Quote of the day

[creamy_goodness]

My friend and I are doin cable crossover when this numb nuts comes up to us and asks," what does that work?"
We respond, "chest."
He said, "Oh, do you hit any pectorals doing that?"

 

[chiefwiggum]

"Remember son, if at first you don't succeed, QUIT"
-Homer Simpson

 

[Gilbyag]

what a dipshit!

 

[chiefwiggum]

Here's a quote: "white people rule"

r u looking to start a shitstorm or what cheesedick
Wiggum

 

[frorider6]

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. - Jack Handy

 

[GinNJuice]

Yeah, those Jack Handy quotes are funny...

"When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges." -Jack Handy