I've been enjoying an american holiday with some low-grade canadian beer and a jamaican prostitute. A multicultural celebration. Like a lynching or the holocaust. Minus the unpleasant smell of decaying flesh though. Unless I got some sort of exotic STD that's going to make my genitals swell up and burst later on. I wrapped up with Saran Wrap, so that shouldn't be a major issue - knock on aluminum.
I heard your friend was gunned down at the semi-annual Shriner's Walk for Sodomy. Man, I hope you're planning some sort of revenge for that business. That just isn't right.