Serious question...My wife has been nagging me!

[Y_lifter]

If its Chucky Cheese, I'd rather eat razor blades..

If you must go in order to maintain the Hoochage access, I say find a nice
quite stall in the mens room and hang there till it's over, making only
a brief appearance at cake/presents time..

 

[jestros]

I knew I should'nt have thrown in that last comment about sex. That does'nt change anything, unirregardlessful of the sex.

I cant understand your problem. You are a MAN (right?). That means you are not required to attend any birthday parties your kid is invited to.

 

[gonelifting]

I cant understand your problem. You are a MAN (right?). That means you are not required to attend any birthday parties your kid is invited to.

Read the damn post! What's wrong with you people?

I DON'T WANT TO GO to any OTHER people's parties. I don't want to be associated with anyone else, wether it's me or my wife/family. It honestly just takes too much time out of our lives and if we invite these people, whether or not I go, they will invite US.

Also, most of the people will be from my side of the family, so I really should go to anything we're invited to. The way my life is now, is perfect. No one expects us to go anywhere so we're not invited anywhere. It;s calm... quiet... I love it. If we do this, ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE, OPEN THE FLOOD GATES!rlw


Also, it's not Chucky Cheese. It's a loccal place that's quite good. They specialize in throwing parties and have a lot of games and stuff for the kids.

 

[Rex]

Invite them. It'll be better for your daughter to interact with a lot of kids and make it easier on her for when she has to go back to school.

^

 

[The_Ghost]

Read the damn post! What's wrong with you people?

I DON'T WANT TO GO to any OTHER people's parties. I don't want to be associated with anyone else, wether it's me or my wife/family. It honestly just takes too much time out of our lives and if we invite these people, whether or not I go, they will invite US.

Also, most of the people will be from my side of the family, so I really should go to anything we're invited to. The way my life is now, is perfect. No one expects us to go anywhere so we're not invited anywhere. It;s calm... quiet... I love it. If we do this, ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE, OPEN THE FLOOD GATES!rlw


Also, it's not Chucky Cheese. It's a loccal place that's quite good. They specialize in throwing parties and have a lot of games and stuff for the kids.

lighten up Archie Bunker!!!!

 

[gymtime]

Uh...yeah....I'm certainly no genius at this, but shouldnt' you be doing what you think is best for your daughter?

If it were me, I'd want my kid to be as social as possible. That will be as much of an important part of her overall development as her education will be, if not moreso.

Plus since you're not lifting anymore, it's not like you don't have time........fattie

 

[curling]

This is easy get gsxr 750 or a 1000 and start doing wheelies on the freeway on the weekends telling your ole lady you too busy popping wheelies to go to some kids birthday party you don't even know. Worked for me and I still get it about three or four times a week.

 

[Y_lifter]

Also, it's not Chucky Cheese. It's a loccal place that's quite good. They specialize in throwing parties and have a lot of games and stuff for the kids.

SSDN
Same Shit Different Name

End Stall against a wall is the best bet..

I also am a Homebody,(not to your neurotic extent), but I do agree that once the expectation of reciprication is started, all bets are off for a quiet weekend at home in your boxers and t-shirt.

 

[jestros]

Uh...yeah....I'm certainly no genius at this, but shouldnt' you be doing what you think is best for your daughter?

If it were me, I'd want my kid to be as social as possible. That will be as much of an important part of her overall development as her education will be, if not moreso.

Plus since you're not lifting anymore, it's not like you don't have time........fattie

LOL, good call.
Check it out GL, it doesnt matter if they invite ALL of you, and even put your name on the invite. Only the mother and daughter will be expected, unless you have buddies that will be there, then you really need to go.
You really must be new at this. On the day of the party your wife will say "Oh, GL really wanted to come, but he had to clean out the shed/mow the lawn/paint the house/help someone move/beat off all day."
You with me now?

 

[WODIN]

It's really simple. The very first party you go to give the kid the shittiest gift you can find. Like a pocket protector from Glasxo-Smith Klien or something like that. Then you'll end up on the crappy gift list and your free.

Just be ready to tell your daughter when she turns four that you fucked her life up for good so you could stay home. She'll understand man.