but fun enough....

3.) 'He' has balls.
 
cw801 said:
I didn't read through all the pages, but I have two theories for you. Well...three, actually.

2.) Chick is in a relationship and banging someone else - maybe a BF or husband - she wants to mess around, and doesn't feel QUITE as guilty if she just blows you and doesn't really get anything in return. Not a 'real' cheat to her, but fun enough....
Click to expand...

From my extensive experiences with the womenz'z I would say its this. Happens alot and as said in previous posts she may have even banged someone earlier whether it was an X or she has one of those "special friends". Its how shit works in todays society. The good girls are few and far between. And most of them go bad...just like the rihanna song lol.
 
LOL, why all the arguing over this? Girls are supposed to be fun. I wish for the day that every girl on this planet is a slut. There's nothing wrong with it for either gender. In a world with ever-increasing worries and bullshit going on, I think its a good thing for girls to do whatever the fuck they want with guys.
 
just...v said:
I didn't say I would never, I said I have never done it on the first date before. And why would I lie about that? There are lots of people who judge me based on my crush on SB and I'm still honest about that. I've said that I watch porn and that I would have sex with a dude with a 12 inch dick and you boys think I'm worried about being looked at like a whore? Lol, uh...no, I was not telling lies.

Uh, and I don't think a woman wanting sex on the first date makes her a whore. Men can have sex on the first date and they are studs but a woman that does the same thing is lower than dirt? I call bullshit on that.
Click to expand...

Hold on lady! Who's calling you a whore? LOL! Read my post again.

While some guys may consider a girl who fucks on (or before) the first date a whore, I certainly do not. I love women who like to fuck on (or before) the first date. Hell, every woman will do it, she just needs the right circumstances/person(s).

Now go out and fuck someone you just met.

Why so defensive?
 
cw801 said:
I didn't read through all the pages, but I have two theories for you. Well...three, actually.

1.) Chick thinks she's a whore if she puts out on the first date, but doesn't think BJ's are actually sex. She didn't want you to do anything to her because it makes her feel vulnerable. She'd rather be in control for the night.
Click to expand...

Um, they're not sex! :)

cw801 said:
2.) Chick is in a relationship and banging someone else - maybe a BF or husband - she wants to mess around, and doesn't feel QUITE as guilty if she just blows you and doesn't really get anything in return. Not a 'real' cheat to her, but fun enough....

3.) 'He' has balls.
Click to expand...

Of course it's not! It's the equivalent of a hand shake.
 
uamaverick said:
LOL, why all the arguing over this? Girls are supposed to be fun. I wish for the day that every girl on this planet is a slut. There's nothing wrong with it for either gender. In a world with ever-increasing worries and bullshit going on, I think its a good thing for girls to do whatever the fuck they want with guys.
Click to expand...

finally someone agrees with me!!!
 
nangiggles said:
You made the thread so I'm guessing you, I'm also guessing DB = douche bag....
Click to expand...

sounds like a pissy response on her part...she put the story out
there don't see why i'm a dutchbag for having my own version of it.
btw i knocked the snot out of it, meh maybe i shoulda just been happy with the buffet of bjs
 
just...v said:
I didn't say I would never, I said I have never done it on the first date before. And why would I lie about that? There are lots of people who judge me based on my crush on SB and I'm still honest about that. I've said that I watch porn and that I would have sex with a dude with a 12 inch dick and you boys think I'm worried about being looked at like a whore? Lol, uh...no, I was not telling lies.

Uh, and I don't think a woman wanting sex on the first date makes her a whore. Men can have sex on the first date and they are studs but a woman that does the same thing is lower than dirt? I call bullshit on that.
Click to expand...

since you brought it up, tell the entire story...peeps judge your crush because the bro is married w/kids.
i for one am baffled a apparently respectable hot lady such as yourself is so open about wanting to committ adultery.
would be better left out of the public eye imo.
 
binö said:
since you brought it up, tell the entire story...peeps judge your crush because the bro is married w/kids.
i for one am baffled a apparently respectable hot lady such as yourself is so open about wanting to committ adultery.
would be better left out of the public eye imo.
Click to expand...



you know...I like you Bino.


You are always straight up. No BS straight to the point.
 
ceo said:
Hold on lady! Who's calling you a whore? LOL! Read my post again.

While some guys may consider a girl who fucks on (or before) the first date a whore, I certainly do not. I love women who like to fuck on (or before) the first date. Hell, every woman will do it, she just needs the right circumstances/person(s).

Now go out and fuck someone you just met.

Why so defensive?
Click to expand...

Lol, I didn't think you were calling me a whore. I was defensive at your calling bullshit on me, but I meant my response to be much more light hearted than it sounded.

I see that you are usually one of the first to say that you don't judge a woman for fucking on the first date. And I :heart: your views on the subject. Sorry about the confusion.

And maybe I will fuck someone I just met (stomps foot).




So there!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Macedog24
The best STEROIDS for your arsenal to get MONSTER SIZE + Hardcore bulking article
Replies
8
Views
4K
Tazz
Tazz
javaguru
I Am Adam Lanza’s Therapist
Replies
13
Views
3K
WoodyO
WoodyO
S
Pick3, I thought of you when I read this (NSFW)
Replies
13
Views
3K
the_alcatraz
the_alcatraz
B
Came back last night from Abcess Surgery Is this the end of My PIN days?
Replies
32
Views
7K
cbodd
C
RonPrice
Arguably the First Writer: To Use the 'F' Word
Replies
0
Views
2K
RonPrice
RonPrice
Top Bottom