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mrsgoodbody
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I'm trying to imagine the girl who says "No, please don't use your dick, I'd like the champagne bottle/pool cue tonight."
MrsG
PS DrG says he once saw a picture of a girl with a champagne bottle up her hooch -- the FAT end!
EWWWW.
MrsG
PS DrG says he once saw a picture of a girl with a champagne bottle up her hooch -- the FAT end!
EWWWW.
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DepressiveJuice
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this reminds me when i was stationed in korea. one of the girls at a bar would suck up beer with her pussy using a straw and pour it into a glass. some of the GIs would drink out of that glass...
mrsgoodbody
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p0ink said:
You, sir, are a dumbass. Who would think that fucking with your dick is "boring" or that a pool cue/champagne bottle is more pleasurable - and for whom I might wonder??!! Certianly you don't get some physical pleasure out of the pool cue, or do you? Maybe you can't satisfy your woman with your dick???
MrsG
PS You have no idea how good marriage is for your sex life. Just ask my good pal, MrsP!
PPS Frackel -- if I sound like a bitch now, tough shit. Maybe I am, or you're just intimidated by women with strong opinions. Intelligence is a turn on for DrG.
p0ink
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it is good to try new things in bed, because otherwise it leads to routine, which is something you are probably more than familiar with by now.
it's all about being inventive and working with the tools you have at your disposal. whether one is using flatware, recreational objects, food, bondage gear, or other inanimate objects, it's all about trying new things. so dont start hating on people who you consider to be on the fringe.
im sorry you havent been able to look into your husband's eyes and identify that look of utter and complete boredom yet. hopefully you will before it's too late.
pay attention next time you're giving him head and you notice him watching the MSNBC ticker, or when he is more content counting the cracks in ceiling, while being rode, than looking at you.
shit, pretty soon he is going to be faking his orgasms by dumping warm yogurt back.
keep us posted.
it's all about being inventive and working with the tools you have at your disposal. whether one is using flatware, recreational objects, food, bondage gear, or other inanimate objects, it's all about trying new things. so dont start hating on people who you consider to be on the fringe.
im sorry you havent been able to look into your husband's eyes and identify that look of utter and complete boredom yet. hopefully you will before it's too late.
pay attention next time you're giving him head and you notice him watching the MSNBC ticker, or when he is more content counting the cracks in ceiling, while being rode, than looking at you.
shit, pretty soon he is going to be faking his orgasms by dumping warm yogurt back.
keep us posted.
Puddles
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p0ink said:
Poink, you are right about trying new things, but new things need not be objects. Some of us are simply creative with our bodies. Not that we don't use other things, but pool sticks and bottles are a bit to the extreme for most people. But then again, aren't most of us here a bit on the extreme side compared to most?
People like MrsG and myself, and our spouses, can enjoy the pleasure in routine stuff. That comes with love and being in a LTR. But we also know how to incorporate new things often so that our sex lives don't become old hat. All things that are new can eventually become old, boring and routine when done enough...variety and creativity are what make things different and exciting.
Puddles
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Dial_tone said:
I'm at work now too, but will be leaving right after this post to go home to my routine and share it wtih my husband who will surely make me feel like I'm on top of the world.
I'm thinking a quickie in the bathroom before our Superbowl guests arrive. Although we've done it in the bathroom pleanty of times over the years, it's still something I look forward to, no matter how quick and simple and usual it is. We'll be the ones smiling and content. Hell...I'm still smiling from this morning and last night!
drgoodbody
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Alright...
p0ink - Fuck you brother
You have ABSOLUTELY no fuckin clue -- using a poolcue or bottle just proves that you're some fat kid who hasn't figured out how to be creative with his dick, fingers, tongue, etc... MrsG is everything you dream of and more as you jerk off to some stroke mag in your pathetic room -- Brother, get the fuck out my wife's face before I post a map and ask you to meet me where the X marks the spot... Or in this case, where the spot is gonna be marked by your shit filled shorts when my jacked ass shows up.
Fat boy - learn how to fuck your lady before I send a group of buds over to run a train on the beeyotch.
Oh and don't bother responding to me you punk ass fat gyno blob of shit.
Have a nice day, douche bag.
DrG
PS: MrsP, couldn't agree with ya more, even if ya paid me
PPS: Dial_Tone, glad to hear that stories have the same effect on ya as they do on me!
p0ink - Fuck you brother
You have ABSOLUTELY no fuckin clue -- using a poolcue or bottle just proves that you're some fat kid who hasn't figured out how to be creative with his dick, fingers, tongue, etc... MrsG is everything you dream of and more as you jerk off to some stroke mag in your pathetic room -- Brother, get the fuck out my wife's face before I post a map and ask you to meet me where the X marks the spot... Or in this case, where the spot is gonna be marked by your shit filled shorts when my jacked ass shows up. Fat boy - learn how to fuck your lady before I send a group of buds over to run a train on the beeyotch.
Oh and don't bother responding to me you punk ass fat gyno blob of shit.
Have a nice day, douche bag.
DrG
PS: MrsP, couldn't agree with ya more, even if ya paid me
PPS: Dial_Tone, glad to hear that stories have the same effect on ya as they do on me!
TEXgrl
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in all honesty here, there are many fetishes out there, and insertion of objects is one of them, now not everyone can recognize the allure of all of them, and this is one that i have no interest in, but no one should be attacked because one thing appeals to that individual and not to ourselves. everybody is different.
to answer poinks question about sex becoming boring after marriage. well, marriage actually doesnt' have alot to do with it, but sex can become boring or dull with the same partner after a few years, that is why you see alot of couples who do try different things, such as three-somes, etc, or even having sex in public places, photography, role-playing, whatever. you simply have to get a little more creative to keep things interesting and exciting! marriage isn't the end of good sex, it can be a great beginning, as long as you have a found a partner who is willing to experiment and have fun with!
to answer poinks question about sex becoming boring after marriage. well, marriage actually doesnt' have alot to do with it, but sex can become boring or dull with the same partner after a few years, that is why you see alot of couples who do try different things, such as three-somes, etc, or even having sex in public places, photography, role-playing, whatever. you simply have to get a little more creative to keep things interesting and exciting! marriage isn't the end of good sex, it can be a great beginning, as long as you have a found a partner who is willing to experiment and have fun with!
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