ShamWow guy arrested, punches a prostitute to get his tongue back.

[Dial_tone]

How do you meet hookers at dance clubs?? How does that conversation work?

r

Bitch, you're gonna LOVE my nuts! Let's roll.

 

[SpyWizard]

who kisses a prostitute??

I mean, she's cute.. but .... damn...

 

[redsamurai]

he probably put his finger in her asshole when they kissed, I could definitely see that making her bite him if they hadn't pre negotiated that.
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and god what a hot mess

 

[lartinos]

How do you meet hookers at dance clubs?? How does that conversation work?

r

I've met multiple strippers at regular clubs, no hookers though.
My buddy did, but banged her for free.

 

[-SD-]

that motherfucker looks a lot better on tv

 

[redsamurai]

that motherfucker looks a lot better on tv

no shit, I could barely recognize him.

 

[puddlemonkey]

that motherfucker looks a lot better on tv

lol

 

[calveless wonder]

i've seen that girl out before lol, 100%

 

[puddlemonkey]

i've seen that girl out before lol, 100%

You should hit her up for a quickie next time. You can probably get half off being half size.

 

[nimbus]

My buddy did, but banged her for free.

that's what i'd tell my friends too