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bruce9241

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A Jew and a Chinese are sitting in a bar. After a few beers the Jew says to the Chinese, "Hey, why'd you guys bomb pearl harbor?The Chinese replies, "we didn't bomb pearl harbor, the Japanese did".The Jew says, "Chinese, Japanese, same thing.After a few more beers the Chinese says to the Jew, "Hey, why'd you guys sink the Titanic?"The Jew replies, "We didn't sink the Titanic, an Iceberg did"The Chinese says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, samething"
 
A Jewish kid goes up to his father and asks, "Hey dad, can I have $20.00?"The dad says, "$15.00? Why do you need $10.00 for?"
 
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house."
 
hung chow calls into work and says, "hey, i no come work today, i really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, i no come work."

the boss says, "you know something, hung chow, i really need you today. When i feel like this, i go to my wife and tell her i want sex. That makes everything better and i go to work. You try that."

two hours later hung chow calls again. "i do what you say and i feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house."

lmao. Oh. Why the fuck do you have oil on you dickhead?
 
dude your squat 1RM is only 10 pounds more than your bench 1RM?
325 bench
335 squat

that=no good
time to slam those wheels harder rob
 
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