Serious question...My wife has been nagging me!

[jestros]

Just be ready to tell your daughter when she turns four that you fucked her life up for good so you could stay home. She'll understand man.

Your right, kids hate to go to birthday parties. All that running around acting like lunatics. Then you have the party favors, cake, ice cream.
Good call GL, you dont want her involved with all that stuff.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'd do the small party...

 

[Y_lifter]

Glasxo-Smith Klien

How bad does it get ?
This bad..

 

[velvett]

Have the party, invite everyone, have sex, A LOT of it with your wife and video tape it - then send it to everyone you invited.

They'll never bother you again.













At least not for their kid's parties.

 

[Forge]

This is easy get gsxr 750 or a 1000 and start doing wheelies on the freeway on the weekends telling your ole lady you too busy popping wheelies to go to some kids birthday party you don't even know. Worked for me and I still get it about three or four times a week.

She is cheating on you.

 

[from zero]

unirregardlessful

lmao

 

[awittyusername]

This is easy get gsxr 750 or a 1000 and start doing wheelies on the freeway on the weekends telling your ole lady you too busy popping wheelies to go to some kids birthday party you don't even know. Worked for me and I still get it about three or four times a week.

I was wondering how you would work in your freeway wheelies in this thread. I honestly didn't think you could do it.


GL,

If this place is simmilar to a Chucky Cheese, then can I come? I love hitting those establishments for the single moms. In your party alone there should be atleast 20 single moms there. (out of the 30 or 40 invited) I will show up and get about $50 in tokens. Then, pass them out to the rugrats like I'm a millionaire. This impresses the single moms and gives me just enough alone time from the kids to go in for the kill.

 

[Deterass]

Tell her to please quit calling my house.My girl is starting to get suspicious.

 

[gonelifting]

LOL, good call.
Check it out GL, it doesnt matter if they invite ALL of you, and even put your name on the invite. Only the mother and daughter will be expected, unless you have buddies that will be there, then you really need to go.
You really must be new at this. On the day of the party your wife will say "Oh, GL really wanted to come, but he had to clean out the shed/mow the lawn/paint the house/help someone move/beat off all day."
You with me now?

I totally understand this, but I value my time with my wife as well. If she's gone, it's the same thing. We don't have much time alone in a relaxed atmosphere as it is. This will put a huge damper on things, especially going out DURING the week to buy all these gifts for these parties. More free time wasted...

REX, I agree with you totally and that would be the very reason I might do it. It's not like we don't have her around other kids. What's one less day gonna do without other kids? But the damage it WILL cause to our personal life will be devastating. Trust me, it's better for my DAUGHTER to have us not be "busy" every weekend. We do a lot of stuff alone together that we enjoy.

Actually we're going to a kid's Birthday party this weekend. Time to go buy a present... Where to go... I hate this stuff.

 

[Y_lifter]

We take my kid to a theme park for the day with one of her friends
instead of wasting money on some crowded lame Resturant pizza party.

This seems to have more lasting valuefication with her.