Questions about Heineken

[frorider6.2]

So I'm sitting here at almost 2 in the afternoon, eating pizza and drinking a Hein-dog. The label on the front says, "Heineken Lager Beer" and "Brewed In Holland". Then I read the government warning on the back. It says blah blah birth defects blah blah "consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery..."

My question is, do they have cars in Holland? I didn't think so, but it does mention them on the bottle. Also, there's no mention of motorcycles, so am I good to toss back some Heinys and drive a motorcycle? It certainly appears so.

 

[IwouldSlamU]

been to the factory in holand it was fun.....yes they have cars and motorcycles

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Well techically a motorcycle is a piece of machinery. If you experience difficulty operating it, don't say they didn't warn you orb.

 

[MR Pink]

Ofcourse we do have them ... but you forgot to mention the most important thing ... did the Heineken tasted good and what about a compliment for the Dutch brewers? They go to work every day on their horse and carriage or bike, walk around on their wooden shoes al day and eating nothing but cheese. When they go home all they see are tulips and windmills do you think that's an easy way of life?

 

[frorider6.2]

I love the hell out of Heinies, but I just think that maybe MAYBE they brew batches especially for the US and save the really good stuff for themselves.

And I bet those wooden shoes don't hurt all that bad with all that high quality THC.

 

[hardrock]

Good beer! if I aint drinking cheap beer(Cors light) I'm drinkin Heineken.

 

[frorider6.2]

Good beer! if I aint drinking cheap beer(Cors light) I'm drinkin Heineken.

I prefer MGD for cheap and Corona for recess.

 

[coverguy]

i could drink a "heiny" right now, although i'd rather have an amstel light.

 

[jerkbox]

Heineken tastes like drinking skunks

 

[Robert Jan]

Dude we have cars? wtf do you think we are? We are a fucking developed first world country man. Damn.

Heineken is a somewhat mild/weak tasting beer, often critized as being watery by beer wiseasses.

Its very popular nonetheless though.

I believe motorcycles = cars to the law.