I let my dog lick all that shit out clean. This way I save money on toilet paper AND dog food, and can afford an extra pack of smelly-shit-inducing beef.
I'd love to have that for a while! I've been in bulk mode for about 8 months & have about 6 months to go. My ass is tore up on a daily basis from whiping so much! Vitamin A & D ointment is my best friend. I learned this from having my 2 children around. I thought what the hell if it worked for them, why not for me.