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S. Goatslayer.

I've been enjoying an american holiday with some low-grade canadian beer and a jamaican prostitute. A multicultural celebration. Like a lynching or the holocaust. Minus the unpleasant smell of decaying flesh though. Unless I got some sort of exotic STD that's going to make my genitals swell up and burst later on. I wrapped up with Saran Wrap, so that shouldn't be a major issue - knock on aluminum.

I heard your friend was gunned down at the semi-annual Shriner's Walk for Sodomy. Man, I hope you're planning some sort of revenge for that business. That just isn't right.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:


Leave it to your kind to ruin a charity event.


You can always come down to SC. We will let you have a cook out on the beach, just make sure your food doesn't scream too loud.






We might even be able to hook you up with some shine.:D
 
Thanks, comrade. I'm trying to cut down on the alcohol consumption a bit though. This homeless guy down the block was a drunk, and a group of thugs cut his gutbag out and I saw his liver. It was all mangled and beat up, it looked like someone had beat it with a hammer covered in motor oil.

Granted that it was the Greasers who killed him, and given their affinity to automobiles and related lubricants, as well as hammers, it could all be a coincidence, but I'd rather not take my chances.

That's why I only drink a one liter bottle of shine in the mornings now.
 
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