Road Head.

[beastboy]

Who invented this? Just when I thought love couldn't get any deeper.

 

[the nature boy]

whatever, curling II.

 

[beastboy]

 

[WODIN]

Beastboy is gay?

 

[vixenbabe]

Got out of that ticket huh?

 

[WODIN]

LMAO!!!! Good one vix.

 

[beastboy]

This is not going in the direction I had hoped for. I don't know what direction I was heading, but I can definately say it wasn't this way.

I would like to say that since trimming my pubes, I've added a good 3 inches to my unit.

 

[Nathan]

This is not going in the direction I had hoped for. I don't know what direction I was heading, but I can definately say it wasn't this way.

I would like to say that since trimming my pubes, I've added a good 3 inches to my unit.

It doesn't work like that. You have to shave off your foreskin, wait for it to scar, then repeat numerous times in order to add appreciable size to your member. Works well.

 

[Bullit]

Got out of that ticket huh?

OWNED

 

[MarthaStewart]

On my Topless Christmas Special last year, I had a section on road head. It is an excellent way to make your man relaxed, and also provides several grams of protein - something that is essential to proper muscle function and growth.

Two things that can make it more interesting are dried flowers and tapioca pudding.

 

[Lift Chief]

On my Topless Christmas Special last year, I had a section on road head. It is an excellent way to make your man relaxed, and also provides several grams of protein - something that is essential to proper muscle function and growth.

Two things that can make it more interesting are dried flowers and tapioca pudding.

LOL

 

[THeMaCHinE]

A road show followed by road head is better -- it can be a challenge to keep out of the line of sight of other drivers though...

 

[beastboy]

If we're going to be in the car more than 10 minutes, I better be gettin a 'road soadie' out of the deal. I get bored just sitting there looking at the same old scenery.

soadie? please explain.


We had to pull over......I felt 16 again.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Damn, bet your husband drives the long way to the grocery store just to get over 10 minutes... lol...

 

[Monkey Pox]

You had to pull over? Amateur.

 

[supersizeme]

I dunno what spatts is talking about, but "road head" is a male specific term. It is not possible to perform it properly on a female because of the steering wheel and/or gear shift, which is why beastboy had to pull over so that his partner could lean bboy's seat back and properly eat that bear's box. And at that point it is no longer "road head," it's more like "parking lot head."

 

[sk*]

Read the thread title as "road ahead" and was trying to figure out wtf everyone was talking about, LOL.

Yes, recieving "road head" is good.

-sk

 

[Hannibal]

Yes, recieving "road head" is good.

-sk

If memory serves....yes it is

 

[jrw667s]

Word of advice: Road Head is not always good -

If drive around a corner too fast,
her teeth hit your shlong hard enough to make you want to just pull over and get the loving over with.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Give road head is fun too!

 

[sk*]

Word of advice: Road Head is not always good -

If drive around a corner too fast,
her teeth hit your shlong hard enough to make you want to just pull over and get the loving over with.

Hater.

-sk

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I'm talking about getting a road soadie...which is when my husband gets road head...same thing. Geez, do you people need a picture?




...nevermind.

spatts = my dream girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Hater.

-sk

jrw would stomp a mudhole in you

 

[slickdadd]

Give road head is fun too!

let me give you my girlfriends number. she should be home soon.

 

[vixenbabe]

I, for one, am glad Spatts explained what " road soadie" meant!

I was thinking her old man stopped by the BK Rootbeer stand to buy her a rootbeer float for her services rendered! ;-)