Re: Rnch i realize your having trouble with workmens comp but this is a little extrem
My gf's brother was regaling me with a story a while back that, while working the doors of a local nightclub he was routinely searching this random bloke who, during a body search was found to be carrying a used & filled condom. Upon being queried as to why he was carrying it, he matter of factly replied that this was the condom he used when he broke his virginity & that it had sentimental value.
He was ejected from the nightclub premises post-haste.
Sorry, anyway, carry on!