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Punched an suv tonight

chesty

chesty

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Okay,
So, I am riding my bike home and I am in the car pool lane. We all come to a standstill cause the carpool lane is merging into the regular lanes. So, I literally walking my bike I am behind one car waiting to merge in and this dumbass blonde, fat broad, talking on a cell phone driving a brand new suv Isuzu or something fly's up along side me and starts to crowd me out.

I honk and point that I am in the lane ahead of her, she looks at me and laughs and backs up a bit, so I am now in front of her and she comes flying up along side me again. There is a Highway Patrol officer working a fender bender on the shoulder 35 yards or so ahead of us.

I honk again and she laughs at me again and then guns it is forcing me into the shoulder (were going about 10-15 mph). Now I am fucking pissed as she is trying to run me off the road thinking she is superbitch cause she has her suv.

Well, I am like half an arm's length from her so I reach and punch her suv as hard as I can. I forgot I had my Icon riding gloves on with Titanium knuckle covers. I left a dent that was about 6 inches by 6 inches and 2 inches deep in her car just ahead of the drivers door.

She was so stupid she didn't even know I hit her! I pulled up to the cop and she kept driving so I told him what happened and he put out the call to find this nut! While I was talking to him another motorist drove by and gave me the thumbs up. I think he was behind me when it happened.

Disclaimer: My derogatory terms of the female gender are being leveled at this one particular individual.
 
would jesus approve of you damaging someone else's property? what happened to turn the other cheek?
 
Dude, I am Jewish by blood. When it comes to my life fuck the rest of the world!
 
my bad, I thought you were a bible thumper. Good job at taking out some of that jew rage on the SUV!
 
I know quite a bit about the bible, but there is christianity and then there is the real world. I have been pushed around and turned the cheek, but no more! Stupid people should be elliminated from this planet!
 
fuck, that bitch deserved worse than that. She knew you were there and she didnt care. THEY DONT SEE YOU OR THEY WANT TO KILL YOU! There is no other option to the fucking cage drivers. When I see a bike, I let him pass me on purpose
 
I do the same thing too, I let them in and I try to do the same for the caged ones and most are pretty cool, but then there are the brain dead fucktards!
 
chesty said:
I do the same thing too, I let them in and I try to do the same for the caged ones and most are pretty cool, but then there are the brain dead fucktards!
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those brain dead fucktards need to get on a bike and go riding in a highway or just a regular road to see how fucked up is when the same happens to them. Its true - once you are a biker, you are a better and more carefull car driver too.
One reason why I hate riding friday and saturday night - all thsoe boozed up kids and underage teenagers are out on the streets and they think everything is fucking funny - including swearving into a bike on purpose and then giggling or cutting off a bike on purpose and then slam on the brake to make a right turn (like they couldnt fucking wait until the bike passed them)
 
Yes true, I hate amatuer night. I have two gf's (just friends) that require me to txt them when I arrive home safely for that very reason!

The dumbasses just don't get it! 650 pounds vs 4000-7000 pounds!
 
this thread makes me happy.

I should start reaching out of my corolla and punching other peoples cars

fuck that bitch
 
I was counting me on the bike! Yes, I love Icon, can't wait to get the skull jacket!
 
chesty said:
Yes true, I hate amatuer night. I have two gf's (just friends) that require me to txt them when I arrive home safely for that very reason!

The dumbasses just don't get it! 650 pounds vs 4000-7000 pounds!
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you try riding a 8 foot standup jetski in 5 foot chop on a lake full of Carvers, Skaters, and scarabs... I feel your pain.
 
chesty said:
Okay,
So, I am riding my bike home and I am in the car pool lane. We all come to a standstill cause the carpool lane is merging into the regular lanes. So, I literally walking my bike I am behind one car waiting to merge in and this dumbass blonde, fat broad, talking on a cell phone driving a brand new suv Isuzu or something fly's up along side me and starts to crowd me out.

I honk and point that I am in the lane ahead of her, she looks at me and laughs and backs up a bit, so I am now in front of her and she comes flying up along side me again. There is a Highway Patrol officer working a fender bender on the shoulder 35 yards or so ahead of us.

I honk again and she laughs at me again and then guns it is forcing me into the shoulder (were going about 10-15 mph). Now I am fucking pissed as she is trying to run me off the road thinking she is superbitch cause she has her suv.

Well, I am like half an arm's length from her so I reach and punch her suv as hard as I can. I forgot I had my Icon riding gloves on with Titanium knuckle covers. I left a dent that was about 6 inches by 6 inches and 2 inches deep in her car just ahead of the drivers door.

She was so stupid she didn't even know I hit her! I pulled up to the cop and she kept driving so I told him what happened and he put out the call to find this nut! While I was talking to him another motorist drove by and gave me the thumbs up. I think he was behind me when it happened.

Disclaimer: My derogatory terms of the female gender are being leveled at this one particular individual.
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i think u coulda handled it worse.

props on reporting that bitch to the cop,
 
Lestat said:
would jesus approve of you damaging someone else's property? what happened to turn the other cheek?
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Hey! Lestat,unfortunately i am located smack dab in the middle of the bible belt.I can say if the same thing happened like it did to chesty they would have more than a dent!


RADAR
 
I applaud you for everything you did except telling the cop, if she found the dent when they pulled her over you would of had to pay. Just do your thing and move on.
 
chesty said:
I was counting me on the bike! Yes, I love Icon, can't wait to get the skull jacket!
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lol...I was in doubt if you did or not...lol

Icon is awsome, I just got hubby the Neo Daytona black jacket with red skulls on the sleeves
 
how do you honk on a bike???
this is why a rail against peeps like caligirl and myway
thinking they are johhny badasses because they drive trucks/suv
 
foreigngirl said:
it doesnt work well. Have you over-used it?
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I've spit on people's car/windshield before. It does no damage but makes them just as mad as damaging it.
 
juiceddreadlocks said:
you try riding a 8 foot standup jetski in 5 foot chop on a lake full of Carvers, Skaters, and scarabs... I feel your pain.
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i have nearly drowned doing that...i had a mid- air collision with another jet-ski wave jumping. broke all my motor mounts, drive shaft...luckily i wear a MX helmet when doing such activities.
 
I remember one instance where we were in a large group riding to a local function and we were all ran off the road by an 18wheeler. Scarey... omg... It was raining and the roads were slippery and there was no place to go.
 
mightymouse69 said:
I applaud you for everything you did except telling the cop, if she found the dent when they pulled her over you would of had to pay. Just do your thing and move on.
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no way dude

"she was going to hit me and i banged on her car to warn her i was there"
 
PBR said:
i have nearly drowned doing that...i had a mid- air collision with another jet-ski wave jumping. broke all my motor mounts, drive shaft...luckily i wear a MX helmet when doing such activities.
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you ride standups?
 
I told the cop I hit her and left a dent and he said cool, be safe riding home.

My horn is useless on my bike. I wish it was roid rage, but it was just plain 'ol you pissed me off rage!

I weigh around 225, my bike ways I think 450 or so, maybe less. Either way, it sucks cause I like to ride, but I dont' want to donate my organs if any left because of some braind dead gash on a cell phone.
 
chesty said:
I told the cop I hit her and left a dent and he said cool, be safe riding home.

My horn is useless on my bike. I wish it was roid rage, but it was just plain 'ol you pissed me off rage!

I weigh around 225, my bike ways I think 450 or so, maybe less. Either way, it sucks cause I like to ride, but I dont' want to donate my organs if any left because of some braind dead gash on a cell phone.
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Chesty you handle it better than I would have.

I would have pulled her out of that SUV! ;)
 
Pamela said:
Chesty you handle it better than I would have.

I would have pulled her out of that SUV! ;)
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So would I :evil:
 
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