rate your farts?

[tiger88]

well when i was chillin with my one bro we would rate our farts...since we both are into golf very much we had a system like this


10 is the best btw


10 = double eagle
9 = eagle
8 = birdie
7 = par
6 = boogie
5 = doulbe boogie
4 = thriple boogie

i would hold the fart if it wansnt a good one,, i didnt want to fuck up my hole average


i have had one double eagle once i n my life, but no one was there to hear or smell it though

 

[Devastation]

no hole in one? last time i checked that is better then a double eagle

 

[tiger88]

sorry bro


a hole in one on a par 3 is an eagle.....hole in one on a par 4 is a double eagle (NEVER FUCKING HAPPENNS well super rare rare)\

a 2 on a par is always a doulbe eagle

 

[Devastation]

i've gotten 2 maybe 3 double eagles on tiger 2003 for xbox. i still would rate the top a hole in one

 

[rnch]

Taco Tico makes for 9.6 on the fart scale

 

[RottenWillow]

Taco Tico makes for 9.6 on the fart scale

Reminds me of my Mexican food and gas thread from a few weeks ago. You could power a small city with the methane produced from that stuff.

 

[tiger88]

Reminds me of my Mexican food and gas thread from a few weeks ago. You could power a small city with the methane produced from that stuff.

you are a chic, do u fart?

 

[RottenWillow]

you are a chic, do u fart?

Women dont fart.

 

[tiger88]

Women dont fart.

if u did fart, would u rate them? u can use my scale if u want

 

[RottenWillow]

It would be bold yet femine. Elegant though not pretentious.
Also classy in the Old World tradition.







And really really stinky.

 

[tiger88]

It would be bold yet femine. Elegant though not pretentious.
Also classy in the Old World tradition.







And really really stinky.

what does pretentious mean?

 

[RottenWillow]

what does pretentious mean?

I wouldnt be trying to act like my pootie was better than your pootie.

 

[mordy]

I am the Tiger Woods of ass gas. Seriously. Something about low carb dieting makes my digestive track run like a steam engine.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

ummmm, I dunno... 1

 

[magman1]

i started living with several girls, so i have mastered the silent fart, even if it is protein loaded

 

[tiger88]

i started living with several girls, so i have mastered the silent fart, even if it is protein loaded

wuss