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-I would fuck the shit out of 1999 Britney Spears.

-I would not fuck the shit out of 2011 Britney Spears.

-Why do all girls list Sushi as their favorite food? You're not cultured or trendy, so DIAF plz.

-Why do all girls post God updates on their Facebook? Stop the attention whoring, plz.

-Mike Tyson had a ridiculous uppercut in his prime.

-Mike Tyson had a ridiculous face tattoo in his not-so-prime.

-Teen heartthrobs get replaced every year. Last year was the Jonas Brothers. This year is Justin Bieber. Next year you'll hear about neither in the news.

-Virgil's Root Beer is amazing. Go buy some now if you've never experienced this.

-Nicholas Cage is a terrible actor.

-??????

-......
 
- Why does pick3 insert a bunch of xannies in his butt and try to mouth-kiss male prostitutes?
 
virgils rootbeer is pretty good and almost perfect...homemade rootbeer is better
 
This thread fucking sux
 
LOL @ anyone taking ANYTHING in C&C seriously....No one really cares about anything in this section...Well we do care if Plank gets his HIV under control, but thats about it.
 
Since when did combining the words 'was' and 'like' come to mean 'said'?

and he was like...and then i was like...and then she was like...
 
Why does my hair grow in faster in the back than on the top and sides? Am I inflicted with the mullet gene since I was born and raised in the south?
 
DJLegacy2k5 said:
WTF kinda ghey talk is this...its like a mix of a baby with a lisp and .... well your own Gheyness...please stop...I think your slurring has some drool on your lip...wait thats SB semen, nevermind...
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Speaking of semen, you must have finally found the guy of your dreams. You been gone so damn long, I thought you went to Canada and married some long dick black dude and was busy trying to get pregnant up your ass.:biggrin: Glad to see you back buddy :)
 
Strongbow said:
Speaking of semen, you must have finally found the guy of your dreams. You been gone so damn long, I thought you went to Canada and married some long dick black dude and was busy trying to get pregnant up your ass.:biggrin: Glad to see you back buddy :)
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Strongbow said:
LOLZ @ that Puddles AVI
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This one?

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Ololololoololololololololololol
 
- Good people who always try to do the right thing the honest way get fucked over every time while greedy rotten son of a bitches who don't care who they hurt or how they get ahead practically have good breaks jumping into their laps.

- By the time you get a real handle on living, you're body is getting too beat up to enjoy it.
 
shirlene29 said:
wtf are you on ef while brushing your teeth...wtf dood
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I dunno...cuz I'll check my email in the morning and see if there is anything worth reading on EF before I head out to work.


You're just jealous I can brush my teeth without toothpaste spit running down my chin.
 
Retarded drooling is teh bestes
 
I'm thinking about blasting this on the beach come Spring Break. Will I be the coolest person on the beach? FUCK and YES.

 
Got damn it Ortiz dont you ever tell me to STFU again You lucky I done had 8 beers and 2 hydros (325's) Mitch not the big boys
 
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