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Protien farts?

Protien farts are potent farts. Used to be said that when you eat a typical food protien with a carb at the same time, an alkaline/acid solution is formed in the stomach and that's what creates a gas. Now, with the protien powders that are out now, you take a concentrated protien with a concentrated carb and you get some seriously concentrated farts going... again, that was old school theory. Not sure if it still stands, but one things for sure -- those protien farts really can clear a room.
 
my protein powder doesnt bother me at all, but watch out for the CHICKEN FARTS! i need to get some ginger root or somthing...you know youre wrong when you cant even stant yourself!
 
holy shit---- all the time......stinky ass protien farts are part of the game. they usually put me to sleep at night.
 
I just love it when they are so bad the paint on the wall peels off. When that happens I get into bed, fart and then pull the covers up over the wifes head and trap her underneath. :D

And I wonder why I can't seem to get any?:p
 
Re: Get Ginger

GiLOC said:
A ginger supplement eliminated my room vacating odor!
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agreed...

get ginger root and enzymes complex... it will go away... Don't make stinky smell a part of your beautiful weight gain experience...:D
 
Ginger root may work but sometimes it takes 4-5 days. That's why for immediate result I suggest you to get simethicone USP (may be known under the name of Ovol). They usually come in tabs from 10 to 180 mg. With the correct dosage, no farts at all. Not even a single one.....
 
oh man u know whats the best? When you are on a date and the whole night u r holding those damn protein farts in. Your stomach is growling the whole night....then as soon as u drop the bitch off u let it alllllll go into one HUGE MASSIVE CYTONPROTEIN BOMB!
 
BBkingpin said:
I just blame it on the dog. If I'm out in public, I just laugh.
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my dog is the main motherfucker that farts not me, mr 350 grams of protein. ever since i started feeding him hamburger meat to help him gain weight. what a fucking stinker. and it sucks because his breed doesn't smell as far as dog smell goes, but now he farts all day long. :)
 
dzuljas said:
oh man u know whats the best? When you are on a date and the whole night u r holding those damn protein farts in. Your stomach is growling the whole night....then as soon as u drop the bitch off u let it alllllll go into one HUGE MASSIVE CYTONPROTEIN BOMB!
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lol.......i know EXACTLY what you mean.

thats about the most satisfying thing there is :D
 
dzuljas said:
oh man u know whats the best? When you are on a date and the whole night u r holding those damn protein farts in. Your stomach is growling the whole night....then as soon as u drop the bitch off u let it alllllll go into one HUGE MASSIVE CYTONPROTEIN BOMB!
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LOL, I always had that problem! Once I got so sick from the gas accumulation I had to release it in the open air on a windy day w/o sound unfortunately next to her... well, that was the end of the date :)

I only have protein farts when my carbs are also high. 200 grams carbs, 500 grams protein gives me no problems
 
I work on the 2nd floor of a 6 story building. Sometimes I will send one up to the exec's on the 6th floor. I laugh to myself like a sick bastard. Geeze they can bring tears to your eyes! :D
 
sometimes i just have to go to the toilet at work just to fart, get real sore stomach sometimes, feels good to fart.
 
By the smell of the fart you know whether your protein is real. I hate all those scammers selling fake proteins:D :D :D
 
Speaking of farts, When I drink ISOPURE I shit ISOPURE. I don't think I digest it very well but the gas is exquisite.. I can clear the living room for hrs at a time with that gas.
 
I was in a club one night, had wicked anal gas, this kid stopped behind me so I stuck ass onto his leg and let one rip :D . He was not very impressed, however I thought it was great.
 
try different protein powders. some are worse then others. Usually the cheap shit does the worst damage on other's noses.
 
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