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Seriously considering getting a dog

my neighbors have a pom that actually a pretty awesome little mutt
 
Get a female boston terrier
Males tend to hump everything and piss on ALOT of things in houses
short hair
smart
barely sheds
tough little fuckers

plus they love the PB kak

Or if you want to at least appear to be heterosexual you could get just about any other dog.
 
Get a shepherd...they're smarter than most EF posters and just as easy to train. However, they need to be exercised regularly...they're working dogs.
 
Get a shepherd...they're smarter than most EF posters and just as easy to train. However, they need to be exercised regularly...they're working dogs.

Same goes for dobies, only they don't tend to have the hip problems and shed all over the goddamn place. Both are great dogs. Smart, loyal as hell, and learn to read you as well as you read them.

I was able to just clear my throat and give Hannibal a look with one eyebrow raised and he'd get me. Half the time the fag was fucking with me and would smile as he humored me by sitting down like he never did anything.
 
A cat might suit your immediate needs better, since they can be left alone for days as long as they have food and water. They shit and piss in a box, and you don't have to train them, they come from the factory knowing how to be a cat. You can't take it for walks or use it as a travel companion, they're territorial and tend to run away when you take them outside their home range. But a cat will make a house seem more like a home.
 
A cat might suit your immediate needs better, since they can be left alone for days as long as they have food and water. They shit and piss in a box, and you don't have to train them, they come from the factory knowing how to be a cat. You can't take it for walks or use it as a travel companion, they're territorial and tend to run away when you take them outside their home range. But a cat will make a house seem more like a home.

The only problem is that it's a fucking cat and that will make you an antisocial shutin that thinks the equivalent of a tilapia is something acceptable. (FYI... Tilapia clean up after valuable fish. They're garbage. Cats clean up vermin for the real animals. They're garbage.)

When's the last time you heard someone refer to themself as an alpha cat? "Can you be a leader?"

"No, but I can stalk something insignificant by today's standards and can be pretty antisocial around anything that's not my master. Do I have the job?"

"Uh... We'll get back to you."
 
Get a shepherd...they're smarter than most EF posters and just as easy to train. However, they need to be exercised regularly...they're working dogs.

I got a German Shepherd last month, and he is just the best dog in the world. Yes he sheds like crazy though, but whatever- thats what vacuums are for.
Regardless of what kind of dog you get, it will always reflect the effort you put into its exercise, training, and discipline. It's a lot of work, but well worth it. Don't get a dog unless you want to invest lots of time into its well-being.
A fenced in backyard is nice, but no substitute for at least two long walks a day. Plus training time and play time.
Even if it's a tiny dog, it still needs to walk around with you to satisfy that roaming instinct.
 
The only problem is that it's a fucking cat and that will make you an antisocial shutin that thinks the equivalent of a tilapia is something acceptable. (FYI... Tilapia clean up after valuable fish. They're garbage. Cats clean up vermin for the real animals. They're garbage.)

When's the last time you heard someone refer to themself as an alpha cat? "Can you be a leader?"

"No, but I can stalk something insignificant by today's standards and can be pretty antisocial around anything that's not my master. Do I have the job?"

"Uh... We'll get back to you."

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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