ShamWow guy arrested, punches a prostitute to get his tongue back.

[EnderJE]

How do you meet hookers at dance clubs?? How does that conversation work?

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Aren't they all?

 

[miplank]

Looks like he gave that bitch the "slap chop!"

 

[binö]

lol @ the shamwow guy being a celeb

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol @ the shamwow guy being a celeb

Aren't you suppose to be an ombudsman?

 

[eliteandy]

lol

 

[Bikini Mod]

This whole story is so ridiculous... I mean, WTF was the prostitute hoping to achieve? And this poor sorry bastard... once a star is now just a *common celebrity* who got caught up in some fucked up bullshit. LOL

 

[puddlemonkey]

This whole story is so ridiculous... I mean, WTF was the prostitute hoping to achieve? And this poor sorry bastard... once a star is now just a *common celebrity* who got caught up in some fucked up bullshit. LOL

My only guess is she was thinking straight up sex and he was thinking cramming his tongue down her throat. That may have pissed her off, or maybe she was just that drunk. Who knows.

 

[binö]

Aren't you suppose to be an ombudsman?

nah, it never materialized.
waiting for ortiz to go on a bender and fug off

 

[Bikini Mod]

My only guess is she was thinking straight up sex and he was thinking cramming his tongue down her throat. That may have pissed her off, or maybe she was just that drunk. Who knows.

Three sides to every story, but in cases like this there is the added dimension of a fourth, or 100th depending on which tabloid puts what spin on it. ... and what filter any reader is using at any given moment in time.

 

[puddlemonkey]

nah, it never materialized.
waiting for ortiz to go on a bender and fug off

wtf? so I'm stuck going to him if I have a problem?