Random Thoughts

[SouthernLord]

Speaking of semen, you must have finally found the guy of your dreams. You been gone so damn long, I thought you went to Canada and married some long dick black dude and was busy trying to get pregnant up your ass. Glad to see you back buddy

analbirthing.jpg

 

[Strongbow]

I actually just lol'd when reading this beside my current avitar!

LOLZ @ that Puddles AVI

 

[SouthernLord]

LOLZ @ that Puddles AVI

This one?

 

[Strongbow]

Ololololoololololololololololol

 

[SouthernLord]

lololollololollolokoo

 

[musclemom]

- Good people who always try to do the right thing the honest way get fucked over every time while greedy rotten son of a bitches who don't care who they hurt or how they get ahead practically have good breaks jumping into their laps.

- By the time you get a real handle on living, you're body is getting too beat up to enjoy it.

 

[miplank]

This one?

buayahahahahah


fuck I almost spit toothpaste all over my monitor!

 

[ortiz34]

Why does my penile shrink when I'm cold

 

[miplank]

Why does my penile shrink when I'm cold

a better question would be why does it stay small when it's warm

 

[uamaverick]

- How come no matter how much you chew corn, it always comes out whole?