Because smurfy LOOOOOOOOOVES black people. So she's touchy. And if YOU don't loooooooove them, then you're a "hillbilly redneck" or other such clever vernacular.
Most whites are "scared" of what other people think, and shy away from anything that could label them a dreaded 'racist'. Ever notice how tv commercials always make the white guy the 'fall guy' and the black the one who "knows what time it is" (blaccent). Same fucking thing. But whites are chastised for being proud or even race-conscious, so the people on this board (and almost everywhere else) will rise up against a confident, proud, and enlightened white man who is not afraid to call a spade a spade.
(Hence the red under my name. I am THE white devil).