Thanks, comrade. I'm trying to cut down on the alcohol consumption a bit though. This homeless guy down the block was a drunk, and a group of thugs cut his gutbag out and I saw his liver. It was all mangled and beat up, it looked like someone had beat it with a hammer covered in motor oil.
Granted that it was the Greasers who killed him, and given their affinity to automobiles and related lubricants, as well as hammers, it could all be a coincidence, but I'd rather not take my chances.
That's why I only drink a one liter bottle of shine in the mornings now.