Punch the whiff's co-worker, end up in the doghouse.

[jnevin]

Am I wrong here? I was at the gym yesterday, just finished my workout and was strecthing my hip flexors (them shits is tight). So this dickbag that I really don't like to begin with (whiff's co-worker) comes up to me and starts talking to me about dumb shit. I wasn't listening to him, kepy playing with my ipod, anything I could do to get him to stop talking really. So I stand up, and he says, "Hey, your hips are really tight." I said that was basically why I was stretching them, but thanks for the insight, only politely because IRL I'm usually polite-ish. So then he says, "Does this hurt?" and dug his thumb right into my hip flexor, and it hurt like a muthafucka, and without meaning to, I punched him in the chest kind of hard, knocking the wind out of him. I appologized, saying I didn't expect someone to dig their hand into a painful part of my body that happened to be inches away from cocknballs, but WTF were you thinking? I caught him pretty good, but didn't mean to do it, honestly.

Now the whiff's pissed because I did it. No, this is not camera phone related, different person.

 

[patsfan1379]

Justified. Good work.

 

[PICK3]

Lay off the juice for awhile.

 

[jnevin]

Lay off the juice for awhile.

But if I do that, I'll have testicles and less vascular arms.

Dealbreaker.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Did he even feel your girl-like punch?

 

[jnevin]

Did he even feel your girl-like punch?

After I went and grabbed an ice pack for my bruised hand, I saw his doing what looked like flicking a piece of dust off of his chest. I'm pretty sure he'll die from internal injuries.

 

[hotzie]

i thought this thread was goin to be about you beating up a woman.


more than likely he didnt even know you had punched him.

 

[Cutiebaby]

what the hell is a whiff?

 

[jnevin]

This may not be headed in the direction I would like...

 

[hotzie]

what the hell is a whiff?

its the kinda punch he threw.

 

[jnevin]

its the kinda punch he threw.

Bitch, I totally broke a board with my leg once. I'm hardcorps.

 

[hotzie]

Bitch, I totally broke a board with my leg once. I'm hardcorps.

my bad boss_

 

[PICK3]

Bitch, I totally broke a board with my leg once. I'm hardcorps.

I broke a board with my cawk.

 

[jnevin]

my bad boss_

Aw dood. In that case, I fucking chop sequoias down with my bad ass looks. I squeeze coal into diamonds just so they aren't black and jobless anymore. Jew shit. I'll beat all your asses.

Yeah_

 

[alien amp pharm]

lmao @ this thread

 

[hotzie]

Aw dood. In that case, I fucking chop sequoias down with my bad ass looks. I squeeze coal into diamonds just so they aren't black and jobless anymore. Jew shit. I'll beat all your asses.

Yeah_

As soon as i read this thread i knew you were a tough guy.

 

[jnevin]

lmao @ this thread

This is no laughing matter. My brutal thuggery yesterday got my nooner request denied.

 

[Gymgurl]

He deserved it....no one should ever touch you like that....that is just wrong

 

[UA_Iron]

he invited your physical reaction.

Wtf, "does that hurt" and then proceeds to test it? thats stupid. He wouldnt just take your word for it?

 

[jackangel]

would you please stop spelling it 'whiff'?

jesus christ.

 

[digimon7068]

I broke a board with my cawk.

i drove a nail through a board whiff mine. . .

 

[jnevin]

would you please stop spelling it 'whiff'?

jesus christ.

shaddup faygo

 

[Smurfy]

Am I wrong here? I was at the gym yesterday, just finished my workout and was strecthing my hip flexors (them shits is tight). So this dickbag that I really don't like to begin with (whiff's co-worker) comes up to me and starts talking to me about dumb shit. I wasn't listening to him, kepy playing with my ipod, anything I could do to get him to stop talking really. So I stand up, and he says, "Hey, your hips are really tight." I said that was basically why I was stretching them, but thanks for the insight, only politely because IRL I'm usually polite-ish. So then he says, "Does this hurt?" and dug his thumb right into my hip flexor, and it hurt like a muthafucka, and without meaning to, I punched him in the chest kind of hard, knocking the wind out of him. I appologized, saying I didn't expect someone to dig their hand into a painful part of my body that happened to be inches away from cocknballs, but WTF were you thinking? I caught him pretty good, but didn't mean to do it, honestly.

Now the whiff's pissed because I did it. No, this is not camera phone related, different person.

She's rather not have to deal with issues like this at work, and she is looking for someone to blame/take it out on - and you're the go to guy, unfortunately. Plus she wasnt there to witness this right? So she might not fully understand your side of it.

 

[jnevin]

She's rather not have to deal with issues like this at work, and she is looking for someone to blame/take it out on - and you're the go to guy, unfortunately. Plus she wasnt there to witness this right? So she might not fully understand your side of it.

Damnit.

 

[-SD-]

lmao @ this thread

I must say that is the most faggot related situation in the gym ive ever heard of.

 

[jnevin]

sonofa...

 

[Smurfy]

Bitch, I totally broke a board with my leg once. I'm hardcorps.

lmao @ hardcorps

 

[jackangel]

you described it more as a reflex, and not a deliberate act. it happened. don't expect her to be reasonable about it. kiss her on the back and side of the neck until she relents. if she doesn't, she doesn't love you and you should divorce her.

she's definitely cheating on you, though. with this dickbag.

 

[jnevin]

sonofa part deux...

 

[SC4EVA]

Should give him a reach around next time you see him -

 

[-SD-]

I did it with a whiffleball bat yoooooooooo

 

[Smurfy]

If you punched the clown at your wife's place of employment - would she be equally aggravated?

 

[jnevin]

If you punched the clown at your wife's place of employment - would she be equally aggravated?

If by "punched the clown" you mean, violently facefucked a toothless meth head, then possibly.

Eh, I know I shouldn't be hitting anyone, but it was more of a reflex than trying to pop him.

 

[UA_Iron]

I just wouldnt try for anal any time soon.

 

[jnevin]

I just wouldnt try for anal any time soon.

On the whiff or the co-worker?

 

[bran987]

its the kinda punch he threw.

LMAOOOOO