rnch's temper, mom's car, surburban carjacking.......

[juiceddreadlocks]

if it had happened in new orelans, if i had been alone, if it had been my car...i prolly wudda just ran away.

but this happened in wonder white bread metairie, AKA mayberry, a place where people still don't lock their doors, where i spent my youth throwing a paper route, walking and riding my bicycle around at all hours of the day and night, never even giving personal safety a thought, living the life of "leave it to beaver"...

and then the asshole tried to car jack MY MOTHER, not me.....

i half expected the wrath of god to send a jagged thunderbolt out of the sky.

i was insulted. i was offended. i was outraged that this kind of thing could happen, in broad daylight, where it did, to my mother, with me at the other end of the car.


that ghetto thug human piece of shit picked the WRONNGGGGG car to try to jack.

dude ghetto thugs dont care. My old roomate was murdered in a stupid robbery situation, and last time I was in memfrica someone tried to steal my truck at a hotel, no fuggin reason.

My first year of college, a thug from Nawlinz I thought was my friend was caught on $10k of theft, includign the stereo out of my jeep...

 

[rnch]

Hey, ranch, was that you or phaded who almost hit that kid with a baseball bat for trying to hump your neice?

that was me.....

 

[PICK3]

that was me.....

got to look into Anger Management classes, bro

just sayin

 

[mountain muscle]

Rnch, you want me to fill out your ccw app bro?

 

[rnch]

got to look into Anger Management classes, bro

just sayin

u ain't sayin much

 

[Y_lifter]

LOL @ you eating low fat frozen yogurt

NotLOL @ bad people touching Moms

 

[PICK3]

LOL @ you eating low fat frozen yogurt

NotLOL @ bad people touching Moms

throat yogurt?

 

[Y_lifter]

choke chowder

 

[rnch]

LOL @ you eating low fat frozen yogurt

NotLOL @ bad people touching Moms

and what's wrong with low fat frozen yogurt? perhaps *cough* YOU *cough* should try it......

 

[Cutiebaby]

shoulda smashed the son of a bitch! Never mind the windshield..
Fucking assholes they need brains these days.