share your last minute cheap halloween costume ideas

[calveless wonder]

these are the ones i came up for me, since i have a party to go to tomorrow and i don't want to spend money on a costume (cuz im po)

hedge fund guy - wear a suit and every obnoxious business thing i can think of. fake bluetooth earpiece, blackberry, coffee mug with a part in my hair . 1 more thing to make it funny and obvious (tbd,)

hippy - i havent shaved for 2 days and my hair is longer than normal...prolly as hippyish as i can look. i'll just get really stoned and wear a tie dye t shirt

siamese twin with dead brother - for some reason we have this skull(that we use as a football) sitting around the house. wear a big shirt/something, cut a hole and superglue it on my shoulder

thats all i can think of right now

 

[redguru]

get a hefty bag, slide it over you and fill the tip with milk.

 

[calveless wonder]

jh1's friend (12 pack of coke box on his head and face painted white)

 

[fistfullofsteel]

get a better job so you can buy a real costume. that one works the best.

 

[redguru]

jh1's friend (12 pack of coke box on his head and face painted white)

Pull out all your teeth with pliers, get bunch of nasty ass home brewed tattoos and go as an average meth head.

 

[Cal_21]

Black face


lol jk



p.s. I'm part black, before you all go get ur pantiez in a bunch & red me

 

[jh1]

jh1's friend (12 pack of coke box on his head and face painted white)

LOL.. that is a cheap outfit and funny as fuck.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i went to my friends house, grabbed a wizard hat, reflective goggles, a graduation gown, a white glove, a skeleton glove...ima be a mage!

 

[Phaded]

dick in a box

 

[calveless wonder]

get a better job so you can buy a real costume. that one works the best.

tough times in the real estate market

 

[puddlemonkey]

Piece of shit- large brown hefty trash bag, glue peanuts and corn to it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

dick in a box

 

[nimbus]

jumpsui + aviators + toothpick + painted stripes = "i didnt say i wouldnt go fishin with the man...ill im sayin is, he comes near me, i'm puttin him into the wall"

 

[chewyxrage]

lol....great thread

I got a chewbacca costume I use every year, just change the head piece....

initial cost was like $100 so prolly doesn't apply to this thread...


either a joint or a syringe or something is getting chewy high...

lol as a 6'3 guy I cut the soles outta that shit and wear my tennis shoes

 

[vansmack2000]

go as a greaser. smokes in the sleeve, slicked back hair. done