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Sales Hottie Update: Not funny.

ChefWide

ChefWide

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Ok, so Sales Hottie (see old thread) crossed the fucking line.

I'm fucking fuming. You ever get assaulted? I mean, as a teen this was fantasy but at 40 fucking years old, this is not cool.

In the kitchen, microwaving meal 5, nobody in sight, its production meeting in the main conference room so damn near everyone is in there, I have a deadline so I skipped out. Sales Hottie walks down the hall, I know its her, her heels click with a unique rythm, comes into the kitchen to get coffee. Ok, so I'm an idiot, I was tucking my shirt in and had undone my belt, heard her coming and was fumbling with my belt when she walked in.

"Expecting someone?"... funny. She puts me on edge as it is, I did not need to give her an chance for further comment, but my mouth is missing a filter.

"Always." I should have shut the fuck up.

Walks right up, in my fucking face AGAIN, and takes my fucking package in her hand.

"She's here."

I stuttered out an "I dont think so." and split. left my fucking lunch in the goddamn microwave. This is litterally five minutes ago. I am shaking like fucking leaf. What the hell? Do people really do this shit at work?




Now what? Can you imagine a 40 year old manager reporting a young, blond, single hottie for sexual harassment? What the fuck happens if I dont?

I so do not fucking need this in my life right now. I knew this cunt was trouble. If I get her fired now, I know its lawsuit time.


I'm fucked. :worried:
 
ChefWide said:
Ok, so Sales Hottie (see old thread) crossed the fucking line.

I'm fucking fuming. You ever get assaulted? I mean, as a teen this was fantasy but at 40 fucking years old, this is not cool.

In the kitchen, microwaving meal 5, nobody in sight, its production meeting in the main conference room so damn near everyone is in there, I have a deadline so I skipped out. Sales Hottie walks down the hall, I know its her, her heels click with a unique rythm, comes into the kitchen to get coffee. Ok, so I'm an idiot, I was tucking my shirt in and had undone my belt, heard her coming and was fumbling with my belt when she walked in.

"Expecting someone?"... funny. She puts me on edge as it is, I did not need to give her an chance for further comment, but my mouth is missing a filter.

"Always." I should have shut the fuck up.

Walks right up, in my fucking face AGAIN, and takes my fucking package in her hand.

"She's here."

I stuttered out an "I dont think so." and split. left my fucking lunch in the goddamn microwave. This is litterally five minutes ago. I am shaking like fucking leaf. What the hell? Do people really do this shit at work?




Now what? Can you imagine a 40 year old manager reporting a young, blond, single hottie for sexual harassment? What the fuck happens if I dont?

I so do not fucking need this in my life right now. I knew this cunt was trouble. If I get her fired now, I know its lawsuit time.


I'm fucked. :worried:
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i know you're gonna get a bunch of responses telling you that you should go for it, but as a female, i know what thats like to have someone be so bold and its not a good feeling, nomatter how hot they are.
I'd send her an email, and keep a copy.
tell her you're not interested like that and ask her not to do what she did again. thats it. keep it short and simple. she'll get the point and probably apologize.
 
"she's here" llllloooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllll you should have handed your pants over to her, chef, shes obviously used to wearing them ;)

sorry but my sympathy is at an all time high of...zero ;) for the 40 year old manager with young hotties handling their manhood ;)

look on the bright side mang, the workouts are working :D

ahem. anyway, youre right, youre in a tight spot. not as tight as the spot you could be in (lol), but still, pretty tight ;) this is bound to ahve happened before, google it

and order a pizza. you deserve it for being so studly ;) ;)
 
Sugarplum said:
i know you're gonna get a bunch of responses telling you that you should go for it, but as a female, i know what thats like to have someone be so bold and its not a good feeling, nomatter how hot they are.
I'd send her an email, and keep a copy.
tell her you're not interested like that and ask her not to do what she did again. thats it. keep it short and simple. she'll get the point and probably apologize.
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I just left a voice mail with the company lawyer... see what he says. Like an asshole i didn't shut this down earlier. Kicking myself.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
"she's here" llllloooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllll you should have handed your pants over to her, chef, shes obviously used to wearing them ;)

sorry but my sympathy is at an all time high of...zero ;) for the 40 year old manager with young hotties handling their manhood ;)

look on the bright side mang, the workouts are working :D
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I will PM Dawgmo to FedEx you a case of The SARS.
 
ChefWide said:
I will PM Dawgmo to FedEx you a case of The SARS.
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will the FeDex guy say "she's here" in the same sultry tone of voice when it arrives? ;)

lol i love one liners, mang she got you good ;) lolol geez that made me laugh, what a visual ;)
 
Code said:
Grab her by the hair and tell her, "suck on my foaming pipe snake while I eat meal 5".
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i think chef doesn't exactly want that from her.
there's a fine line between sexy and pushy. and although all us women here know chef is hot, my guess is that she's a bit aggressive with more than just him.
 
Listen to Sugar, this stuff isnt funny. You ened to go in "cover your ass " mode. The email will provide a written record, and is shes stupid enough to respond, then you will have a confession. Eevnb the lack of a response could be used to validate your side of things.

This can quickly go from " I grabbed him to he exposed himself to me int he lunch room and made me touch it"
 
Chef-

I know it sucks but you should report this to your boss or HR. Otherwise she will go in and tell them you did the assaulting and it will be your job on the line.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
ChefWide said:
Ok, so Sales Hottie (see old thread) crossed the fucking line.

I'm fucking fuming. You ever get assaulted? I mean, as a teen this was fantasy but at 40 fucking years old, this is not cool.

In the kitchen, microwaving meal 5, nobody in sight, its production meeting in the main conference room so damn near everyone is in there, I have a deadline so I skipped out. Sales Hottie walks down the hall, I know its her, her heels click with a unique rythm, comes into the kitchen to get coffee. Ok, so I'm an idiot, I was tucking my shirt in and had undone my belt, heard her coming and was fumbling with my belt when she walked in.

"Expecting someone?"... funny. She puts me on edge as it is, I did not need to give her an chance for further comment, but my mouth is missing a filter.

"Always." I should have shut the fuck up.

Walks right up, in my fucking face AGAIN, and takes my fucking package in her hand.

"She's here."

I stuttered out an "I dont think so." and split. left my fucking lunch in the goddamn microwave. This is litterally five minutes ago. I am shaking like fucking leaf. What the hell? Do people really do this shit at work?




Now what? Can you imagine a 40 year old manager reporting a young, blond, single hottie for sexual harassment? What the fuck happens if I dont?

I so do not fucking need this in my life right now. I knew this cunt was trouble. If I get her fired now, I know its lawsuit time.


I'm fucked. :worried:
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Pussy
 
JerseyArt said:
Listen to Sugar, this stuff isnt funny. You ened to go in "cover your ass " mode. The email will provide a written record, and is shes stupid enough to respond, then you will have a confession. Eevnb the lack of a response could be used to validate your side of things.

This can quickly go from " I grabbed him to he exposed himself to me int he lunch room and made me touch it"
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Like I need anymore fucking drama right now. Damnit.

Just gave the skinny to the company Blood Sucker .. er.. lawyer over the phone. He is writing my email to her right now, will forward it to me, I send it to her. He is aware, and said he will contact the union immediately, he has to. Great. Now its a fucking public issue.

Fucking shit, I do not need this in my fucking life right now. My fucking mariage is in fucking cinders and all i need is to be accused of impropriety and I can not imagine where that shit will go. I was better off obese. I fucking swear.
 
Tell you're just not that kind of girl....errr. I mean Guy....yeah...guy.
 
Tough call man

You just escalated it, and shes going to go into protect herself mode. Im sorry man, but it might really get ugly. I dont know that I would have taken that step myself this early on. Better to have talked to her I think, and let her doewn easy and assured her it would remain between the two of you.

Here's hoping shes an honest slut
 
chef... it does not have to follow you home and won't. there's no need to mention it to mrs. chef - it will only add to your problems.
Go about your business and forget her. or talk to the lawyer again and find out what the union has to do- it might just have to send her a warning letter, hopefully she won't even know you were the one complaining because if she's that bold with you, she probably is with someone else.
 
when she said "she's here", it would have been nice if you could have said:

"no, i'm expecting a lady."

or just received oral from her.

either one.
 
Oh damn Cheffy... Not cool.
 
JerseyArt said:
Tough call man

You just escalated it, and shes going to go into protect herself mode. Im sorry man, but it might really get ugly. I dont know that I would have taken that step myself this early on. Better to have talked to her I think, and let her doewn easy and assured her it would remain between the two of you.

Here's hoping shes an honest slut
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just emailed blood sucker on this exact topic. fucking freak wont answer his gsm now. Hope he hasnt contacted the union yet.

I cant let it remain between the two of us, I will lose any confrontation on that front for sure. All a female employee has to do is say boo and the guy loses. I've watched it before.

She's a freak, Art, this is not a 'logic' question.
 
ChefWide said:
Like I need anymore fucking drama right now. Damnit.

Just gave the skinny to the company Blood Sucker .. er.. lawyer over the phone. He is writing my email to her right now, will forward it to me, I send it to her. He is aware, and said he will contact the union immediately, he has to. Great. Now its a fucking public issue.

Fucking shit, I do not need this in my fucking life right now. My fucking mariage is in fucking cinders and all i need is to be accused of impropriety and I can not imagine where that shit will go. I was better off obese. I fucking swear.
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ok all the fun just slurped right out of this thread, sorry if my earlier levity sounded in poor taste (well, more than usual ;) )

youre doing the right thing chef, this is ugly, and youre going to get ripples touching fairly much all of your workplace relationships. as well as covering yourself properly (and you are) have a care with how you handle the story with the rest of your workmates/colleagues (as im sure you will anyway) because imo thats the real kicker.

good luck mang, hopefully this all ends with an apology (given the double standard with women hitting on men as opposed to the other way around) and a reprimand, rather than the full blown shitstorm that you get when its a man doing the wrong thing

AND you left your lunch behind. daaamn dont put a lotto ticket in this week, your luck is way off

gluck mang
 
Bro, you did the right thing by not acting on it. But, I wouldn't make a huge deal with it at the office. (lawyer) I like the Idea of emailing her. (if you have e-mailed her in the past, bc she might get suspicious that you are trying to set her up, and she might say you did something. )


Just tell her you take it as a compliment bc you are a great girl. But, touching me like that was inappropriate. I know you did this bc I responded you your question w/a joke. (if you don't throw this in there she might think you are trying to set you up and all hell could break loose) I hope this doesn't effect our working relationship. (keep a copy)

Another thing...You should not have said "Always" ( I think you know this) But, if the shit hits the fan. Her story will be......

I'm just a young girl (w/big tits and hot) and this 40 yr old man has been harrassing me. I didn't do anything. He heard me coming down the hall and pulled his pants down. I walked in and was shocked. I nervously said "oh where you expecting someone??" and he sayed "always babycakes" I just ran out of the room



BTW. The next time I want to get a girl.....I am going to try the CHEFFY SMOOOTH MOVE.....fumbling w/my belt as a chick walks in...and when she asks if I was expecting anyone....say "ALWAYS"...(SMOOTH)

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awittyusername said:
Just tell her you take it as a compliment bc you are a great girl. But, touching me like that was inappropriate. I know you did this bc I responded you your question w/a joke. (if you don't throw this in there she might think you are trying to set you up and all hell could break loose) I hope this doesn't effect our working relationship. (keep a copy)

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exactly the type of email i was thinking about.
 
Smurfy said:
this bitch needs a pimp slap.
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^ what she said... And she is prolly figuring she'll get away with it cause shes HOT... soo not cool.
 
awittyusername said:
Just tell her you take it as a compliment bc you are a great girl. But, touching me like that was inappropriate. I know you did this bc I responded you your question w/a joke. (if you don't throw this in there she might think you are trying to set you up and all hell could break loose) I hope this doesn't effect our working relationship. (keep a copy)

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What>

Someone grabbing your "private parts" is not a compliment in any way shap or form.

If a man dared to shove his hands between my thighs because he though that was flirting he'd live to regret it.


What if a man did that to your wife, sister or mother?
Should she feel complimented?


It's harassment plain and simple and it's in an office setting - even worse.
 
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The truth will always set you free Cheffy.
 
velvett said:
What>

Someone grabbing your "private parts" is not a compliment in any way shap or form.

If a man dared to shove his hands between my thighs because he though that was flirting he'd live to regret it.


What if a man did that to your wife, sister or mother?
Should she feel complimented?


It's harassment plain and simple and it's in an office setting - even worse.
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Yes, you are exactly right. If cheffy was a female I would have told him to go to the lawyer or boss imediately. In the perfect world, I would tell him to do the same thing. But, if he does....he has a better chance of being sued and fired than she does. You know if it came to it she would cry and say cheffy pulled his pants down and made off color remarks and forced her hand down there.

I might not be right. But, I have learned when I have problems w/women that I should just try to difuse the situation as much as possible than stay away. I would not piss this chick off.
 
awittyusername said:
Yes, you are exactly right. If cheffy was a female I would have told him to go to the lawyer or boss imediately. In the perfect world, I would tell him to do the same thing. But, if he does....he has a better chance of being sued and fired than she does. You know if it came to it she would cry and say cheffy pulled his pants down and made off color remarks and forced her hand down there.

I might not be right. But, I have learned when I have problems w/women that I should just try to difuse the situation as much as possible than stay away. I would not piss this chick off.
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Hmm. You're probably right.
 
Tread lighly bro............



Been here before.....about 6 years ago when I worked for a large pharm company, I had a female DSM. A. She was smoking hot and looked to be about 25 when she was 38. B. She was overtly sexual at every turn. The problem was she was angelic in front of everyone else, so to accuse her of sexual misconduct would be thought of as a gross exageration. SHE WOULD NOT LEAVE ME ALONE. Conferences, meetings, ride a longs. BAD NEWS, finally I told one of the other reps, and he said there was a rumour of this happening a few years back, and a guy losing his job because he couldn't prove anything, and ultimately the company backed her. I confronted her, and we worked it out between us.......read: I was luckily offered a management position with another company, and left her in the dust. Make sure to dot your I's and cross your T's.....it's a wicked world out there.
 
ChefWide said:
just emailed blood sucker on this exact topic. fucking freak wont answer his gsm now. Hope he hasnt contacted the union yet.

I cant let it remain between the two of us, I will lose any confrontation on that front for sure. All a female employee has to do is say boo and the guy loses. I've watched it before.

She's a freak, Art, this is not a 'logic' question.
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My thoughts exactly. Guys never win in that situation. No one believes you.

I've never had anyone be so blatant about it ie grab my privates, but women will do some extremely inappropriate shit.

Was at a company Christmas party fgew years back and one of the girls in the office was trashed and invited me up to go do lines with her in her room ,while holding onto my arm, at the hotel. I smiled and said "your such a tease" and walked the hell away. Next day she was in panic mode, and wanted to "clarify" what was actually implied in her proposal. I played "dumb fuck", like you guys are always trying to bust my chops, make me look stupid (good naturedly) and liek someone like her would actually do drugs ("how dumb do you think I am). I know she couldnt believe her luck

Better to be dumb than accused of sexual harassment
 
next time she's that close to you she's in perfect headbutting range. Take her out before she can take you out.

You're panicked and its for good reason, you dont want some aggressive slut ruining your career while on her first day of work. You gotta be in full defensive mode.
 
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according to the lawyers information from the union she has been fired from two of her last three jobs for reasons that are sealed.

The only two reasons that the union can seal the record is because of a capitol crime still under investigation or for sexual harrassment.


case closed.

Her manager just fired her over the phone, her desk is being cleared out.










Sorry for all the drama. This would have ruined my life. Enough said.
 
I've had my ass pinched in work by my manager (not now- now i'm in my family's business), and one time when i worked for a printing company, i walked in on all the pressmen and the papersalesman talking about a bodypart of mine, i've had a coworker show me where he had some condoms and tell me if i ever want any of that, to let him know (riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight).
I can joke with anyone, but when it goes too far and you feel like things are on the verge of going someplace you don't want them to, it makes you dread going to work.
 
ChefWide said:
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according to the lawyers information from the union she has been fired from two of her last three jobs for reasons that are sealed.

The only two reasons that the union can seal the record is because of a capitol crime still under investigation or for sexual harrassment.


case closed.

Her manager just fired her over the phone, her desk is being cleared out.










Sorry for all the drama. This would have ruined my life. Enough said.
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glad this worked out for ya!!
 
ChefWide said:
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according to the lawyers information from the union she has been fired from two of her last three jobs for reasons that are sealed.

The only two reasons that the union can seal the record is because of a capitol crime still under investigation or for sexual harrassment.


case closed.

Her manager just fired her over the phone, her desk is being cleared out.

Sorry for all the drama. This would have ruined my life. Enough said.
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Tell her we are hiring.
 
The Bigdawg said:
glad this worked out for ya!!
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think its time to puke.


Over react? maybe. definitely. maybe not.



damn. would have changed my life. on calous grab of my rack and the whole deck could have gone down the shitter.
 
ChefWide said:
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Sorry for all the drama. This would have ruined my life. Enough said.
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YAY! i'm glad it worked out. time to celebrate!
(btw, i made awesome cookies last night. i burnt my hand making them, but they were worth it. i'd send you some, but they'd melt in the transportation)
 
ChefWide said:
Like I need anymore fucking drama right now. Damnit.

Just gave the skinny to the company Blood Sucker .. er.. lawyer over the phone. He is writing my email to her right now, will forward it to me, I send it to her. He is aware, and said he will contact the union immediately, he has to. Great. Now its a fucking public issue.

Fucking shit, I do not need this in my fucking life right now. My fucking mariage is in fucking cinders and all i need is to be accused of impropriety and I can not imagine where that shit will go. I was better off obese. I fucking swear.
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Chefy, no matter what happens you handled it properly. If she gets ugly now and makes it bigger than it has to be then it's her fault, but you have to cover your backside man. I would have confronted her first, then the lawyer, just because that's the way I am, but your way is much safer than my way.

Good luck, but I think you'll be OK now.
 
u should let her down like Sugar said, however you should infer that it's not that you don't want to but life, circumstances, personal issues, etc... are forcing your hand. this way she doesn't feel like it is her and become upset and/or accusatory.
 
Forge said:
Chefy, no matter what happens you handled it properly. If she gets ugly now and makes it bigger than it has to be then it's her fault, but you have to cover your backside man. I would have confronted her first, then the lawyer, just because that's the way I am, but your way is much safer than my way.

Good luck, but I think you'll be OK now.
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thanks man, but this in apparently not her first time.. see above... I gotta go for a walk... to a bar.
 
UA_Iron said:
You're panicked and its for good reason, you dont want some aggressive slut ruining your career while on her first day of work. You gotta be in full defensive mode.
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oh shit, chef is lucky that you responded promptly. it's exactly this kind intelligent, not-at-all-obvious, and concise information that we could use a lot more of.

karma to you ASAP.
 
WODIN said:
Yeah...what about meal #5?
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Is that all you people think about....



:lmao:



I just got back from the washroom, the one shadow and I had sex in, and saw my face in the mirror... glad I look good in red.

;)
 
ChefWide said:
Is that all you people think about....



:lmao:



I just got back from the washroom, the one shadow and I had sex in, and saw my face in the mirror... glad I look good in red.

;)
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was he meal #5?
:)
 
Good for you bor. Sucks for her, but this chick obviously has serious issues, hopefully she gets some help
 
ChefWide said:
Is that all you people think about....



:lmao:



I just got back from the washroom, the one shadow and I had sex in, and saw my face in the mirror... glad I look good in red.

;)
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fucker
 
The Shadow said:
fucker
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... dude.. once I saw you in that mini and the black thong, I knew you were beggin' for the Filet de Chef.
 
JerseyArt said:
Good for you bor. Sucks for her, but this chick obviously has serious issues, hopefully she gets some help
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I am not yet in the mode to feel sorry for her, I still have the talon marks on my fucking trousers.

The really sad part is that with all this fucking stress and the price she paid.. I still didn't get any mugambo.

:rolleyes:


It was a very confusing moment, my brain calling 'Retreat! Retreat! and Mr. Happy desperately trying to go AWOL...
 
So I have an honest question:

NOW that she is fired and no longer works there, would it be OK to tag her, since she was obviously interested? There's no more risk to you, other than the drama that comes with a possible psycho head case.
 
JerseyArt said:
Good for you bor. Sucks for her, but this chick obviously has serious issues, hopefully she gets some help
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Yes

I have know a couple of girls in sales who used their sexuallity to power and confidence over men.

I kind of went out with one. She was very successfull, hot, and dressed very professional. She wanted to do business w/me. (I never did) But, she very aggressive sexually from the second I met her. (and I heard w/others) Also, she acted like she was better than everone else. (typical hot bitch)

However, the first time we had sex (I'm thinking she is going to attack me) She says "I like it rough" I'm not surprised. I'm down for a little hair pulling, spanking, holding arms down etc. So, I'm thinking I'm doing a good job and she is like "no, I want it real rough." I'm thinking this aggressive girl wants to put me in pantys and tie me up. But, in bed she wanted to be the helpless girl. She wanted me to choke her (hard, not just grab her throat in the heat of passion), hit her (not slaps on the ass, but hard slaps on face and punched), throw her around (not just flip her over to change position, but throw her into the wall and bang her where ever she landed) etc. This is how she wanted it everyday! (not just once in a while)
 
awittyusername said:
Yes

I have know a couple of girls in sales who used their sexuallity to power and confidence over men.

I kind of went out with one. She was very successfull, hot, and dressed very professional. She wanted to do business w/me. (I never did) But, she very aggressive sexually from the second I met her. (and I heard w/others) Also, she acted like she was better than everone else. (typical hot bitch)

However, the first time we had sex (I'm thinking she is going to attack me) She says "I like it rough" I'm not surprised. I'm down for a little hair pulling, spanking, holding arms down etc. So, I'm thinking I'm doing a good job and she is like "no, I want it real rough." I'm thinking this aggressive girl wants to put me in pantys and tie me up. But, in bed she wanted to be the helpless girl. She wanted me to choke her (hard, not just grab her throat in the heat of passion), hit her (not slaps on the ass, but hard slaps on face and punched), throw her around (not just flip her over to change position, but throw her into the wall and bang her where ever she landed) etc. This is how she wanted it everyday! (not just once in a while)
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LOL

Women ;)

My first taste of that was 18, first couple of weeks of college, and me and my new school chums are out at a place on Bleeker to grab some burgers and brew. Jersey is trying to impess new guys/ establish peckign order by bragging about not being afraid to hit up our waitress. This obviously leads to "prove it" and me doing my most arrogant king shit routine on this girl.

Flash forward miracle of miracles she does come back with me after work, new buds are imressed, and shes up in my dorm room. She then proceeds to ask this barely not a virgin boy to do things to her that made me worry for the redemption of my soul and her own sanity. With my wimpiest please dont hurt me voice I ask her to please leave. The guys, who are waiting in the hall see her leave and ask me whats up, I couldnt even get myself to tell them whats he said. So I just claiemd she smelled bad, and we all agreed best to leave a stinky kitty be ;)
 
JerseyArt said:
LOL

Women ;)

My first taste of that was 18, first couple of weeks of college, and me and my new school chums are out at a place on Bleeker to grab some burgers and brew. Jersey is trying to impess new guys/ establish peckign order by bragging about not being afraid to hit up our waitress. This obviously leads to "prove it" and me doing my most arrogant king shit routine on this girl.

Flash forward miracle of miracles she does come back with me after work, new buds are imressed, and shes up in my dorm room. She then proceeds to ask this barely not a virgin boy to do things to her that made me worry for the redemption of my soul and her own sanity. With my wimpiest please dont hurt me voice I ask her to please leave. The guys, who are waiting in the hall see her leave and ask me whats up, I couldnt even get myself to tell them whats he said. So I just claiemd she smelled bad, and we all agreed best to leave a stinky kitty be ;)
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hmmm... bleeker... you musta went to NYU. which leads me to guess that she didn't actually have a kitty at all, did she?
LOL
what did she ask you to do, bend over?
 
Sugarplum said:
hmmm... bleeker... you musta went to NYU. which leads me to guess that she didn't actually have a kitty at all, did she?
LOL
what did she ask you to do, bend over?
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Yeah, NYU ;)

It would still make me red to repeat it :worried:
 
JerseyArt said:
Yeah, NYU ;)

It would still make me red to repeat it :worried:
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yeah, right.
say it.
 
Ok.. so I do have to go the union and file a description of what happened. Its sealed from the first minute, my name is only available by subpoena, company lawyer will be there.


Whole office knows. Lovely. Whatever.

Receptionist is lookin' at me funny now. Should I ask her to hit the knees and suck my cock? er... or should I be less coy about it?
 
ChefWide said:
Ok.. so I do have to go the union and file a description of what happened. Its sealed from the first minute, my name is only available by subpoena, company lawyer will be there.


Whole office knows. Lovely. Whatever.

Receptionist is lookin' at me funny now. Should I ask her to hit the knees and suck my cock? er... or should I be less coy about it?
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just point to it and say "c'mon. you know what to do, bitch".
 
Union meeting was... weird. It would have been alright but for the four fucking people on one side of a table, like a military tribunal, me in a fucking chair like I was being interogated.

I flashed bush when I crossed my legs. Fucked em up good.
 
jackangel said:
oh shit, chef is lucky that you responded promptly. it's exactly this kind intelligent, not-at-all-obvious, and concise information that we could use a lot more of.

karma to you ASAP.
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where's my karma b*tch!
 
UA_Iron said:
where's my karma b*tch!
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its over by that fedEx of STFU.
 
UA_Iron said:
glad everything turned out in your favour Chef, didnt mean to hijack your thread.
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lol

no worries, the whole office is avoiding me like the fucking plague. Nice.



I suppose I picked the wrong day to stuff that Armadillo in my trousers...
 
ChefWide said:
lol

no worries, the whole office is avoiding me like the fucking plague. Nice.



I suppose I picked the wrong day to stuff that Armadillo in my trousers...
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That could mean microwave priority, I'd take advantage.
 
awittyusername said:
Cheffy, did you go home, lay in the shower crying, and try to scrub yourself clean, bc you felt so dirty? :bawling:
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yes. you masher.
 
damn man. It's just a little flirting...may be agressive flirting but it's still flirting. I guess people are different though as I wouldn't have really thought much about it.
 
She is troubles....:(
Not a smart move if you hit it.
 
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