Protien farts?

[granby140]

Do you guys have this problem. The last week i have been out of control. People walk away from me now.

 

[Radical Ice]

Protien farts are potent farts. Used to be said that when you eat a typical food protien with a carb at the same time, an alkaline/acid solution is formed in the stomach and that's what creates a gas. Now, with the protien powders that are out now, you take a concentrated protien with a concentrated carb and you get some seriously concentrated farts going... again, that was old school theory. Not sure if it still stands, but one things for sure -- those protien farts really can clear a room.

 

[Warmachine]

my protein powder doesnt bother me at all, but watch out for the CHICKEN FARTS! i need to get some ginger root or somthing...you know youre wrong when you cant even stant yourself!

 

[machaveli]

holy shit---- all the time......stinky ass protien farts are part of the game. they usually put me to sleep at night.

 

[GiLOC]

Get Ginger

A ginger supplement eliminated my room vacating odor!

 

[muslhead]

I just love it when they are so bad the paint on the wall peels off. When that happens I get into bed, fart and then pull the covers up over the wifes head and trap her underneath.

And I wonder why I can't seem to get any?

 

[RussianBro]

Re: Get Ginger

A ginger supplement eliminated my room vacating odor!

agreed...

get ginger root and enzymes complex... it will go away... Don't make stinky smell a part of your beautiful weight gain experience...

 

[manny78]

Ginger root may work but sometimes it takes 4-5 days. That's why for immediate result I suggest you to get simethicone USP (may be known under the name of Ovol). They usually come in tabs from 10 to 180 mg. With the correct dosage, no farts at all. Not even a single one.....

 

[bbkingpin]

I just blame it on the dog. If I'm out in public, I just laugh.

 

[Lift Chief]

I'm going to have to look into ginger root... my roomate is starting to get upset