Random Thoughts

[uamaverick]

-I would fuck the shit out of 1999 Britney Spears.

-I would not fuck the shit out of 2011 Britney Spears.

-Why do all girls list Sushi as their favorite food? You're not cultured or trendy, so DIAF plz.

-Why do all girls post God updates on their Facebook? Stop the attention whoring, plz.

-Mike Tyson had a ridiculous uppercut in his prime.

-Mike Tyson had a ridiculous face tattoo in his not-so-prime.

-Teen heartthrobs get replaced every year. Last year was the Jonas Brothers. This year is Justin Bieber. Next year you'll hear about neither in the news.

-Virgil's Root Beer is amazing. Go buy some now if you've never experienced this.

-Nicholas Cage is a terrible actor.

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-......

 

[mrplunkey]

- Why does pick3 insert a bunch of xannies in his butt and try to mouth-kiss male prostitutes?

 

[cuthroat]

- I have 8" in my pants but what the womenz want is 3 1/2" inches and also in my pants...my credit cards...bitchez.

 

[PICK3]

Why is Plunkey fixated on the activities in and around my o-ring?

 

[shirlene29]

virgils rootbeer is pretty good and almost perfect...homemade rootbeer is better

 

[iggy]

virgils rootbeer is pretty good and almost perfect...homemade rootbeer is better

saspirilla kicks the shit out of all of your pussy rootbeer

 

[DJLegacy2k5]

Why is Iggz always so drunk?

 

[just...v]

Why does The 700 Club always have to ruin all the fun?

 

[PICK3]

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?

 

[DJLegacy2k5]

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?

Because all of the men pound your insides to give you that soft doughy center....