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Proposing tonight!

Congrats
 
Yeah, little FYI boys, 9 out of 10 girls ... uh, lemme rephrase that to reflect numbers more appropriate for those of you who have actually been with living, breathing, human girls -- two out of three women who claim to have had an orgasm just from having some dude enthusiastically stick his pecker into them are lying. They faked it. They'll deny it up and down but I assure you, they faked it. And if you think you can tell the difference you need to buy this really cool bridge I have for sale, best investment you'll ever make.
 
MM husband isn't hitting it right..
First one didn't, that's for sure. Fucker's ego couldn't handle the thought of competing with marital aids.

Current one knows all sorts of tricks and is open to experimentation.
 
First one didn't, that's for sure. Fucker's ego couldn't handle the thought of competing with marital aids.

Current one knows all sorts of tricks and is open to experimentation.

Just has trouble finding it with that bad eye sight of his?
 
Yeah, little FYI boys, 9 out of 10 girls ... uh, lemme rephrase that to reflect numbers more appropriate for those of you who have actually been with living, breathing, human girls -- two out of three women who claim to have had an orgasm just from having some dude enthusiastically stick his pecker into them are lying. They faked it. They'll deny it up and down but I assure you, they faked it. And if you think you can tell the difference you need to buy this really cool bridge I have for sale, best investment you'll ever make.

This is true. More women than not cannot have an orgasm from sex alone so if every woman you've slept with every single one claims she has then some of them are faking it.
 
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