Questions about Heineken

[NJjuice22]

the only thing i liked about amsterdam was the weed and mayonaise on the french fries. everything else sucked.

 

[Sigmund Roid]

Heineken is shitty beer, that is why it is exported so much. We prefer not to poison ourselves.
And yes we have cars, about 5 million of them. You think outside the US everybody rides on donkey asses?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Taste like Molson, just skunkier

 

[gregory]

Taste like Molson, just skunkier

You have commited sin!!! Heathen!!!!!

 

[gregory]

So I'm sitting here at almost 2 in the afternoon, eating pizza and drinking a Hein-dog. The label on the front says, "Heineken Lager Beer" and "Brewed In Holland". Then I read the government warning on the back. It says blah blah birth defects blah blah "consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery..."

My question is, do they have cars in Holland? I didn't think so, but it does mention them on the bottle. Also, there's no mention of motorcycles, so am I good to toss back some Heinys and drive a motorcycle? It certainly appears so.

First of you don't drive a motorcycle, you ride it. And yes beer and motorcycles are a good mix, why just the other night i polished off 2 pitchers and went riding on the interstate and round myself on my XX weaeing between cars in the dark standing on the seat, strange. It fealt so cool, I WAS COOL.




J/K

 

[Hengst]

Heineken is to the Dutch like Bud is to Americans.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

new castle, guinness or some german beer is the way to go.


(looks like i picked the wrong week to quit drinking)

 

[WODIN]

New Castle is a good pale ale.

Yuengling is a great American Larger and puts Heineken to shame.

 

[SAGAT]

there's nothing wrong with heineken, i live in the city where the factory is...hmm the smell of a heiny everyday makes the doctor stay away

 

[season7445]

Dude we have cars? wtf do you think we are? We are a fucking developed first world country man. Damn.

Heineken is a somewhat mild/weak tasting beer, often critized as being watery by beer wiseasses.

Its very popular nonetheless though.

I believe motorcycles = cars to the law.

Whats your favorite beer?