Random Observations

[satanic goatslayer]

I've been drinking.

I've never posted on this board while intoxicated, but whoseawhat care do I have.

Today I noticed four things. Yes, I do count. Failure to do so results in the removal of my skin and the pickling of my brain. It hurts to think about it.

#1) Fat people really should die. I know many. "Oh, but such and such's mom is fat, and she's the greatest person ever." I don't care, let me cook her adipose for breakfast once she croaks and I'm good. Fucking fat people anyway.

#2) Burning vagrants with rubbing alcohol and gasoline should be rewarded with scallops covered with bacon.

#3) Sex really loses it's kick when the gag and paddle draped with razor wire are excluded.

#4) King of Pain is the perfect addition to a night of debauchery. Try karaoke with a hollowed out tiki torch to add extra excitement,

You know what - stabbing and skinning folks while they sleep may seem cheap and whatnot, but I'll be damned if it isn't downright good for the soul.

Down in the pizzark, I once heard the lonesome crow call to me for revenge. I listened for a fleeting moment, then noticed that my scrotum was being eaten by ravenous hyenas, so I left.

Toothless wants me to play ping pong with him, but I always win, so I think that hanging him from my basketball hoop whilst I flog him with ping pong balls filled with rocks might be more suitable.

I wish you all a good day/night.

Letter.

 

[WODIN]

I love scallops in bacon...hmmmm

 

[68GT350]

I just picked my nose and wiped it under the chair.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I just picked my nose and wiped it under the chair.

Parts of your brain likely were mined out with that booger.

 

[smallmovesal]

when do i get my ass tapped by that fine piece of manliness of yours sg?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

when do i get my ass tapped by that fine piece of manliness of yours sg?

Tapped, in my dictionary, means to be strung up, violated and flogged - just to save any misunderstanding.

That said, any old time.

Virilty is my second or third middle name, I think. Could be impotence, but that is of no great importance.

Norm!

 

[smallmovesal]

how about sex then?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Straight to the point.

Buy me a bus ticket, or a horse, and I'll be out shortly.

You've read my list of expectations , so's I trust you'd be prepared.

G'night sma, and a good tomorrow to you.

 

[smallmovesal]

just let me know when and where... i expect a pm

we don't live far apart you know...

 

[68GT350]

Parts of your brain likely were mined out with that booger.

Probably...never use the damn thing, anyways.

So as of now, i'm picturing taps and goat gangbanging smalls. Both the guys are sharing a crack pipe, and goat is carving his initials in smalls' back with a dirty scalpel from his toolbelt.