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Flatulating Neo-Nazi Surfers Dressed in Pink Spandex Bike Shorts Want Our Women!
 
WODIN said:
Flatulating Neo-Nazi Surfers Dressed in Pink Spandex Bike Shorts Want Our Women!

Not all surfers dress in pink spandex bike shorts, most of us wear green. You inconciderate asshole.

Nice thread title though
 
Peyote Killa said:


Not all surfers dress in pink spandex bike shorts, most of us wear green. You inconciderate asshole.

Nice thread title though

I was talking about the Flatulating Neo Nazi ones. The ones with the machine guns.

Buttwhipe!
 
WODIN said:


I was talking about the Flatulating Neo Nazi ones. The ones with the machine guns.

Buttwhipe!

OOOOO, ok, well see I thought you were talking about all surfers, we do all carry machine guns. Haven't you seen Point Break?
 
No I have not, they sound like great flics. But you have to remember that us surfers don't always lie the way holywood portrays us.

So of our favorite movies that portray a realistic image are

"Surfers Score With All the Hot Chicks"

and

"Come Surf and Get Laid By the Surf Boys"
 
WODIN said:
Pk in da groove....

Fuck yeah , that movie is the shit, I own it of course

I love Laird Hamilton in it, and Chandler, and Turtle, and how he taught me about cooks and barnies

Dude, that movie sets it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Have you seen it? Man, I went surfing yesterday, and it was good, but now you got me all hype and shit, I don't get off till 2 in the afternoon.

Nice post though
 
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