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mattcanning99

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im just curious about this satanic goatslayer guy...he's only ever replied to two of my posts with this as a response:

Satanic Goatslayer said:
#1) Obtain large chef's knife

#2) Turn music up loud (preferably Chris deBurgh)

#3) Stab yourself in the abdomen

#4) Drag yourself around the house in pain

#5) Die
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Satanic Goatslayer said:
I sincerely hope that you will be struck by a large vehicle while walking to the homosexual bar.

Noise.
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what's up with this guy anyway? is it part of his "cool" image to comport himself like a smashed asshole or something? could someone fill me in? He seems like a dumbass...please tell me what you all find so entertaining about him and i'll try to understand.

:confused: :confused: :confused:
 
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The funniest I have ever seen him was his ripping into Plifter once.

Pamela Anderson posters..... HAHAHAHAAHAHA
 
mattcanning99 said:
is it part of his "cool" image to comport himself like a smashed asshole or something?
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No, I replied as honestly to your questions as I could.

I could have lied to you and said that I wished you had lived a long and prosperous life, but nobody likes a liar.
 
All I want know is after he slays a goat for the devil, does he eat the meat? I mean Goats got protein too and the Mexicans seem to enjoy it.
 
GOATSLAYER, BEHAVE OR THAT GUY THEY SAY IS GAY I THINK HIS NAME IS MAY1010 OR SOMETHING WILL GET HIT BY A TRUCK WHILE RIDING HIS BIKE TO THE BOOKSTORE. PS HE DRESSED UP LIKE A CLOWN FOR NEW YEARS AND BLEW UP BALLOONS AND MADE ANIMALS FOR LITTLE BOYS.
 
mattcanning99 said:
im just curious about this satanic goatslayer guy...he's only ever replied to two of my posts with this as a response:







what's up with this guy anyway? is it part of his "cool" image to comport himself like a smashed asshole or something? could someone fill me in? He seems like a dumbass...please tell me what you all find so entertaining about him and i'll try to understand.

:confused: :confused: :confused:
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He is no bumbass. You can tell he is highly intelligent and think he is funny as shit.
 
HamsterHider said:
GOATSLAYER, BEHAVE OR THAT GUY THEY SAY IS GAY I THINK HIS NAME IS MAY1010 OR SOMETHING WILL GET HIT BY A TRUCK WHILE RIDING HIS BIKE TO THE BOOKSTORE. PS HE DRESSED UP LIKE A CLOWN FOR NEW YEARS AND BLEW UP BALLOONS AND MADE ANIMALS FOR LITTLE BOYS.
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You wanna suck his dick too? you already have the asshole licking part down.
 
I too have learned from his postings that he is one highly intelligent man. How else would he know that tonguing the asshole results in extreme sexual satisfaction in men over 60? He also observed that fucking a second cousin is NOT incest, whether it be male OR female!!!

CAN I GET A WITNESS???? YEEEAHHHHHH BUDDY!!!!
 
He's by far the most clever and one of the most intelligent people on this board.

He's a literary genius. He should publish his stuff.

I don't know about you, but his humor makes me laugh quite hard.

To hell with those of you who dislike the Goatslayer.
 
WizKid25 said:
He's by far the most clever and one of the most intelligent people on this board.

He's a literary genius. He should publish his stuff.

I don't know about you, but his humor makes me laugh quite hard.

To hell with those of you who dislike the Goatslayer.
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Yes he is clever, but admit SOME post are ANNOYING.
 
yeah sure hes funny an' all...but ive never seen him post on the training board (i dont post on the anabolic and diet boards so dont know about that), so in my opinion he hasn't contributed JACK SQUAT to this board besides being funny (which is a good thing but still...), which makes me wonder if he ever touched a weight in his life. still, his posts crack me up, although sometimes he overdoes it. A LOT.
 
I'm so happy now that I know that I overdo it "A LOT" and "SOME post are ANNOYING"

For a minute there, I thought I was truly losing internet face, then I realized that you are all just trying to help me. For that I am thankful, and I vow to contribute to this board in ways never before imaginable.

Fuck, give me a break. Nobody else on this board would even have a thread devoted to them with people whose posts I have never seen telling them that they are annoying, and that sometimes they overdo it. Golfer18, you posted on this thread 3 times. Congratulations, that no life comment really means a lot coming from you.

SAGAT, I sometimes pray to the good lord above that I will one day achieve the sort of level of wisdom about anabolics that you have. So far all I have received is a pack of matches.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
I'm so happy now that I know that I overdo it "A LOT" and "SOME post are ANNOYING"

For a minute there, I thought I was truly losing internet face, then I realized that you are all just trying to help me. For that I am thankful, and I vow to contribute to this board in ways never before imaginable.

Fuck, give me a break. Nobody else on this board would even have a thread devoted to them with people whose posts I have never seen telling them that they are annoying, and that sometimes they overdo it. Golfer18, you posted on this thread 3 times. Congratulations, that no life comment really means a lot coming from you.

SAGAT, I sometimes pray to the good lord above that I will one day achieve the sort of level of wisdom about anabolics that you have. So far all I have received is a pack of matches.
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No need to whine like a little bitch bro.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
I'm so happy now that I know that I overdo it "A LOT" and "SOME post are ANNOYING"

For a minute there, I thought I was truly losing internet face, then I realized that you are all just trying to help me. For that I am thankful, and I vow to contribute to this board in ways never before imaginable.

Fuck, give me a break. Nobody else on this board would even have a thread devoted to them with people whose posts I have never seen telling them that they are annoying, and that sometimes they overdo it. Golfer18, you posted on this thread 3 times. Congratulations, that no life comment really means a lot coming from you.

SAGAT, I sometimes pray to the good lord above that I will one day achieve the sort of level of wisdom about anabolics that you have. So far all I have received is a pack of matches.
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well i DID say i never posted about anabolics, i know NOTHING about that...just stated what i observed, ok? now settle down.
 
i think that SG's sense of humor, although being a bit harsh at times, adds a little something to the board
SG's thread on the Canadain Oak may have been the funniest thread i have ever read on elite
Sagat - not everyone on elite works out. Even if SG in fact does not work out, at least he posts on the Chat board
In conclusion, although SG has wished death upon me in the past, i believe his posts are entertaining as hell.
***slurp slurp*** --- now, off of SG's dick:)
 
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That was nice Benzi, now would you mind jumping to your death after having set up some sort of mailing system so I can harvest your organs?

Thank you kindly.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
That was nice Benzi, now would you mind jumping to your death after having set up some sort of mailing system so I can harvest your organs?

Thank you kindly.
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see people
innovative and inciteful
 
Satanic Goatslayer was mean to me... I think I will drink some clorox.. and light my breath on fire.

WHO CARES!!!!!!

he is one person on a board with thousands. How many people is he really nice to anyhow???

move on......
 
Boach said:


MACHINE, THIS IS 68GT...

Where the hell are the rest of the additions to that series you were writing, you cocktease?!
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Cocktease?!? -- what, exactly, were you doing with the installments... lol :) Hey 68, I've been slacking. No excuses. Kinda lost enthusiasm... Trying to figure out where I'm going in life and all that... Energies going elsewhere...

Dunno, hard for me to progress when there's no carrot in sight, always been a downfalling of mine. Hopefully it won't be my bane.
 
Personally, I have always enjoyed SG's posts and his quick wit and violent humor.

It's not everyday you see someone urging others to disembowel their loved ones.

It takes guts (sic) to openly post your own morbid and usually twisted thoughts.

Not that I would give him a pat on the back or anything cheery like that. Something more effective and meaningful, say, a 10 MM hollow point to the frontal lobe. That would do it. :kapow:
 
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