She lives 2 friggen miles from me…

[Dooley]

HOLY SHIT! Now THAT'S the kinda girl I'M gonna marry!

 

[PinK233]

Expect your car tires to be slashed soon

 

[Dooley]

pink has a good point

 

[Robert Jan]

that girl is smoking....
im getting a bit envious now.
id say more but i have to take a crap. bye

 

[NY Muscle]

Expect your car tires to be slashed soon

lol

well since u dont want me ill have to settle for the pyscho

 

[Fonz]

I really don’t plan on dating her, the girl I’m seeing now is wifey material and I’m trying to put my effort all on her, the hot Caribbean chic is only 20 but has a few things going for her, hot as hell!! and SMART as hell too, uses big words all the time and has a good head on her shoulders, but she’s 20 the 27 yr old is practically perfect but damn the Caribbean chic lives 2 miles from me and the 27yr old is in Manhattan like 1 hr from me.

"uses big words all the time"

OMFG!!!! Man, you need therapy....LOL

Normal NYMuscle conversation:

NY Muscle: Hey, was'up.

Chick: Doing fine homyey, err...........Most excellent sir

NYMuscle: Shut up! No big words with me.....

Chick: awwwww.........Ok 12-year old vocabulary(ooppss)
then.

NYMuscle: Grunt.

Fonz

 

[Fonz]

Careful, bro.

Latin women tend to scandalous, shady, and hot tempered.

That may insult some, but it's the god honest truth.

Don't I know it.

Wait till you date a couple....LOL

Fonz

 

[NY Muscle]

"uses big words all the time"

OMFG!!!! Man, you need therapy....LOL

Normal NYMuscle conversation:

NY Muscle: Hey, was'up.

Chick: Doing fine homyey, err...........Most excellent sir

NYMuscle: Shut up! No big words with me.....

Chick: awwwww.........Ok 12-year old vocabulary(ooppss)
then.

NYMuscle: Grunt.

Fonz

LOL mira mira ay papi

 

[Hannibal]

“hot diesel guys"

Damn...one day I hope some hot chick calls me a "hot diesel guy"...that would be soooo cool.