Erzulie said:when the hell does this happen for guys?
i think my son is way to early for his time..
I have to deal everyday with this and of course as a mom, I don't want this to happen until he's 18
dannomight said:when i was 11-12. i started growing pubes and pit hair and my voice was cracking before i was 13. i was shaving my face also at 13. i had some patchy facial hair for a few years.
Oh yeah. I remember that moment. Then I started experimenting with a variety of lotions multiple times daily. I milked my lizard often until I got some tang.Originally posted by biteme
Do you remember the first time you jerked it with success? I had been playing with mine for awhile, when one day I hit the jackpot. That's a memory I'll never forget.
Erzulie said:fuckers.. don't talk about jerking off
that creeps me out, this thread is about my 11 yr old son.. lol
dannomight said:^^^^kepp your lotion in a safe place and watch out for extended bathroom trips.
stopErzulie said:stop
lol
honestly, my son can talk to me about anything.. though at times i don't want to hear it. I never want him to go to someone else to answer his questions.
Sorry, I couldn't help it.Originally posted by Erzulie
stop
lol
honestly, my son can talk to me about anything.. though at times i don't want to hear it. I never want him to go to someone else to answer his questions.
dannomight said:Sorry, I couldn't help it.
Just don't ask what you don't want to know and realize that nature is taking its course and be happy your boy is becoming a man.
I couldn't give advice on that one.Originally posted by biteme
Imagine being a single dad and trying to be happy that your little girl is becoming a woman. Oh fuck I'm gonna go insane before this is over.
theoak01 said:frisky,better hide your victorias secrets catalogs or the pages will be stuck together
Erzulie said:lol
he just called wally world to check on a new playstation game and while on hold he tells his friend.. she sounds HOT..
I was like B.. what? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
omg?
is this normal for an 11 yr old? I played with barbie and baby dolls until i was about 13.. boys didn't come into play till about 16-17
Erzulie said:lol
he just called wally world to check on a new playstation game and while on hold he tells his friend.. she sounds HOT..
I was like B.. what? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
omg?
is this normal for an 11 yr old? I played with barbie and baby dolls until i was about 13.. boys didn't come into play till about 16-17
11 is pretty young, 13 is standard.Erzulie said:when the hell does this happen for guys?
i think my son is way to early for his time..
I have to deal everyday with this and of course as a mom, I don't want this to happen until he's 18
Erzulie said:fuckers.. don't talk about jerking off
that creeps me out, this thread is about my 11 yr old son.. lol
Destroyer1986* said:Who knows im still going through it.
Erzulie said:fuckers.. don't talk about jerking off
that creeps me out, this thread is about my 11 yr old son.. lol
fiesty would be his 2nd cousin (or something) and they live in LA not TN so that probably wont happen.theoak01 said:wait till he starts hitting on fiesty lol
Erzulie said:is this normal for an 11 yr old? I played with barbie and baby dolls until i was about 13.. boys didn't come into play till about 16-17
Mavafanculo said:fiesty would be his 2nd cousin (or something) and they live in LA not TN so that probably wont happen.
StickFigure said:He'll find himself with a big goose egg on his melon too!![]()
theoak01 said:settle down there scooter,he is only 11,and it isnt his fault he has a bigger hammer then you

you're gonna fight EZ's 11 year old for Fiesty's nani? damn this thread just got good.StickFigure said:He'll find himself with a big goose egg on his melon too!![]()
I have a buddy he tells his 6-year-old to stop holding his handle
LMAO.Originally posted by humantarget
wait'll you start finding crusty socks....
i do more ball handling than Larry Bird.MuscleMom said:Pulling the pud was the least of my worries. Boys can't keep their hands off that damn thing from day one anywayI have a buddy he tells his 6-year-old to stop holding his handle
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No, the other shit that goes along with it, the psychodrama, that's tough to relate to as a woman, girls have their own set of issues. They don't give you classes how to deal with opposite gender puberty. Sometimes talking to them is like juggling a sweaty stick of dynamite. And boys can be ... rough ...![]()
And the internet porn they load your computer up with that inevitably gives you viruses and worms, that's a PITA too ...
MuscleMom said:11 is pretty young, 13 is standard.
REAL male puberty is identified by the following scenario (as an inpartial observer/mother of 2 boys, versus someone who went through it):
Boy in question has been developing an attitude, over the course of past several months. It comes and goes, but lately it's coming more often and staying longer. He is truculent, short, quieter than usual, more secretive, keeps to himself.
You occasionally come home and find NOTHING in the refrigerator, including the chinese food you were just thinking that you really should throw out. There are even eggs missing. Boy looks at you with a slightly frantic look in his eye and says, MOM, OMG, when's dinner I'M STARVED, I had a snack earlier but there's nothing to eat now ...
The defining factor: You are having standard parent/child argument with your son over inane b/s. You seem to be having these arguments more and more lately. Usually he backs off chills out ... this time is different he completely goes UTTERLY nuclear on you in a fashion he NEVER has before ... as you catch your breath and get ready to unload with both cannons he suddenly bursts into tears and/or may start giggling (my son did the weepy giggle one, he looked at me in horror, giggling, with tears streaming down his face and said "What's wrong with me?!?"). That's the key. Both of my sons did this, and they're NOT related to each other. Every mom I know who has sons has had a similar experience. I think guys block it out.
THEN you buy the lotion.
On the plus side they start bathing more regularly ... a LOT. They also start changing their clothes a LOT more and even if they've only worn it for ten minutes, it ends up in the hamper ...
Good luck. I hope he's just saying things to go along with his friends versus really looking at girls. Single momhood is tough with a teen boy. You got a male around? Even a brother or something? About two years or so after entering puberty boys seem wired to treat their mothers like shit for a while (about a year??? seemed longer) they get very disrespectful and flat out ignore them. They want to bond with other males, and will gravitate to peer bonds if they don't have a strong adult male influence.
catalogues?biteme said:13 for me. I was playing with my dong without even realizing why, when one day this white stuff came out and I was amazed. After that, I was hooked. Did it everyday for years and thought I was gonna go blind or grow hair on my palms. I began to spend hours in the closet jerkin off to Sear's and Bridal magazines. Everywhere I'd go, I'd look for magazines to jerk off to. I was one horny little guy. I think even hornier than I am now, being that I don't think I could jerk off to a catalogue any more. Give your son some privacy, hes gonna be doing a lot of jerkin' off. Better that than doing the real thing with a girl at his age. BTW, I called you last night to wish you a great weekend. Did you get the message? I bet people here would be surprised to find out that you have a soft, sweet voice.
My parents read Penthouse Forum & I'd steal the books.4everhung said:catalogues?
our forts were stocked with penthouses at 11
They change, Erz, that's all I'm saying, they just ... change. In a lot of ways, a lot more than girls. Just don't be surprised when it happens. I'm only trying to give you a heads up, and I think you have a good few years before it happensErzulie said:lmao @ Then you buy the lotion
Thank you hun.. No other male around on a regular basis besides his father, which he sees a few times a week still and he knows he can see him anytime he desires. Thankfully my son is still very respectful and knows I won't take ANY flack from him what so ever. If he in anyway gets disrespectful i get an apology right after. He doesn't do that often though.
). They all do, it's a normal, necessary part of development. They go from being little boys into men, and in between they become YOUNG men who are trying to find their place in the world and are on the ultimate dose of gear
. I think part of it is genetic programming (okay, this is me ... I honestly think human males are programmed to find their own mother repulsive at a point in their development to prevent inbreeding. My son has since told me that there was a period of time that very sound of my voice was like nails on a chalkboard to him, and my husband has told me he remembers something very similar with his own mother. I think it's a pheremone thing).Hiatussin said:I think I started masturbating around the age of 8.
My gf says its about the same for her.
...
MuscleMom said:They change, Erz, that's all I'm saying, they just ... change. In a lot of ways, a lot more than girls. Just don't be surprised when it happens. I'm only trying to give you a heads up, and I think you have a good few years before it happensIt's not your parenting skills or anything ... there will come a day when he WILL not back down to you, may even be unrepetantly disrespectful, might start going out of his way to challenge your authority while seeming to idolize his father (I remember that time
). They all do, it's a normal, necessary part of development. They go from being little boys into men, and in between they become YOUNG men who are trying to find their place in the world and are on the ultimate dose of gear
. I think part of it is genetic programming (okay, this is me ... I honestly think human males are programmed to find their own mother repulsive at a point in their development to prevent inbreeding. My son has since told me that there was a period of time that very sound of my voice was like nails on a chalkboard to him, and my husband has told me he remembers something very similar with his own mother. I think it's a pheremone thing).
I'm really glad his father is in his life regularly, that will help. Don't be surprised if he wants to start spending more time with dad, doing father son things, what's great is if they both get involved in team sports, that's always a winner for boys, especially if dad coaches.
Okay, here's a brief (I CAN be short) story about teenage boys:
We're spending a week camping (on Hattaras, NC, actually) checking into the site. Campground office is pretty crowded, I'm chatting with an older lady while I'm waiting to check in:
She: "Do you have any children?"
Me: "Oh, yes, three."
She: "Oh, that's lovely, you know they'll have a ball! How old are they?"
Me: "Well, my husband's one son is 9, and his daughter is 12,"
She (nodding and smiling): "Oh, I bet they just love the pool ..."
Me: "Oh, yes! And my other son is 15."
At this statement, the lady's face FELL into this look of sorrowing concern, she put her hand on my arm and said softly: "oh, I'm so sorry," exactly the way you'd say to someone who told you that they'd just suffered a death in the family.
Believe it or not, her saying this made me feel much betterDefinition of joy <sarc> 10 hours in a car with a royally pissy teenager and two crabby ass kids ...
My answer to her: "So it's not just us, huh?"
She: "Oh no, dear, but it does get better."
THAT story illustrates, better than anything else I can tell you, what raising a teenage boy is about ...
just suck him offErzulie said:when the hell does this happen for guys?
i think my son is way to early for his time..
I have to deal everyday with this and of course as a mom, I don't want this to happen until he's 18
SublimeZM said:just suck him off
JavaGuru said:Don't worry....before you know it he'll be posting on elite just like all the other guys on here.![]()

tommy2tone said:i know a guy who did his babysitter when he was 12. which resulted in a kid. the guy is now 27.
moral of story is ur kid is probably going to get laid soon
Erzulie said:
OMG, some day you may be REALLY luck and he will start telling you his sexual escapades!Erzulie said:
Or even better/worse, his sexual conquests from high school ... MuscleMom said:OMG, some day you may be REALLY luck and he will start telling you his sexual escapades!
He doesn't go into much detail (mainly because I'm like, STOP, too much damn information). He gets a kick out of making me uncomfortable, thinks it's funny. I actually am very close with my son and he has told me some of his stories from Tech. SchoolOr even better/worse, his sexual conquests from high school ...
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Erzulie, what's MA training??? or MMA training?
No sexual escapades yet though.. THANK GOD!tiger88 said:1. i dont remmeber getting my pubs they just came or was i high then?
2. i only jacked off on weekends ( i thought it messed up my mind)
3. hopefully he doesnt get any pimples..zits suck
4. i shouldnt have done a cycle at 14
5. i still have wet dreams
Mr. Black said:What did ya run?
Erzulie said:Well, I'll put it short and sweet... My son tells me everything..
Erzulie said:lol
what the hell did you do at 14? and what do you have wet dreams about?
Mr. dB said:Haha, you actually think that's not going to change?
Erzulie said:i guess thats a catch 22.. eh?
Mr. dB said:It's just naive to think that when his brain is full of testosterone that he won't strain to finally break the umbilical.
Dude, that's just wrong, really.SublimeZM said:just suck him off

hidngod said:Dude, that's just wrong, really.![]()
I would.Erzulie said:seriously.. sick mind
I am still thinking about bombing him
bomb me after (u blow him)Erzulie said:should i bomb you now or should I bomb you later.. I'll let you chose
bigmann245 said:well i had 2 older sisters and they told me everything. so i was knowledgeable early on but the emotions didnt start till about 12. but i was and still am very close to my mother and i take cafter her in the emotional side. my dad was a hard ass. not saying i was soft just that i understood feelings. i went to my mom for all the questions only cause my dads answer for everything was "your too young". but my mom would pull me aside and tell me the real story. even when i was 17 my dad said i was too young for a drivers liscense. my mom took me to get it. poissed my dad off. but now he realizes that he tried to shelter me way too much and regrets holding me back.
just be there for him. sounds like your doing an outstanding job. rememeber, hes around you more than his dad so he will take a notice to girls more at an early age. believe me. even though i grew up with my dad at home he worked so much i never saw him. but i had 2 older sisters and my mom that i was around all the time. just teach him to respect girls and not try and push them into anything they may not want to do or shouldnt be doing. my friend was 2 years younger than i. so the girls he brought to the parties and hanging out were 2 or 3 years younger than i. so when i wa 14 they were freegin 11 or 12. my friend made them do things that they knew they shouldnt but me and my friends were the "in" crowd so they did whatever he said. a lot of the times i had to step in. he was having sex early on at 12 and 13. i didnt have sex till i was 17 and about to leave for the navy. he took after his dad big time and he had 5 older brothers and 2 sisters. he followed his brothers a lot. we even went to parties they had and we were 14 and his brothers were 17 and 18.
do you see the difference? my friend never respected woman. he used them. but i was respectful and cared about them and protected them best i could. but sometimes i wasnt there and he got away with it. just teach him the right way to go about handling his emotions. whether it be sexual or mental.

SublimeZM said:bomb me after (u blow him)
jk, before is good
SublimeZM said:bomb me after (u blow him)
jk, before is good
Oh, you won't get the stories until he considers himself an adult, if ever. I didn't start hearing this stuff until my son came back from basic training. Teens get private. C'mon how much did you keep from your own parentsErzulie said:Well, I'll put it short and sweet... My son tells me everything.. LOL and he's very smartNo sexual escapades yet though.. THANK GOD!
MA = martial arts MMA= mixed martial arts

theoak01 said:one more thing,when you find his beat off rag,which you will,just let it be,dont bring it out when his friends are over and ask about it like my mom did

MuscleMom said:Oh, you won't get the stories until he considers himself an adult, if ever. I didn't start hearing this stuff until my son came back from basic training. Teens get private. C'mon how much did you keep from your own parents![]()
(I didn't know you knew martial arts ... ) anyway, the thing is, when puberty kicks in full steam, your entire relationship with your children evolves, including discipline. It's not like swatting them on the ass because they kicked you during a temper tantrum. You can't take things to a physical level with a teenager, NOT a boy, and ESPECIALLY if you, his mother HAVE THE ABILITY to kick his ass, you'll really screw him up. Instead of respecting you, he'll resent you and be very angry, at you in particular, and women in general.
I personally liked puberty/teenage years, in a way. Once you learn to realize that they're the ones who are crazy, not you. It's interesting to see the transition from childhood to adulthood, the growth from child to man. I'm not much of a KID person, anyway, if that makes sense, not much good at the whole silly/game playing thing.
It doesn't happen overnight, Erzulie, any more than anything else about parenthood does. It's more like a 2 steps forward, one step back thing ... and before you know it you have a kid that you're giving driving lessons to![]()
Erzulie said:stop
lol
honestly, my son can talk to me about anything.. though at times i don't want to hear it. I never want him to go to someone else to answer his questions.

slat1 said:You worry too much. Everything I learned I learned on the street. I turned out fine!!!![]()
yeah, and dont let anyone see you put it in your mouththeoak01 said:one more thing,when you find his beat off rag,which you will,just let it be,dont bring it out when his friends are over and ask about it like my mom did
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