"Reality EF": the making of a porn star

[hellorhih2o]

So I got inspired by that other porn star thread. Since we've established that all you need to make it as a porn star is a relatively big Johnson, I'm thinking that I could be the star of a new "Reality EF" show. I'll send in a pic of my fine piece of meat to The Porn Star Industry, Sunset Blvd, Hollywood, CA and you guys get to follow me rise (hehe) to porn star fame.

Good idea, eh?

We could even make this interactive so you could all be part of my quest and help me decide on my next move and almost feel the fame yourself. I know that's generous but that's just me.

To begin with, I think I need a porn star name. Any ideas? Something cool like "Rocco" but nothing cheesy like "Ron Jeremy".

So what should my porn star name be?

(I can just feel how excited you all are now)

 

[endpoint]

there are a few new porn sites going with this theme, guys off the street trying to make it.

as for a name....phil McCrevis?

 

[DBCooper]

Rick Hard-Sam Girthwhen-Brad Balling

 

[hellorhih2o]

there are a few new porn sites going with this theme, guys off the street trying to make it.

as for a name....phil McCrevis?

but this is the first "reality EF" show, right? Phil McCrevis. Don't like that. Not so much.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I like the name Jackass McFuckoff

 

[argent]

Johnny Wango

 

[Spartacus]

Phil McCrevis is actually fairly clever..let me help you "fill my crevis"

 

[hellorhih2o]

Phil McCrevis is actually fairly clever..let me help you "fill my crevis"

uuuuh... that is clever. endpoint, you're a genius!

 

[TheVisitor]

Did you mean Phil McCraken?..

 

[Tiervexx]

well... first we are going to need to see the "fine piece of meat"