Questions about Heineken

[frorider6.2]

So I'm sitting here at almost 2 in the afternoon, eating pizza and drinking a Hein-dog. The label on the front says, "Heineken Lager Beer" and "Brewed In Holland". Then I read the government warning on the back. It says blah blah birth defects blah blah "consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery..."

My question is, do they have cars in Holland? I didn't think so, but it does mention them on the bottle. Also, there's no mention of motorcycles, so am I good to toss back some Heinys and drive a motorcycle? It certainly appears so.

 

[IwouldSlamU]

been to the factory in holand it was fun.....yes they have cars and motorcycles

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Well techically a motorcycle is a piece of machinery. If you experience difficulty operating it, don't say they didn't warn you orb.

 

[MR Pink]

Ofcourse we do have them ... but you forgot to mention the most important thing ... did the Heineken tasted good and what about a compliment for the Dutch brewers? They go to work every day on their horse and carriage or bike, walk around on their wooden shoes al day and eating nothing but cheese. When they go home all they see are tulips and windmills do you think that's an easy way of life?

 

[frorider6.2]

I love the hell out of Heinies, but I just think that maybe MAYBE they brew batches especially for the US and save the really good stuff for themselves.

And I bet those wooden shoes don't hurt all that bad with all that high quality THC.

 

[hardrock]

Good beer! if I aint drinking cheap beer(Cors light) I'm drinkin Heineken.

 

[frorider6.2]

Good beer! if I aint drinking cheap beer(Cors light) I'm drinkin Heineken.

I prefer MGD for cheap and Corona for recess.

 

[coverguy]

i could drink a "heiny" right now, although i'd rather have an amstel light.

 

[jerkbox]

Heineken tastes like drinking skunks

 

[Robert Jan]

Dude we have cars? wtf do you think we are? We are a fucking developed first world country man. Damn.

Heineken is a somewhat mild/weak tasting beer, often critized as being watery by beer wiseasses.

Its very popular nonetheless though.

I believe motorcycles = cars to the law.

 

[NJjuice22]

the only thing i liked about amsterdam was the weed and mayonaise on the french fries. everything else sucked.

 

[Sigmund Roid]

Heineken is shitty beer, that is why it is exported so much. We prefer not to poison ourselves.
And yes we have cars, about 5 million of them. You think outside the US everybody rides on donkey asses?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Taste like Molson, just skunkier

 

[gregory]

Taste like Molson, just skunkier

You have commited sin!!! Heathen!!!!!

 

[gregory]

So I'm sitting here at almost 2 in the afternoon, eating pizza and drinking a Hein-dog. The label on the front says, "Heineken Lager Beer" and "Brewed In Holland". Then I read the government warning on the back. It says blah blah birth defects blah blah "consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery..."

My question is, do they have cars in Holland? I didn't think so, but it does mention them on the bottle. Also, there's no mention of motorcycles, so am I good to toss back some Heinys and drive a motorcycle? It certainly appears so.

First of you don't drive a motorcycle, you ride it. And yes beer and motorcycles are a good mix, why just the other night i polished off 2 pitchers and went riding on the interstate and round myself on my XX weaeing between cars in the dark standing on the seat, strange. It fealt so cool, I WAS COOL.




J/K

 

[Hengst]

Heineken is to the Dutch like Bud is to Americans.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

new castle, guinness or some german beer is the way to go.


(looks like i picked the wrong week to quit drinking)

 

[WODIN]

New Castle is a good pale ale.

Yuengling is a great American Larger and puts Heineken to shame.

 

[SAGAT]

there's nothing wrong with heineken, i live in the city where the factory is...hmm the smell of a heiny everyday makes the doctor stay away

 

[season7445]

Dude we have cars? wtf do you think we are? We are a fucking developed first world country man. Damn.

Heineken is a somewhat mild/weak tasting beer, often critized as being watery by beer wiseasses.

Its very popular nonetheless though.

I believe motorcycles = cars to the law.

Whats your favorite beer?

 

[Delinquent]

Dude we have cars? wtf do you think we are? We are a fucking developed first world country man. Damn.

Heineken is a somewhat mild/weak tasting beer, often critized as being watery by beer wiseasses.

Its very popular nonetheless though.

I believe motorcycles = cars to the law.

Damn that's considered mild? I hate all beer but Heineken was one of the more bitter piss tasting brand.