Proposing tonight!

[WoodyO]

Right Said Fred

 

[bigbassturd]

Bmth

 

[musclemom]

Or maybe because all this fuckin hippy horseshit about an alternate universe is fucking stupid. It's just a fuckin plant, you smoke it, and it makes parts of your brain fire off information to other parts of your brain, creating hallucinations.

If some jackass can't deal with the fact that what he saw on it didn't actually exist, and was just a figment of his imagination, and now he's confused and his tiny brain is broken, that's his problem.

Stop trying to act like smoking a leaf off a gotdam plant is going to let you catch a peep of heaven or hell, it's just a high...

I kind of like people like you in small doses, I really do. You're lucky because it's easier that way. Doesn't make it right, just easier.

Anyway, people like you can fuck around with mind altering drugs and that's it, all they do is get you high, you have the experience, move on. You don't have enough imagination to be in any danger. Like I said, can't lose what you don't have. And I admire how good folks like you are at straightforward life. You approach everything sort of like a dog, new experiences fall into one of three categories: Should I kill it? Should I eat it? Should I fuck it?

 

[miplank]

What category would "should I lick it?" fall in?


Would that be Eat or Fuck?

 

[bigbassturd]

You forgot category 4: should I mop it?

 

[bigbassturd]

What category would "should I lick it?" fall in?


Would that be Eat or Fuck?

I was thinking the same thing. Some days, scrubs falls into all three categories...

 

[musclemom]

What category would "should I lick it?" fall in?


Would that be Eat or Fuck?

Isn't it obvious? Licking is to ascertain whether it IS something you fuck or eat.

Oh, I forgot one other category: Should I piss on it.

BTW, my husband gave me that list years ago. It's his take on men, not mine. I couldn't disagree with him.

 

[WoodyO]

Should I poop on it?

 

[musclemom]

Should I poop on it?

Pee/poop are the same thing ...

Of course, food and shit are the same thing to some dogs ... I had this beagle cross, fucker used to specifically go down into the basement to go get a crunchy evening snack out of the litterpan.

Lots of things I don't miss about owning dogs ...

I mean, you just have to wonder about the thought process going on there. "Hmmm, I could go for a nosh, clay encrusted dried cat turd should do the trick nicely, yum".

 

[WoodyO]

Dogs are disgusting