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For those of you that perform oral sex.
Do you only give head in order to get a ring on your finger?

I've been married once, engaged twice, and the trend seems to go like thus:

Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,ring. STOP.

Seriously, my fiance and I both gave/had oral sex at least once a day for MONTHS. The ring came out and it was like all the sudden she has a stuffy nose, or feels sick or just wants to kiss.

And I've maintained my end thus far.... What gives????
 
I could never understand this about women.

*scratches head*

*shrugs shoulders*


"You got me".

I only got freakier over time.... but then again, that is only me.
 
I give it cuz i like it, not cuz i want a ring on my finger:)
 
No buddy, i give it cuz i like to give it. Dont want to get married. I dont think all women ljust give head cuz they want a ring. but thats just me:)
 
EXACTLY!

This is exactly what my current fiance said.

Now the shitty part is this:
Last night, I give oral, she cums.
I get a half-assed un-finished hand job.

So I rolled over, mid-hand-job, and went to sleep.

But how do you tell someone she's been dropping the ball since February??
Whats more, how do you say it without sounding like getting head is the glue to the relationship?


hamstershaver said:
thats what they all say
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SoKlueles said:
No buddy, i give it cuz i like to give it. Dont want to get married. I dont think all women ljust give head cuz they want a ring. but thats just me:)
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yes, but most people in this world are selfish....they care about one thing and one thing only and it starts with a t and ends with an hemselves.

so yeah, i'm sure lots of girls want to look like their "giving" and willing to please the guy, but once they get what they want, they don't care....

people like this should be shot, if you honestly don't like giving head, don't start giving it in the first place

sorry, i'm in a bad mood :worried:
 
Code said:
EXACTLY!

This is exactly what my current fiance said.

Now the shitty part is this:
Last night, I give oral, she cums.
I get a half-assed un-finished hand job.

So I rolled over, mid-hand-job, and went to sleep.

But how do you tell someone she's been dropping the ball since February??
Whats more, how do you say it without sounding like getting head is the glue to the relationship?
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GOOD GAWD!!!!!! you licked her kitty???? whats wrong with you man??? and the part about her dropping the ball, you just gotta tell her straight up that she needs to do her job and start slobbing on your knob
 
Most women are just strange creatures.... But then again, of all the guys who I have heard complain that their wives don't give it up anymore (not saying that you fit this description Code, just making a general observation) aren't much into pleasing their women either.

Me, personally if I am with a guy that I have a genuine affection for it isn't about "this act" or "that".... If I feel that I am not pleasing him, then I feel like there is something wrong. I want to be please, yes. But I feel badly if I can not please my lover as well.

Sex is a gift to be shared.

Too many women don't get that and it is a pity.
 
You should ask my ex, i asked him everyday if he wanted me to slob his knob. He could NOT tell u guys no, he would say, yes if she did anything, she slobbed knobs
 
SoKlueles said:
You should ask my ex, i asked him everyday if he wanted me to slob his knob. He could NOT tell u guys no, he would say, yes if she did anything, she slobbed knobs
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so you would just walk up to him and say, "hey baby....want me to slob the ol' knob?" and he'd be like, "yeah baby....slob away..."??? :)
 
I don't think it's a conscious choice women make, just something goes off inside their head once they have the ring that makes them less prone to do certain acts that they do not get much benefit from.

superqt4u2nv said:
I have never gotten a ring but I think I would keep giving oral once I got one I enjoy it.
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Fuck that, I am never "buying the cow again".

This shit bugs me. And the worse part is, this is just the begining of things that stop once the ring is given.
 
Code said:
I don't think it's a conscious choice women make, just something goes off inside their head once they have the ring that makes them less prone to do certain acts that they do not get much benefit from.
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The benefit is seeing his pleasure IMO. Plus most of the time you give a little sucky sucky and he gives licky licky so it is all good. :qt:
 
Code said:
Fuck that, I am never "buying the cow again".

This shit bugs me. And the worse part is, this is just the begining of things that stop once the ring is given.
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take that shit back....that'll learn her

i seriously would reconsider.....i mean, sorry...sex is important. and that's a bunch of bs.
 
Tell her straight up. Seriously. Don`t beat around the bush, then don`t beat around the bush.
 
Whenever one of those post-cunnilingus, half-assed handjobs gets doled out, do you ever straight up ask her, "Hey can you go down on me?" Or do you just do a lot of sighing and rolling over?

I'd say stop going down on her and see if that changes anything, but unfortunately all that will probably lead to is a whole lot of not having sex and even less of you getting oral sex. I recommend having a surgical procedure done in which her clitoris is moved to the back of her throat(I think this is what happens in the legendary porno "Deep Throat").
 
wait a minute!

you just asked me to marry you?
and now theres a "swallowing eggs" thread started by you?




am i gonna have fz stalking me now?





this just turned uber creepy
 
Well, the first time it happened I told her to suck my cock, worked.

Second time, I asked, she said she was tired.


Third time, she had a stuffy nose.

Last time, didn't bother asking.

supersizeme said:
Whenever one of those post-cunnilingus, half-assed handjobs gets doled out, do you ever straight up ask her, "Hey can you go down on me?" Or do you just do a lot of sighing and rolling over?

").
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Code said:
For those of you that perform oral sex.
Do you only give head in order to get a ring on your finger?

I've been married once, engaged twice, and the trend seems to go like thus:

Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,Oral sex, oral sex, oral sex,ring. STOP.

Seriously, my fiance and I both gave/had oral sex at least once a day for MONTHS. The ring came out and it was like all the sudden she has a stuffy nose, or feels sick or just wants to kiss.

And I've maintained my end thus far.... What gives????
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Seems like she was doing it for YOU...to please you. Find someone who's actually likes doing it & then you have no problem 'cause they'll always like it! :qt:
 
A direct quote from her, prior to getting the ring: "I love giving head, gets me wet."



MissJanet79 said:
Seems like she was doing it for YOU...to please you. Find someone who's actually likes doing it & then you have no problem 'cause they'll always like it! :qt:
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Code said:
A direct quote from her, prior to getting the ring: "I love giving head, gets me wet."
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Wow... she led you on!! Usually when women say it, its 'cause they like it. She was all-talk - that sucks! Sorry to hear that! I don't understand that whole concept anyway - why the sex etc., changes after marriage. I know for me, I wouldn't want to get bored, plus I like sex just as much if not more like the next MAN! LOL! :qt:
 
I certainly didn't get a ring because of what I have or have not done in the bedroom. The only reason our sex life has changed much since getting engaged is because we bought a house a week later and we're just not together much. lol

I think a couple's sex life only gets as dull as they let it. :)
 
maybe you haven't been washing your balls right and they stink or something......but then that nullifies the stuffy nose excuse.....

got me bro
 
I personally don't care for the receiving end of oral sex.....so I never get it, fine with me......

My hubby is kinda weird....I begin on him but he usually stops me, so I never get to "finish the job" usually.....
 
Code said:
A direct quote from her, prior to getting the ring: "I love giving head, gets me wet."
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She may be trying to tell you something indirectly and not know how. Women sometimes do that kinda stuff. I think it`s time for a "sitdown" as the Sopranos would say. Have a talk with her and see what`s up.

You can try to figure it out on your own by seeing if you`re doing stuff differently or missing things you used to do with her etc.. but that`s like trying to guess Wodin`s age. You might as well ask her directly.

Do it now before it spirals out of control. This is just the begining and you`ll find that talking will solve a lot more problems down the road.

Now I`ll let my husband, gonelifting, come back online and post.
 
I read somewhere- maybe it was on ivillage that the metal in the engagement ring acutally makes mens sperm tastes different...also after your married- theres something in the weding cake that makes women really turned off from alot of sex-

;)
 
I've read that women don't like sex, and only do it to get stuff from the guy. They might like to get the kitty licked from time to time, but I've read that women don't even need sexual intercourse to be happy. Well, so much for all those chicks taking guys home with them and random sex in college. :o
 
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