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Prison Rape Escape

Megadrink

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Hi, im going to jail, and i need to know, how not to get raped.

Well actually im not going to jail, but i have thought about what i would do to prevent possible rape in jail. And unless you have an ass thats got that Acanthosis Nigricans shit happenning, or its just so fucking grosse youve got yourself a pretty secure chance.

...of not getting raped.

As for me, ive got one of those arses that just screams rape me. However, this isnt a thred purely to glote about the rapeability of my arse, but more to pre plan how people would go about keeping there unvictimised arsehole unvictimised.

You can't say you have aids either, becuase good chance they probably do to.
 
wow awesome alter, just cover urself in poo or get some nice herpes looking gunk to put there..... OR close ur eyes and enjoy it ,that way it aint rape :D
 
Lol yeah, im a legit member. And this is the chat forum.

Geese, cant start a convo without getting checked out first. Lol jk.
 
i've never been to prison, but i'm betting it's a lot different than television/movies make it out to be.



maybe the lifers would want to plug your ass, but i'm guessing most people are just trying to do their time and not bang dudes.
 
Apparently, what ive been told is they domininate you not for themselves, but for others who would. Pimpin yo ass out like a pork chop.
And all for cigs, pens, and what ever else they can get there hands on.

Yep a good working pen, is probably worth a whole box of smokes.

You guys should watch 'scared straight' on you tube. The first couple of parts.

Anyway, i wanna hear some jail plans!
 
there's a hyuge thread on the law board of this site which has some pretty good advice.

I'm guessing, as red said, that rape isn't as common as you think, unless you look like a 12 year old girl.

Which apparently, you claim your ass is pretty rapeable (is that a word)? - so yea, you should prolly check that thread out.

The most common anti-assrape method is to eat razor blades.
 
break the bridge of the nose of the toughest guy or punch him in the throat

you always go for the biggest and toughest in a situation where you know your going to be ganged up on anyway

thats what I would do anyway......

take out the head even if your know you going to die doing it......

I die? then you die too.......
 
OMEGA said:
break the bridge of the nose of the toughest guy or punch him in the throat

you always go for the biggest and toughest in a situation where you know your going to be ganged up on anyway

thats what I would do anyway......

take out the head even if your know you going to die doing it......

I die? then you die too.......
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Wouldn't it be smart for him to rape first before being raped? The first time in the shower just reaming the smallest weakest dude there. Make them your property and you can trade them out for candy bars, boiled eggs, and oranges. This is what i'd do.
 
Day one you find the biggest, meanest, baddest motherfucker in the prison and you beat the snot out of him. If you can't do that, sooner or later someone bigger than you is going to be in a position to push you around.
 
Just watch the flick Big Stan mate, everything you need to know about avoiding having your lower colon massaged by dozens of big bad men is shown within it.
 
Yes, go find the biggest guy there and stab him in the neck real quick, first thing
 
hitting the biggest guy in the prison is not a good idea. cause unless you are a big guy, you're gonna get your ass beat and you'll be thrown into solitary and have time added to your sentence. not to mention the biggest guys are gonna have plenty of friends who will make your life hell. and if you are a big guy, you aren't getting raped anyways cause you'll just pop the MFer in the face if he tries.
 
are you guys listening to what I am saying?

I say if a group attacks you, you always take out the leader......
 
OMEGA said:
are you guys listening to what I am saying?

I say if a group attacks you, you always take out the leader......
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But what if it's a break dance battle and the group leader is the best break dancer in your city? Then what?
 
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I would like to suggest ass loads of steroids, its a general cure all, solution for everything. IMHO
 
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nangiggles said:
You watch a lot of gay porn then huh?
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He's a self-declared expert on semen viscosity and texture.

But it wasn't a surprise to me as he wanted to sniff one of my farts to tell if my diet was organic.

Scary stuff.
 
nangiggles said:
You watch a lot of gay porn then huh?
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well....no........but I can't possibly imagine it being gayer. I think it's possible to be the bottom in an all male gangbang and still have a shot at coming off more masculine than what I saw in that tape. I was honestly uncomfortable watching that clip.
 
3 250 lb black dudes holding you steady as you try your best to fight, you cant move a muscle you just flex and you cant get any inertia to break free, and after repeated punches to the stomach and poking at the rectum, you black out for a breif second and thats when the sphincter relaxes...and its in. youv been raped. you didnt stand a chance.

the next day at lunch, you grab a plastic knife, and stab the mother fucker in the eye....and then get beat to death.

well worth it
 
redsamurai said:
well....no........but I can't possibly imagine it being gayer. I think it's possible to be the bottom in an all male gangbang and still have a shot at coming off more masculine than what I saw in that tape. I was honestly uncomfortable watching that clip.
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what if they were breakdancing while wearing teh vibrams bor
 
Sub-Zero said:
3 250 lb black dudes holding you steady as you try your best to fight, you cant move a muscle you just flex and you cant get any inertia to break free, and after repeated punches to the stomach and poking at the rectum, you black out for a breif second and thats when the sphincter relaxes...and its in. youv been raped. you didnt stand a chance.

the next day at lunch, you grab a plastic knife, and stab the mother fucker in the eye....and then get beat to death.

well worth it
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This is why I don't like those geigh peoples!

c
 
Sub-Zero said:
3 250 lb black dudes holding you steady as you try your best to fight, you cant move a muscle you just flex and you cant get any inertia to break free, and after repeated punches to the stomach and poking at the rectum, you black out for a breif second and thats when the sphincter relaxes...and its in. youv been raped. you didnt stand a chance.

the next day at lunch, you grab a plastic knife, and stab the mother fucker in the eye....and then get beat to death.

well worth it
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Wow, this is where I hate having a vivid imagination.....:(
 
Sub-Zero said:
3 250 lb black dudes holding you steady as you try your best to fight, you cant move a muscle you just flex and you cant get any inertia to break free, and after repeated punches to the stomach and poking at the rectum, you black out for a breif second and thats when the sphincter relaxes...and its in. youv been raped. you didnt stand a chance.

the next day at lunch, you grab a plastic knife, and stab the mother fucker in the eye....and then get beat to death.

well worth it
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lot of experience? :confused:
 
shirlene29 said:
lot of experience? :confused:
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Is prison rape a fantasy of yours? I could always swing down to Jville, pick up SL, we can roll thru NC get 1500 and buy some orange jump suits on the way to Boston. Maybe even get Mitch to fly in get the whole thing on video, and make you some cool ass banners for your sig, when your dreams have all come true.
 
Strongbow said:
Is prison rape a fantasy of yours? I could always swing down to Jville, pick up SL, we can roll thru NC get 1500 and buy some orange jump suits on the way to Boston. Maybe even get Mitch to fly in get the whole thing on video, and make you some cool ass banners for your sig, when your dreams have all come true.
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OMg where on earth did that come from? :lmao:
 
superdave said:
what if they were breakdancing while wearing teh vibrams bor
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no change either way i think. The crotch grinding and the deep sensuous nose to nose staredowns pretty much trump anything. You could have a UFC fight going on in the background and still not butch that scene up in the slightest.
 
hopefully my elite wrestling skill would come in hand if i ever were to go to jail. it might make me look like a hard ass if i pick up the baddest dude and slam him onto his neck.
 
twenty47 said:
hopefully my elite wrestling skill would come in hand if i ever were to go to jail. it might make me look like a hard ass if i pick up the baddest dude and slam him onto his neck.
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You would want to be carefull though, you might accidently pick up some guys bitch, thinking he' was the baddest. That wouldnt make his owner too happy with you, knowing his whore couldnt suck dick properly because of a broken neck. :redhot:



And Redsamurai. rofl mate, you crack me up.
 
Dont poop for 1-2 days, then when the geigh inmate is about to stick it in your ass, just flood is dick with shit.
 
SouthernLord said:
Wouldn't it be smart for him to rape first before being raped? The first time in the shower just reaming the smallest weakest dude there. Make them your property and you can trade them out for candy bars, boiled eggs, and oranges. This is what i'd do.
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lololol
 
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