Shold I eat these (6) Bulls testicles?

[rnch]

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!

you have bull69's testicles? how?? WHY?? i guess he really will be may1010's bitch now.........what??

OH

(6) bulls testicles.........


not bull69's testicles?



............never mind!!






with apologies to the late, great gilda radner and her emily latella

 

[WantNoFatAssHo!]

I should've known this was going to be a humour thread... Demmit.

I actually ate one of them late sunday morning, its a long story but I was pretty loaded after partying heavily and I had taken this nice brunette home to my place, so I got one of the testicles from the fridge and unwrapped it and warmed it in my hand for some two minutes or so. Then I chewed it, I can't really remember the taste, don't think it tasted that much at all.

Anyway, I ate four cool-mints and got into the bedroom and, you know, had some fun with this chick, but I really didn't notice anything out of the ordinary... I later learned that these testicles don't contain that much test at all, so now I've thrown away the last five.

 

[nautica]

Holy shit Bigbaboon. I am from VB. Where do you work out

 

[skippy]

sure, eat 'em.....

 

[greatshape]

i used to boil them first and drunk all the water also before i ate them..

 

[Golfer18--old]

LMFAO

 

[dafoe69]

Are you kidding me? I'm bumping this just because it's classic.

 

[ceo]

6 Bull Nuts...

Ok so, I'm wondering which of the 3 Bulls' nuts you got? Michael Ruffin? Elton Brand? Ron Mercer?
The Bulls don't have a good team at all since Jordan left. I'd have probably picked from the Lakers or the Sonics...but definately not the Bulls.
I knew they were bad, but I didn't know they were desperate. Salaries must be low this season if they have to resort to this! Did they sell 'em or were they taken from them? Is there a reward for any evidence leading to an arrest and conviction with this or any other felony crimes?

 

[Ercole]

Proper method of administration

Wow, you have access to testicles from diseased livestock?! It's so hard to find these treasured supplements here in California.

But you guys are all wrong about how you take them! Put down that knife and fork, throw away your DMSO ... for maximum effectiveness these Superballs (that's what I like to call them) are best used as suppositories.

Last year, touring England, I scored two full cycles of balls from hoof-and-mouth-infected bulls. I started inserted one ball ED, then went up to three a day, which gave me mind-blowing pumps at the gym. I gained two pounds! (Unless that was just the weight of the testicles up my ass?!)

I don't recommend inserting four a day. I tried it once and ended up getting funny looks and some rather unkind remarks from the emergency room doctors.

Even so, my bench went up 5 lbs! HARDCORE RULES!!!!!

 

[cobratri]

That's funny, made my morning