samoth, two high stories

[Sub-Zero]

i went to see a movie and we smoked in the garage stairwell of the movie theater and took the elevator up to it. we get in , and some family gets in at the next level. she leans into her kid and goes "do you smell that", and me and my brother and our other friend just look at eachother.

the dad kept stairing me down so hard, and when the elevator got to the theater the mom starts fake coughing super hard as she leaves the elevator, and says something like "yall cant smoke down there".

then after the movie we press the elevator button and i wasnt sure if we were gunna take it and ijust watch as it closes again, but there was a lady in it, and we press the button again and the doors open and she goes "how baked are you guys" and we just get in the elevator laughing, and then shes like what floor and my brothr goes "what floor did we park on " and i go "i have no idea" and she just looks at us and laughs

 

[calveless wonder]

i went to see a movie and we smoked in the garage stairwell of the movie theater and took the elevator up to it. we get in , and some family gets in at the next level. she leans into her kid and goes "do you smell that", and me and my brother and our other friend just look at eachother.

the dad kept stairing me down so hard, and when the elevator got to the theater the mom starts fake coughing super hard as she leaves the elevator, and says something like "yall cant smoke down there".

then after the movie we press the elevator button and i wasnt sure if we were gunna take it and ijust watch as it closes again, but there was a lady in it, and we press the button again and the doors open and she goes "how baked are you guys" and we just get in the elevator laughing, and then shes like what floor and my brothr goes "what floor did we park on " and i go "i have no idea" and she just looks at us and laughs

why would you guys smoke in the garage? be a little inconspicious...

the 2nd part of the story is really funny. lmao @ the lady calling you guys out. funny shit.

 

[Sub-Zero]

why would you guys smoke in the garage? be a little inconspicious...

the 2nd part of the story is really funny. lmao @ the lady calling you guys out. funny shit.

we rolled a j and smoked it in the bottom of the garage in the stairwell so we could be freshly high for the movie. after that it doesnt matter how dumb we act cause we have nothing on us...the first family just still smelled the weed smell on us, but even if it was a cop he wouldnt have found anything from searching us

 

[jestro]

You gotta be carefull smoking in public. It's easier than you think to get busted by security.

 

[jh1]

we rolled a j and smoked it in the bottom of the garage in the stairwell so we could be freshly high for the movie. after that it doesnt matter how dumb we act cause we have nothing on us...the first family just still smelled the weed smell on us, but even if it was a cop he wouldnt have found anything from searching us

You can still be arrested.

Possession is the only law at their disposal.

They can arrest you for public intoxication and have blood drawn to prove it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

This is why we pull into the parking lot away from other vehicles and smoke just before going into the theater.

Eye drops and colonge are your friends, Noobie!

 

[Phaded]

man cops can't arrest you on suspiscion of being high.. what brother sublime did was cool but i'd be careful they have cameras everywhere in parking garages.. and if one of those godcomplex security guard faggots catch you they'd prob. act like jackasses..

 

[jackangel]

well hell, they can arrest you for whatever the fuck they feel like, if they're in the mood. probably not, though. however, in that situation, i usually prefer to be somewhat low-key. i totally agree on being freshly stoned before hitting the theatre, which is why i/we used to smoke in the car on the way to the movies, or in the parking lot in my car before going inside. that is not without risk either, of course...nothing is.

one time, in college, i was smoking in the lot with a couple of housemates. we were about to go in and watch being john malkovich (definitely the kind of flick you want to see ston3d).

so, we're chillin in the TL, smokin whatever whatever, and of course we're watching cars pull in and out, drive by. it's natural to be a little bit 'noid in that situation. we actually walked around the outside of the theater, looking for some place out back to smoke, but decided to get back in the car and blaze up...

anyway, we notice this one car driving around, passing us a couple of times, not parking. we had no specific reason to be nervous about it, but wonder about it nonetheless.

sure enough, a few minutes later, a car pulls into the spot behind us, headlights flooding the interior of my car. this is never an enjoyable thing when you're getting stoned in public. we decide it's time to get the fuck out of dodge and head to zee movies...

just then, we hear a voice behind us say something like: "State police, get back in your car." we collectively OH SHIT. i forget whether or not we did as he asked, but eventually he explained that he was drawn to my car because it didn't have plates (it was brand new and i had a temporary tag) and he was on the prowl for stolen cars.

i explain the situation, the cop's cool, we're like COOL TIME TO GO. so we move our asses into the theatre and enjoy the show.

 

[jh1]

man cops can't arrest you on suspiscion of being high.. what brother sublime did was cool but i'd be careful they have cameras everywhere in parking garages.. and if one of those godcomplex security guard faggots catch you they'd prob. act like jackasses..

LOL... You think not, eh?

 

[Phaded]

LOL... You think not, eh?

unless your acting disorderly they aint gonna do shit..

 

[patsfan1379]

man cops can't arrest you on suspiscion of being high.. what brother sublime did was cool but i'd be careful they have cameras everywhere in parking garages.. and if one of those godcomplex security guard faggots catch you they'd prob. act like jackasses..

Thats like saying you couldn't be arrested for drunk driving because the beer wasn't actually riding shotgun with you.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Thats like saying you couldn't be arrested for drunk driving because the beer wasn't actually riding shotgun with you.

Phaded has a point.
If you are high and in a vehicle then yes they will surely try to find out if you are impaired and arrest you.

If you are simply out in public stoned, they won't do anything to you, unless you are acting like an idiot & being a nuisance or something.

 

[Phaded]

if you get caught redhanded your obviously fucked but if you dont draw attention to yourself you'll be fine.. i dunno anyone anyhow who acts like a jackass high out in public..

behind closed doors thats another story..

 

[jackangel]

i can't imagine sublime acting like a jackass.

no sir, not that boy.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'm getting high when I go see Transformers this week.

I can't wait!

 

[Phaded]

i wish i could smoke and go out in public i get too self concious and think

 

[alien amp pharm]

i wish i could smoke and go out in public i get too self concious and think

The only time I do it is if I am going to the movies, concert, or amusement park.

I plan it all out too. I grow a beard a few days in advance & wear a ballcap pulled down just to keep a low profile.

 

[jackangel]

lol at phaded and thinking

 

[JayC9]

i wish i could smoke and go out in public i get too self conscious and think

The biggest difference with alcohol and weed is that you can snap out of being stoned in an instant, its only in the mind, whereas if you're pissed mortal there is no way of straightening up quick and its way harder to disguise.

I want to clarify this whole paranoia thing, its been mentioned on here a few times now. Weed does not make one paranoid, it is your environment or the act of doing something illegal that makes one feel self conscious. This is exemplified when you partake of any drug in a relaxed atmosphere where your freedoms are not limited or policed, its a completely different trip. Even ten years ago in the UK I could walk anywhere in my hometown and light up without care, there is no feeling of having to look over your shoulder, simply because nobody gives a shit.

Almost without exception at any evening dinner, networking or function I will have been toking beforehand. This way I can keep myself amused and take it easy on the booze. I never feel self conscious or paranoid, I actually feel more in control than most other guests because they're usually knocking back complimentary beverages like theres no tomorrow.

 

[the_clockwork]

wow awesome fucking story. You should win a pulitzer prize for that!

 

[CaWk D ZoLE]

if someone harasses u for smoking weed tell em to fuck off

if a security gaurd harasses u for smelling like weed tell em to fuck off

if a police officer harasses u for acting like a fool in public cus your geeked out, than thats your fault......

 

[Sub-Zero]

You can still be arrested.

Possession is the only law at their disposal.

They can arrest you for public intoxication and have blood drawn to prove it.

lol, they arnt going to bother taking someone to court to order them into having a blood test. by the time that shit is done with it would be out of my system anyway. your incorrect

 

[Sub-Zero]

man cops can't arrest you on suspiscion of being high.. what brother sublime did was cool but i'd be careful they have cameras everywhere in parking garages.. and if one of those godcomplex security guard faggots catch you they'd prob. act like jackasses..

there wernt any. it was the same parking garage/mall we did shrooms in, and smoked like 3 times during it, and didnt get cought

 

[Sub-Zero]

Thats like saying you couldn't be arrested for drunk driving because the beer wasn't actually riding shotgun with you.

no its not. they can breathalize you on site, and there are lots of laws in place for that.

there arnt "forced pissed test" laws. it has to be court ordered. which is why people drive high all the time and dont give a fuck as long as they dont have anything on them

 

[jestro]

there wernt any. it was the same parking garage/mall we did shrooms in, and smoked like 3 times during it, and didnt get cought

Wait, aren't you the dude who doesn't go to keggers at college? And you're shroomin and smokin? Damn brolly!

 

[Sub-Zero]

Wait, aren't you the dude who doesn't go to keggers at college? And you're shroomin and smokin? Damn brolly!

ya, shrooms and weed doesnt slow protein synthesis. and i do go to keggers, i just rarely drink at them. also i only did shrooms once cause we havnt found anymore yet

 

[samoth]

LOL, nice thread!

I wish I had some good stoned stories, but everything cool we did was pretty sober, like breaking in the lighthouse, that cemetary thing, the boat fire, the molotoves... actually, it's probably a good thing that we were sober, lol.

Come to think of it, we never really accomplished anything when stoned.

(So I take it this thread was a "yes" to the k message? )